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TrumpIsMyKing 32 points ago +34 / -2

First post here. Thanks to my brother for turning me on to this site. Sitting on the toilet just now and taking a democrap (legit, can send pics if needed), and I’m recalling my feelings of despair in 2008 when Obama won (in hindsight we were fucked if McCant won anyways)....I don’t have those those today. We won a week ago. We are going to prove it. And Obama’s weak ass fraud machine is going to lose. So yeah, you are a PUSSY ASS BITCH.

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BoatingAccident 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll updoot you but we got our eye on you newbie! :)

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YourTendiesWillBurn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make him sign the fuckinnewguy papers and read the disclaimer:

Due to extraneous circumstances beyond our control, all .win-lings are subject to a probationary period where they may be cast back out into the wild, uncivilized savagery of the otherwebs (also referred to as loserweb). Any acts of shillery, doomerism, cuckery, or other forms of impropriety will ensure the loss of your status as "new fren". Should you prove your mettle at winning, you will be rewarded with a new status as "comfy fren" and will be given all benefits heretofore, forthwith, and henceforth even. Good luck!

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Barack-Obama2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Any pics of the turds you dropped? Do they look like me?