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crusadetiem 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’m a paramedic and I can tell you that George Floyd died of excited delirium. Is that how we play this game?

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a neck and I can expertly tell you that the only issue with Floyd's neck was the drugs he swallowed

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a penis and women don't (unless they are wearing an artificial one)

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clearly you are an expert in urology

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like you wouldn't believe.

Apparently, "sounding porn" is a legit genre.

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a rabbit hole to go peek into now

Edit: NOPE NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NOPE SIR NOPE NO

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait until you see the one with Natalie Mars and Lianna Lawson.

Then you will want to use that 24/7 on force feed into their brains and turn the other side gay.

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This must be what happened to the frogs

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope according to this guy Biden is the picture of health and dRuMpH is suffering frontal lobe damage lol

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Undangerousdo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Those aren't because of dementia, those are because Biden is an irrational moron! Checkmate, Drumpftards!"

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sure he does have a degree. But most degrees today literally mean nothing. It’s not even exaggeration. Quite literally N O T H I N G.

I returned to school, went to University of Oregon up through Spring semester of this year. Most classes, regardless what it is, have you just respond to leftist articles from Slate or Salon or whatever other rag and provide your opinion on it. That’s 75% of assignments in most classes. And it’s heavily implied you simply agree with it and explain why it’s correct.

Only classes I took that were 100% devoid of any SJWisms and Marxist Propaganda was 6 Japanese Language courses, and 1 of 3 classes in Japanese literature.

Everything else. Including COMPUTER FUCKING SCIENCE courses have you do bullshit. In one CS class we literally had to discuss an article and write an opinion about getting women in tech.

College is probably ironically one contributing factor for why some people can’t get jobs today. Because it simply doesn’t teach anyone anything, so the bulk of people getting jobs are just self motivated self learning people and all these troglodytes coming out of university are like “Derr, why I no get hired by da company?? I went to college for years writing response papers to da internet??! Dat qualifies me to be in da field, dis paper say so!”

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Sigma 11 points ago +11 / -0

Degree in psychology means he can do therapy for anxiety-ridden catwomen in their 40's. Tell him to come back when he has a degree in medicine, preferably a board certification in neurology and psychiatry.

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FromBilgewater 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not even that. This guy could have been a psychology major with a bachelor's degree working at Starcucks.

Ask him for his state license so we can file ethical complaints for diagnosing without seeing the patient (that's grounds for disbarment for psychiatrists and psychologists).

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. I have a degree in biology, I am not anywhere close to a doctor.

Probably an undergrad degree in psychology (otherwise he would probably drop “masters” “PhD” or tell us he was a psychiatrist).

He can tell you all about the Stanford experiment, let me tell you. That’s probably it

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REE_Salty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I watched the movie.

Can i have a psychology degree too? I wont do anything with it since i have a real degree but seems neat to have.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even better, you can diagnose people you’ve never met and brag about yourself on the internet!

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Food4thought 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched that ER show "House" a few times.... Bring in the gunshot victims.

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REE_Salty 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have all seen Dexter....sooooo...

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clearly it’s lupus

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hes actually studying colonoscopic medicine. He knows how it feels to have things shoved up his ass

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

In that case Milo Yiannopoulos is a real expert.

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lustmorden 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Degree in psychology" sounds purposefully vague. I bet he only has a bachelor's, which qualifies him for......... nothing.

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, I’d bet money on it

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starsabove 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heh, he might have a degree in psych but apparently not in economics. Trump is 'hundreds of millions in debt' because of mortgages on his properties. Its like saying you're tens of thousands in debt because you have a 30K car loan and a 100K home loan.

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. I dont know about a single real-estate mogul who pays off a loan when you're worth billions and I cant think of any market manager who would tell you to do so

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CLANKDOM_SPOON 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is the male counterpart of an "i have a degree" - karen?

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently "Opinionated Burt"

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keith?

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Gingabombs 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a travesty that he paid what he did for an education in that expertise, and can't form a better argument what he offered. He should ask for a refund.

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Taco12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't a neurologist determine dementia? Not a psychologist. Am I wrong with this logic?

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

To the best of my knowledge neurologists determine the cause of brain damage and blockages that could cause or be the cause of a current case of dementia. Dementia and Alszhiemers are fairly easy to see now that we know so much about them. Psychological exams would determine extent of the dementia and whether or not its affecting daily tasks along with prescribing medications to combat the illness

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Taco12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! That's an excellent explanation!

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for the compliment

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Jdubs2711 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ooh baby I like it r4w.

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the smell of BTFO in the morning

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AmishMachinist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same goes if they try to convince you by crying on a late night tall show.

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or on CNN lol

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best BTFO I ever seen

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WacoKid90 3 points ago +3 / -0

fluent aphasia .... dementia IS setting in..... he may have missed that week in abnormal psycj

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

If this guy actually had a psych degree and was PRACTICING, he would know you can’t diagnose illnesses from a distance. You have to be a doctor, assigned to a patient, and have one on one time with the patient. Diagnosing from a distance actually breaks ethical codes. But since when do libs care about ethics?

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whenever they have to break it

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c_programmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is considered quack medicine for a psychologist to diagnose someone they haven't actually examined. That's why he said "psychology degree" and not "psychologist."

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This soiboi definitely has a psychologist tho lol

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EnigmaticEncounter 2 points ago +2 / -0

man said 50x and I see no reply back, alpha af

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CherryCoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Opinionated Burt speaks like every 15 year old edge lord.

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Trump has filed bankruptcy before he’s not successful!!!!”

That’s like saying “Michael Jordan isn’t a good basketball player, he missed over 12,000 shots!!!”

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Micheal Phelps has 2 Bronze Medals. He's clearly the worst olympic swimmer ever

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Shampagnepapi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, approximately 6 out of 500+ businesses Trump has had, failed.

Completely disregarding Data from the BLS shows that approximately 20% of new businesses fail during the first two years of being open, 45% during the first five years, and 65% during the first 10 years

Trump having only 6 failed businesses PROVES he’s a good businessman lol

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

New businesses don't have green balance sheets until the 6th or 7th year. Even if they don't close down in the first 2 years Trump being able to hold 500 businesses through red profit margins is more than enough proof of him being successful and a smart, frugal businessman

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Undangerousdo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The true value of university anymore is just having easier access to sources and materials, as far as I've experienced. And in a lot of cases, that's changing pretty rapidly, too.

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Putting your best foot forward and scouring the world for information is always the best way to enrich yourself. Find people who can help you learn and suck in all the info you can.

Prove Sherlock Holmes wrong

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

His boyfriend makes sure he is always butthurt

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Food4thought 2 points ago +2 / -0

But... But... Muh paperwork!!

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Pigpenlordofdirt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

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