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MustBeTrump 136 points ago +137 / -1

After I woke up my toilet was full of shit and it wouldn't flush.

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deleted 135 points ago +135 / -0
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Bethybethster 70 points ago +70 / -0

Typically I call my shits “big ones” but as of now I will call them “Democrats” thank you.

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Longhairedzombie 55 points ago +55 / -0

Democraps^

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NimbleNavigator2019 39 points ago +39 / -0

This is a total scam, the likes of which hasn’t been seen maybe ever before. You take a look at Pennsylvania, you take a look at Arizona, you look at Wisconsin - and by the way these are very important states that have been badly hurt by the Democrats - and you’re going to tell me they voted by the millions for Sleepy Joe? I don’t think so. I don’t think so. There’s a name for this. It’s called fraud and it’s very ugly. We’re going to win these states and many, many more. That I can tell you.

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Bethybethster 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lolilolhhhhhaaaaaa! Even better!

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hornsawn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha. True

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YUNG_GUAC 17 points ago +17 / -0

Alternatively, you can start calling them "big guys."

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Crucial 8 points ago +8 / -0

Beautiful

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does that make the hemorrhoids "H"?

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Paul_Revere 14 points ago +14 / -0

I had the vicious runs this morning. I think it was the "blue wave" I kept hearing about.

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spezisthedevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe Biden is "the Big Guy" according to Hunter's emails, so close enough. 👌

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Big guy'

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TenScoops 7 points ago +8 / -1

delivering Obama to the White House, huh? Don't forget to flush

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OliverWillis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wew!

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TheCIASellsDrugs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thanks, Obama!

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ArdentGrasshopper 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah, no causality chain there whatsoever!

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Damadhatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to go let off a Bomb up in here!!!

-some guy shitting in a lowes bathroom