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tooanalytical 20 points ago +20 / -0

I updated my life insurance policy just in case I die in the salt mines.

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women_for_trump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Drink plenty of water

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Deplorable_Citizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make that a moon made out of salt.

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FreedomFry1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, exactly what their plan was all long. They knew they would likely get caught committing treason.

  1. They ordered the ccp backed media to declare Biden winner.

  2. Marxists celebrate and think they won then claim Trump is Hitler and stole the election.

  3. Rioting and looting ensue, which is what most of the dumb fuck commies on the streets wanted and expected to get out of this.

  4. We already won and they got fucked.

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ojnvvv 9 points ago +9 / -0

DJT planned this out.. 4D chess. he wasn’t just going to win, he wanted to win and show how dirty his opponents play. for all the hoaxes and media plots, he’s been planning his revenge . MAGA pedes

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Dergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Buy bigger buckets.

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namaste_trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

my body is ready!!!

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Benzy8919 6 points ago +6 / -0

Selling Salt... Before the supply gets too great and the price of Salt crashes!

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KekistanRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't wait to watch land speed races across the Los Angeles Salt Flats.

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Lurkers4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey pedes, is there such a thing as too much salt? Am I going to overdose and die from the amount of pure salt I'll consume after this? Most importantly, is there enough landmass to contain all the salt that's about to flow?

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chopz 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're gonna need more dump trucks..........

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, enough to salt the earth.

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CaptainForehead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m hoping it arrives before Thanksgiving. I didn’t add it to the grocery list because I expect a massive quantity to be delivered .

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fclampazzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will be difficult to rent the number of bulldozers we need.

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Ruinerdown 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not tired yet

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ALT26 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will be cataclysmic. Greater than the Lake Peigneur Drilling Accident

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you know if you expel too much salt from your body it can lead to seizures. Aka... TDS

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