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Grimaldus 31 points ago +31 / -0

GEOTUS Donald J. Trump doesn't drink at all.

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John_Smallberries 60 points ago +60 / -0

More for us. Yet one more example of this man's selflessness and altruism.

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Desperado 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'm dead.

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SHALL_NOT 15 points ago +15 / -0

If you didn’t vote for joe, you ain’t dead!

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Bagmeister 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha

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EpicPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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John_Smallberries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome! I do the best I can with what little the good lord gave me.

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chelthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Username checks out

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tarky244 3 points ago +3 / -0

my worst day sober is better then my best day drunk. Those words got me too quit and waking up feeling refreshed has never felt so good

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Lelleck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup, I will never get drunk again. Maybe a beer every 6 months or so.

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is GEOTUS; we are mere mortals.

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ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know the one uncle had problems, and I think someone else did too. Donald learned early to stay away from it. Good for him.