He's so relatable. "C'mon man" "You know the thing!" "Look, fat."

His policy on.... er... well I don't know any of his policies yet, but I bet they are fantastic. I also know that he won the election, because the people that have been lying to us for the last two decades told me so.

Also, Joe Biden was such a great candidate! The way he did those massive 4 person rallies... not to mention all that HIGH ENERGY! Yeah, drumpf is finished, I'm a Biden Guy now. My wife's boyfriend even said I might get to watch them tonight... so excited! BIDEN HARRIS 2020!!!