Let me tell you what we have to look forward to. In order.

There is no way to defraud an election.

Ok, ok you can defraud and election, but only in small isolated incidents by individuals

So there may have been some larger frauds, but they didn't happen everywhere and they didn't change anything<------ you are here

Ok so the large scale fraud changed the outcome a little bit in this state, but the rest were fine

So they weren't fine, but the voting system is secure and I had no part of this, I'm just as surprised as you are. Honest

So our voting system is flawed at every level, and cheating goes on at every level. But I'm sure both sides do it in equal amounts so, we can just fix it and let bygones be bygones?

I was only following orders, and I'm willing to name names for leniency

I'm so glad I got deported to Iran instead of getting hung with the rest of them. What's that shiny bird doing up there