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Loiuzein 72 points ago +72 / -0

I am a willow

I bend with the wind

If you make me snap

I'm fuggin' nukin' this whole planet I tell you hwat bobby

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DonnieT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hahahah

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glad to be of service o7

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sgttoporbottoms 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn that was good 10/10

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AllahFubar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, have to save the beer for the celebration, and I strongly believe it will be there when the dust settles.

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RussianAgent13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kavanaugh is getting the kegger ready as we speak.

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AllahFubar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh hell yeah!!!

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought I'd be drinking my last bottle of Trump wine on November 4th, but it looks like I'm saving it for a while.

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AllahFubar 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm doing great with patience right now strangely. Just working on the salt trucks doing minor tune ups and preps.

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AllahFubar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Haha great story pede! I've been dragging around a hernia for over a year now. The things I see here including your story give me slight pain when I laugh (but worth it for me). If I was smart, I'd be trying to get a surgery lined up quickly before Trump flips these commies lives upside down. looool

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AllahFubar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahahaha <hernia laugh>. Damn that was worth it!

Thanks pede! I will take care of this fosho. I wish the absolute best for you in this upcoming mining season. Great idea w/ the oxygen tank for the mines. I know you will come out in great shape!

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bubadmt 77 points ago +77 / -0

Make sure to go on Reddit r/politics, copy the top comments saying we need to come together, then replace Joe with Trump's name, and when we win, paste their exact messages on their salt posts.

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BruhMoment13 21 points ago +21 / -0

I support this plan

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TrumpDynastyForever 8 points ago +10 / -2

OOOOOF, I LOVE this

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make sure you cross it out and put Trump's name above it so they know it's edits of their own comments.

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GODwins76 4 points ago +5 / -1

Redditors! You must go back!!!

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ZeroDeltaTango 37 points ago +37 / -0

I laughed my ass off reading all those, OP. THANKS A MILLION!

Think how insane they're going to be when the final announcement is made that the fraud failed, justice is hailed, the fraudsters jailed, their ship has sailed, the election nailed...

...by President Donald Trump.

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AllahFubar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep from the comments, same as it ever was. Cities will burn after when the dust settles and Trump wins.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

Upfuckingvoted for username

Cities burning will be rapidly squelched. Hence bye bye Esper?

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FuckRioters 9 points ago +9 / -0

The liberal tears will be EPIC!!!!!! So will the riots unfortunately.

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +5 / -2

Yea, I live in a riot city, unfortunately.

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OlafRustle 96 points ago +96 / -0

My jimmys remain unrustled. I hoped their banter would be better. 3/10 Still good work, thank you.

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john_smokin 30 points ago +30 / -0

They aren't celebrating like they won. It's an uneasy feeling, like knowing they cheated in a race and a bunch of people saw, and they nervously smile while waiting to take the podium, hoping no one says anything.

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basedBlumpkin 18 points ago +19 / -1

Their unhappiness comes from within and they project it onto someone like Trump as a coping mechanism to explain it. If Trump isn't around they're going to become confused why they suddenly aren't feeling happy and they'll have to start looking for a new scapegoat. Very few of them will ever come to the realization that they are miserable and it's their own fault.

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john_smokin 4 points ago +4 / -0

100%

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kekkk 22 points ago +22 / -0

The media is doing these people such a disservice. Its so disgusting what the Left is doing to this country right now.

Zero shame.

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DOTR_KAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

This exactly. People who are deceived don’t know that they are. Enemy of the people.

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TrumpDynastyForever 0 points ago +3 / -3

That's a meme? How young are you? Am I old? Fuck

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TrumpDynastyForever 1 point ago +3 / -2

So it IS a meme? I'm older than memes, man, when I was a kid that was just a saying.

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1infinite0 94 points ago +94 / -0

It’s so clear just how our education systems have been infiltrated and systematically dumbed down:

I’m assuming most of these people are adults ( maybe late teens too) and they legitimately believe that because the AP has called it for Biden - that means “there’s nothing they can do about it now” LMAO

I have friends and family who were so excited when AP called it - they cried and got hammered and I just don’t have the heart to say a damn word about what is coming. Their tears will be bittersweet when this is all over - truly. The irony is, they will get HAMMERED again... in a different way - once we settle the ScoreCard

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ThePowerOfPrayer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Funny thing is you can add the word hammer to any post on Twitter and it will get flagged as misleading election information.

Just one example of how absurd it's become-

https://i.maga.host/LqvizG3.png

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PeteButtplug 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it because of the word vote or the word hammer?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was hammer and I'm pretty sure 4chan was having fun with posts about the Home Depot. Looks like Twitter's turned it off for now.

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1infinite0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a bunch of people testing the AI in this regard: It SEEMS to be any post which contains vote + hammer , don’t quote me on that though.

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1infinite0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of the great NPC Invasion on twitter a couple years ago - around the time that they banned #LearnToCode. Absolutely absurd.

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will want to cry and get hammered again when justice is served.

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Nurarihyon_no_MAGA 52 points ago +52 / -0

They project more than an IMAX movie camera

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AmpleDesserts 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ever notice how much they love to explain how narcissists think?

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Madman2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's going to be Dorian Gray seeing his painting meltdown levels, Holy Grail and choosing poorly meltdown levels. They think they're capable of peering into the Ark of the Covenant and just walking away with it.

Have you ever thrown a slug into a salt mine?

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CokeOrPepe 35 points ago +35 / -0

The meltdown is going to be EPIC

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ZeroDeltaTango 8 points ago +8 / -0

National Guard deployment will check that bigly.

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DixOut4Donald 4 points ago +5 / -1

Let them burn, they’re full of lefties.

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +5 / -2

False! I'm in Philly and there's no way out right now. City has been locked down since April and only recently have I been allowed to go back to work but they can only afford to give me two days a week right now. I want out but there's no route.

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Pedeville 31 points ago +31 / -0

"My thief of a brother finally got 11 years in federal prison, he still writes to me that he got half a billion dollars incoming from a Chinese firm"

ROfl read rozinblush (middle uper left). It's Hunter Biden's brother😂😂😂

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DixOut4Donald 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sneak 100

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Trump-For-Life 30 points ago +30 / -0

TIL that Amy Coney Barrett is a flavor of ice cream???

Bet it tastes just like sweet victory

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SludgeWarehouse 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's my favorite flavor! 😍

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PeteButtplug 5 points ago +5 / -0

An Amy Coney Barrett flavor would be the highest quality vanilla.

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Reclaimer69 30 points ago +30 / -0

Biden needs crucial info to fight covid, that Trump won't give him.

Wtf where do they read this shit?

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Loiuzein 23 points ago +23 / -0

So... Trump was doing great, and has all the info, and Biden doesn't know anything, so we should put Biden in charge. Got it.

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sorossockpuppet2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Malarkey!

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvoted, thanks again for a terrific thread OP

Also just for fun because I found it tricky...for anyone who likes words...(no coppin'! :)

consciOus = aware

consciEnce = silent internal guide to do the right thing

unconsciOnable = offensive to the conscience; deeply wrong

consciEntious = careful to do right; aligned with the dictates of one's conscience

Wheeee

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah man, I knew it was just a typo :)

Make

America

Grammatical

Again

jk

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nmipede 29 points ago +30 / -1

That jackass "scripthook" has absolutely no clue how it works, none. I'm surprised whoever that is remembers how to breathe every day.

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CahalTheMad 25 points ago +25 / -0

Well, there is a large number of foreigners who suck Biden cock and oppose Trump and think they have a voice in our business and they obviously know nothing. Of course, most US Biden Bitches don't know how shit works either thanks to their low IQ and absence of legit education.

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RussianAgent13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont understand why so many foreigners have TDS.

I think Xi of China is probably an evil man, and I enjoy a good Pooh-bear meme like anyone else, but I have no personal hate for the guy and don't care who's in charge in China.

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commies0ride0free 14 points ago +14 / -0

Also, why is Truman holding the newspaper “infamous?” I think it should just be famous, but they always have to convince themselves they are so smart

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love how the idiot pointed that out, then made no link between it and the rest of his blather.

Because it works in Trump's favor. Trump's situation in this context is like Truman's.

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commies0ride0free 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep! Lol just trying to convince himself this is different I guess

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TrumpDynastyForever 0 points ago +2 / -2

oh yea, I saw that one and was like "yea. okay, bud. You clearly haven't ever watched an election"

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mintscape 24 points ago +24 / -0

These people never really bother me at all, most are euros anyway.

If I was some Biden supporter right now, I'd be worried and I'd also be furious at how the voting system is corrupted. They have no idea what is going on, so they think it is all a big joke.

If they managed to cheat Biden in place, then there are going to be far bigger problems that they could ever realize.

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MAGA_4EVER 24 points ago +24 / -0

Its so stupid how they expected us to just cry and shake like them but we aren't. In fact, the doomers that have already given up just shrugged their shoulders lol.

The thing that bothers me though is that they are stealing our memes. 1/10 for that on, you retarded commies.

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ZeroDeltaTango 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its so stupid how they expected us to just cry and shake like them but we aren't. In fact, the doomers that have already given up just shrugged their shoulders lol.

Yeah, and OUR doomers don't even loot, kill, or destroy cities with fire. Odd.

Our people are better than theirs even when being crybaby doomers with the backbone of a jellyfish and shit for brains.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump stole the Fake News meme. Memes are public domain.

Also, we're weaponized autists, not Karens. Get it right!

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will destroy verbally any doomer who crosses my path with their negative whiny crybaby act.

Whiners: If you aren't tough enough to sit back, pop some popcorn, watch this play out, and remain hopeful on the side of Trump, then at the very least, shut the fuck up so the rest of us can enjoy our victory without you.

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sorossockpuppet2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. They're fucking stupid and depressing- were they EVER pedes?

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LtPatterson 19 points ago +19 / -0

That is one thorny and poisonous olive branch they're extending.

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seattle_exile 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such Tolerant Diversity.

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TrustingGod 16 points ago +16 / -0

My favorite one is the one claiming that 90% of the exposed fraud will be republican... L M F A O

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DiscoverAFire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. That one is delicious.

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +5 / -2

I really want to meat that person, I feel like they'll take a bet.

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Meatbank84 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nothing greater than a bunch of false confidence to try to convince themselves that the inevitable is not coming.

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Meatbank84 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most of those 30 million people are brainwashed normies who are not gonna do shit besides whine on facebook and then go back to their jobs the next day

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seattle_exile 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL! Jobs.

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Meatbank84 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok go back to sleeping in till noon and waking up to smoke weed and play video games.

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Wakanda4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

We must win at all cost

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commies0ride0free 12 points ago +12 / -0

The elitism is disgusting, making fun of a man for organizing a protest because he’s a dairy farmer, making fun of Christians and praying. Disgusting

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friendofno1 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is who they are. Degenerates with no mind or ability to reason. Trump will teach them how to win, but they, sadly will not listen.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some kind of amazing how much their mental health is tied up in federal government, even their dreams were invaded by Trump apparently!

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friendofno1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ikr? In a universe where trump doesn’t win his second term (of which there exists no such universe), I would simply shrug and go about my daily work and none of it would phase me. When Obama was prez, I simply hibernated on politics and focused on my life and goals bc who gives a shit lol. These people are truly sick people and it’s sad to see.

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TrumpDynastyForever 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yea and if he meant ANTI fraud, then where the fuck is this team trying to help stop the fraud? both sides are claiming the other is committing fraud so wtf, joe?

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crycyr73 10 points ago +10 / -0

These types of people are exactly why the suicide prevention link is still on the front page for those not logged in.

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TrumpDynastyForever 2 points ago +4 / -2

i'm logged in and it's on the side bar of THIS page, lol

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crycyr73 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea, you're right. Mine was hidden by an add-on and some people may have the community styling off.

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rabdargab 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its only natural. Without the ability to critically think, the leftists smugness turns into hubris, which ultimately when exposed to reality, calcifies into pure salt. In fact it is the purest form of salt found anywhere in the known universe.

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friendofno1 0 points ago +1 / -1

This man mines.

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kmillz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have stuff like this in a folder labeled "Schadenfreude" lmao

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BruhMoment13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bro, the salt, is going to be like, FUCKING INSANE

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mrs.rose 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gonna be like asking a toddler to put the toy back on the shelf cuz you ain't buying it

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TrumpDynastyForever 0 points ago +2 / -2

asking?

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mrs.rose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Making

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TrumpDynastyForever 0 points ago +2 / -2

there you go and that won't be a difficult task, just annoying afterward.

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Hlodvig915 7 points ago +7 / -0

These jokers don't infuriate me. I almost feel bad for them because of the crash they are about to experience. Almost.

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tallon 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to these people, many of them who probably haven’t worked a day in their life and can only afford to wipe their ass because of government subsidies, being a dairy farmer means you’re a retarded level iq, redneck who doesn’t have any stake in elections and shouldn’t even be heard in a protest at all.

They’re indeed very smug. It only makes my anger cold and hard, like steel.

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ItsMAAM 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’ve always been like this

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anganeci 5 points ago +5 / -0

They gonna be wishing Obama closed Guantanamo bay on their flight there.

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KajensAngel 5 points ago +5 / -0

The lack of self awareness, civics and history in there is astounding.

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RyanUpCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

They apparently think the media is their government.

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TrumpDynastyForever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh god, they also think there's 75 million of them!!!!!!! AND THEY'RE READY TO "GO TO WAR" "BELARUS CAN EASILY HAPPEN IN AMERICA" boys and girls, we are in for a good time these next four years. Hopefully the next sixty years, TRUMP DYNASTY FOREVER!!!

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johnqpublic864 4 points ago +4 / -0

This just made me laugh. I don't like ants, but I don't get infuriated by them, either.

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Strike_Eagle784 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not really so much infuriating as it is funny. It's funny, because these people are going to eat their words once this is all over. If they think that we're going to peel over, and accept an asterisk "President-Elect", then I want what they're smoking.

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Loyal2Liberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

The comment by xyz123sike is so absurd that I have to believe it's a joke.

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Loyal2Liberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me too. It's sad, so I can empathize. Thanks for all your hard work with this!

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not quote it

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Loyal2Liberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because I don't really feel like typing it from an image that others can read. It's in the middle, about 1/4 of the way up from the bottom of the image.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL Not even triggered at all cuz I'm not a Liberal.

Not only that, but that thread is full of cocky idiots full of shit. They are basing everything on what Fake News told them. They haven't even gone outside the box to think "What if it's actually going to happen (Trump winning)" because they're too obsessed with getting that "fat orange turd" out of office immediately or on the 20th of January.

The day Trump secures his victory (even though it was Nov. 3rd) will be a glorious day for us all. Not just because it is finally acknowledged that Trump won but because the streets and the metaverse will be overflown with SALT that would beat 2016's records!

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

ThE eLeCTiOn Is OvEr!

ThE LaDy On Tv SaId So!

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JFellows72 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would wonder what they would think if they knew how hard I was laughing my ass off right now, but then I remembered that commies cant think for themselves.

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kneauxp 3 points ago +3 / -0

THANKS FOR THE FUEL MOTHER FUCKERS

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of em thinks that we simply "tolerate" Trump because we LOOOOOVE our "golden boy Pence"

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Oventure 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not many of these people have real names... Surely mostly fake accounts right? Although I wouldn't be surprised if some people thought like that

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck, I'm sorry for commenting every thought I had, I just needed to vent, that was wild.

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Dotmadhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m also dealing with a friend who just accepts that one county can have 92% voter turnout while all the rest are like 62%. Luckily I don’t need to convince him, just need to wait while this goes through the courts.

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VA-Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do I give a damn what a bunch of REEEEEEdditors have to say?

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basedBlumpkin 3 points ago +4 / -1

What's funny is at about 10PM that night you could have made an epic salt thread before they put the rig into full force.

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basedBlumpkin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Amazing. I know deep down a lot of them are wondering how such a drastic turn of events occurred.

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ThickCheney 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every day that passes, the potential energy of their salt will grow, when Trump is finally declared victor, we will see a public meltdown like none before it.

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runeu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bidenbots are the worst NPCs