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bubble_bursts 220 points ago +220 / -0

This happened to me. After 100 flips and got heads, the Genie granted me 138K empty ballots.

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BISMARCK_33 68 points ago +68 / -0

That's it? The genie didn't give you 3 wishes or anything? What a ripoff

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MisterKag 30 points ago +30 / -0

Three states.

But two terms will beat three states.

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deleted 16 points ago +18 / -2
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daniel1116 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doing the lords work things move so fast around here it's good we keep each other posted.

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nevercomedownTRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Philadelphia uses ES&S, not Dominion

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Texifornian 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's called genie inequality you bigot. Because of your unconscious bias towards white male privileged genies you failed to understand their pain and suffering of being shackled for 1000 of years.

We must come together and distribute the genie wishes across the table so everyone has their fair share of wishes.

Or some shit like that

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ToniPasta 29 points ago +29 / -0

If you rub your nipples counter-clockwise while doing this it is said you can gain an extra 50k out of it.

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MustBeTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm gonna coooooom

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Salt_n_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooooooooffff.......meeee toooooooooo.....bin

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real_russian_bot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did that, now they are protruding in a very disrespectful way.

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DefineTheLine 6 points ago +6 / -0

That you Cuomo?

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socal_maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

MASSIVELY underrated.

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Ethereal_Eye 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard you get 100 ballots per stocking during Christmas.

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Noserotonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok Barney Frank. Now I know why your nipples are protruding disrespectfully.

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Here_we_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's where he's been. Hunter knew it!!

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MUH_STEPHEN_HARPER 12 points ago +12 / -0

He gave you 138k ballouts out of 100k available.a true genie when you can pop 38k ballouts out of nowhere

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Ethereal_Eye 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah, you wished for 3 more wishes so you could wish for ballots every night.

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Peaceful-Riot 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL