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mrbear10mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another one of my favorites of his:

"Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a thousand times!"

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LightFeets [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

In times like these, one of the things I can do is keep my brothers and sisters motivated. Mark Twain is such a good source for patriotic inspiration!