I want to see Chelsea Handler sobbing uncontrollably into a pitcher of vodka. I want to see Madonna threaten to blow up every person who voted for Trump. I want to see Rosie O'Donnell losing her mind, screaming incoherently into the camera. I want to see Kathy Griffin stabbing a homemade Trump voodoo doll with a pair of scissors in between gulps of wine. I want to see every smug, self-righteous, holier-than-thou, Leftist celebrity turn into a hysterical mess of cognitive dissonance as the emotional whiplash smashes their spirit. God willing, it will be the last time anyone every pays them any attention.

Can't wait...