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deleted 86 points ago +86 / -0
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SobekRa 25 points ago +25 / -0

This shit makes your stomach sink in

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FullAutoFlintlock 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is gonna make his shit pushed in

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mechaet 2 points ago +2 / -0

This should make his head come off.

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ColdBrewCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you sent this to trumps campaign line asking for this information?

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Neverstoptrumping 1 point ago +1 / -0

michigan eligible voters do NOT add up The Break down on Leelanau County, Michigan Population as of July 1, 2019 was 21,761 with 16.1% being under 18. That means 18,257.479 legal voters!!!! Why is there 21,416 registered voters??? With the percentage of registered voters that voted turning out to be...17017.1536!!! And let's say for laughs only legal voters voted that would mean...17017.1536 is what percent of 18257.479.....that is a 93.21% voter turn out! Investigate this!!!!

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luke21 68 points ago +68 / -0

"There's no evidence. There's no evidence. He said that without providing evidence. "

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BidenHunter 55 points ago +55 / -0

Lol. I know. For the first time in world history, a confession is worthless.

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Phil_DeGraves 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Trump's unproven allegations of voter fraud"

"Trump's baseless allegations of voter fraud"

--- MSM news

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SobekRa 4 points ago +9 / -5

Allegations are proven in court after due process, weird fucking idea right?

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IslamIsEvil 16 points ago +16 / -0

the dude admitted he committed a crime. that's NOT an allegation. allegations are when someone says someone ELSE committed a crime.

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MAGACountryResident 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed this is a confession. You can convict on confessions. Now that he’s retracting his statement he needs to be investigated. Should be easy to find out if he is a registered poll worker. Now that he said he wasn’t even a poll worker if he is lying about that, he is most likely lying about what he said being a joke.

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BillDStrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically, he did both.

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SobekRa 1 point ago +1 / -0

There seem to be a misunderstanding. My statement was sarcastic AND directed at Dems

When they say "Omg prove it!" I'm saying "that's what the courts are for! Have a little patience and let due process take the course!"

I think it's important to have a massive, watertight victory on all fronts that cannot be contested. Unlike Dems, we don't need to cheat or skip due process to have our reasons prevail, no matter how damning the evidence.

Right now history is being written. Kids will study this. Let's give a good example and show the difference between a savage ignorant mob, and the composed reaction of law abiding decent citizens

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FullAutoFlintlock 9 points ago +9 / -0

He admitted to a lifetime of felonies, thats not an allegation.. its a criminal confession

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SobekRa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. Still believe it has to be heard and proven in court no matter how damning the evidence. I'm a by-the-books guy, I don't wanna skip due process.

My statement was sarcastic and directed at Dems that keep busting balls about "proving it" and such. They forgot the legal process happens in court and not on media platforms!! Just a few days of patience and they'll get buried by the proofs they so demand

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FullAutoFlintlock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, the Law is your master. Sure whatever, let us know how that works out for republicans.

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SobekRa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand why you provoke me like this.The most peaceful and impartial option is always preferable. It's basically certain Dems will get their ass handed to them anyway

Courts are not dumb, they know what would happen if they behaved corruptly with tensions so high. Let them do their work before jumping to conclusions.

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Turtler 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean, to be fair confessions have been false before, sometimes on a systematic level. The Commies in particular liked forcing people to sign confessions even if everyone knew they were false, because the party could never be wrong.

https://newcriterion.com/issues/2019/10/leninthink

Still, there's a lot more grounds to suspect those than some idiot shouting off on here. So go get 'em.

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bitterbut_true 6 points ago +7 / -1

What about the 'chain of custody'? You pick up 10k votes and sign for them. You drop them off and sign off for them. Y throw them out in transit--your arse is nailed to the floor.

Btw, how did he know they were "Trump votes"?

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tragician 32 points ago +32 / -0

Wait why is he admitting this?

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ChuckedBeef 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bragging

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buco 16 points ago +16 / -0

Street cred for some guys dick he wants up his ass.

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virgule 10 points ago +10 / -0

edit: There's only 3 valid motives to lie. 1) Relational power, 2) Getting rich, 3) Pussy.

That's the GOOD question. All 3 other commenters can suck on it until it rust. Why? NEVER ascribe motive. 100% of ascribed motives turns out to be hallucinations or a confirmation bias thingy.

Is him adequately sufficiently explained by one of the 3 motives to lie?

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terablelizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because stupidity.

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Ilikecheese 26 points ago +26 / -0

I volunteer for the firing squad

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Blurpy 15 points ago +15 / -0

If the story is true, I'm sure you could find a few people to do it with a dull, rusty spoon.

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AKviking14 2 points ago +2 / -0

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hloblart 22 points ago +22 / -0

Each ballot thrown out is a discreet act. If there is a conviction, any honest judge would not allow a concurrent sentence. He should serve each of those tens of thousands of sentences consecutively.

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Hairy_Mouse 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've seen people charges with fraud, and they received a separate charge for each ballot.

If you do 10,000 votes/ballots, you get 10,000 felonies.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

And 10,000 bails, please

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Hairy_Mouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bail works different. It is determined on the combined charges.

Also, as far as felonies go, this is a lesser one a far as punishment. However, even so I think 10,000 would add up pretty quick.

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spicy_deluxe 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean 10,000 consecutive death sentences.

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GoopNIL 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like a LARP. That's obviously a fake name.

But I have no doubt that this WAS actually going on.

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hogimus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need verification that he actually did worked there

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ChuckedBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oil up the guillotines

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kuningus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Public hangings!

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Here_we_go 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will volunteer to play minecraft with him

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VGHarper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously a fake name, but I wonder if "Kyle Fauxton" is friends with "Fauxton", a musician in the Detroit, MI area?

Check out http://www.fauxton.bandcamp.com for some cover art with a selfie that looks a lot like our Kyle Fauxton here.

Edited to remove the name that might be behind the stage name. Happy Sunday Gunday, and keep those Chambers clean.

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sillybilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point trump should be called winner. Everyone ripped his ballots and he was still close with the rigging

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MI_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arrest him immediately

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GrandmaHelmet 1 point ago +1 / -0

The article has been updated...in part, the update says, β€œ UPDATE: Keil Fauxton (not his real name) has contacted us via email. Here is his message to us:

I am humbly asking you to please update this. It was a joke for my few followers, I never intended to receive anyone. I\’ve never been a ballot counter.

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ztrich007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, what a moron

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Hairy_Mouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, these are felony charges. Does this guarantee an investigation at least?

If I went on Facebook and said "I took a jog down a back road the other day, and murdered every person I saw, my friend helped too" I GUARANTEE I'd be getting a knock on my door... REAL fuckin quick.

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BrianSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh, he likes "beer-drinking" (probably a bunch of faggy craft beers)? does that mean he helped gang-rape someone in college, too?

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codesherpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barr, this guy just gift wrapped a felony confession and sent it to you. Can you spare five minutes to interview him if you aren't too busy. Barr is probably waiting for the guy to drive himself to the police station.

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RustyJShackleford 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will spend my own money and learn to pilot a helicopter if I can have this one.

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ShiterallyLaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I assume he will be submitting an affidavit with this information for the lawsuit.

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virgule 1 point ago +1 / -0

To admit one's wrongdoings prove that his heart is in the right place. He's the kind of men we can all get to be fond of.

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