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TownesVanCamp 36 points ago +36 / -0

RIP to my liver since the 3rd.

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I_have_lady_parts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ditto

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TEXinLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

^^^THIS^^^^THIS^^^

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TownesVanCamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

I work 12 hour over night shifts 5 days one week and 2 the next. I just started my 1st of 4 days off. the old forester 1920 is good.

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kekkk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn I've got a big pile of Busch Ice over here since the 3rd

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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it makes you feel better, I had 110 proof whiskey at 700 am, with pecan pancakes. I’m still drinking.

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kekkk 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn thats how you start a morning

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SimPilot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. Time to resume exercising and cutting off evening whiskey. 12 Rules for Life - JP

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or celebrate by being like Trump and stay healthy!

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cucumbersandwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best post here.

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MangoRage 8 points ago +8 / -0

It will definitely make me reconsider my sobriety for at least a day.

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Cram 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who has become an alcoholic over the past week.

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DwellerMike 7 points ago +7 / -0

Be like trump. Don't drink. Have a celebratory meal insteam my friend. Don't start drinking, before you know it every celebration is with drinks and then you'll drink to celebrate anything.

I've been down that route. :-( But I'm doing ok now! :-)

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barnafoss 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tried it. It's expensive but very good! Good thing they sell small bottles.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 4 points ago +4 / -0

The thing that has pissed me off is that I got some quality fucking sour beers in order to toast to his reelection. I have had to look at those top shelf bottles of beer for the past fucking week wanting to open them. Oh well, it will be that much sweeter.

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just pop them. Trump won. It just has to work its way through the courts.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is too special to waste my friend. I can handle a few days. ;)

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

:)

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Litterboxer1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol yeah I'm just thinking about how much better the bottle of champaign I got is gonna be after all this

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Beardicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your liver will be voting democrat next election.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 2 points ago +2 / -0

HEY PEDES, check yourselves! Follow Trump's lead on this. Stay high energy and focused on achieving long term goals.

You owe it to your family and yourself to take care of your body and mind.

Moderation is cool - though as you know, Trump chooses not to drink at all. Losing control is not cool.

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NeverNotTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

w̶h̶e̶n̶ unless

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Illuminaughtie 1 point ago +1 / -0

the thought of this is all that is sustaining me at the moment.........also if [ please GOD ] it happens i will destroy via meme warfare all the assholes who think they can pollute my private messages with their low info SHITE

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barnafoss 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha just enjoy some good non-alcoholic drinks like the President does ;)

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mrs.rose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diet Coke it is

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barnafoss 2 points ago +2 / -0

drink full-sugar Coke. People who drink diet coke aren't thin! haha

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mrs.rose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol I do. None of that corn syrup crap either

Thats okay, I'll still drink that garbage!

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political29 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diet soda destroyed my bitch-ass digestive system. Thankfully, I'm now three years away from diet soda (or artificial sweeteners in general). It has changed a lot.

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barnafoss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good job! Even natural sweeteners like stevia mess up the body. It's best to stick with sugar, juice or unsweetened things.

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InsideKneeKicks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was dry from 7/2 until 11/6. Had some Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lattes this weekend at deer camp. Back off the piss until it feels right again. Let’s fucking go!!!

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just need a stunt-liver.

Seriously though, if you have Alcoholism in the family (especially parents), best not.

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beenlurkingtoolong16 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll have to take the week off.

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my liver left my body in 2015 when Our Donald descended the golden staircase with Magnificent Melania

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Quoc01 1 point ago +1 / -0

My fellow pede, just detox from now until Trump wins.

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jackwerntz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, your liver was totally based man. We'll miss it.

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political29 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dad is an alcoholic. When I was 17 I discovered that I could drink about two bottles of wine in one night and it doesn't have a negative effect on me the next day. It definitely seems to be the smart choice not to drink.

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BuyPepe 0 points ago +1 / -1

I’ll be touring major American historical sites soaking in all of what we saved.