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Jutts 107 points ago +107 / -0

Not funny at all. How did he get famous?! Actually, I don’t want to know.

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BishopofBlackpool 34 points ago +34 / -0

Never popular in the UK!

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Spawnlingman 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hes British. A lot of racists lefts think his accent is hilarious. But they don't realize their being racist. They all deserve each other.

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WhitePowerRanger 19 points ago +19 / -0

Trump lover here. I also think British accents and insults are hilarious and top notch. Except for John Oliver. You really gotta be not funny to not make everything British hilarious

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lofac28 9 points ago +9 / -0

le current year man.

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Longhairedzombie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Monty Python or....Fawlty Towers...

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FrankWisner 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dude is a Yikes! factory.

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JMaN 12 points ago +12 / -0

Depravity. They are attacking souls.

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Proda 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Emperor will destroy him with a psychic blast, like with Horus.

Not to worry.

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there a Weinstein equivalent for talent-less comedians? He sucked that guys cock quid pro quo.

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Jutts 72 points ago +72 / -0

Trump is 100X funnier than this pastey-faced dork.

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Ghostb4you 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know. Wtf does reverse 911 even mean. Only sick people would joke about it like that.

All it really makes me think is 911 was Republican (Bush) fraud. Now the opposite, Democrats have the election fraud.

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Whitedogs 65 points ago +65 / -0

Brit here, Is he British ?, Nobody in the UK has ever heard of him. Did he make himself famous in America. His accent is weird and sound like a bad impression.

Just checked Wiki, sounds fishy to me.

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Whitedogs 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fuck No,. You can keep Prince Harry too :-)

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WishdoctorsSong 21 points ago +21 / -0

The US ends up with both Harry and Oliver....this has been the worst deal in the history of deals.

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spursgojinglejangle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, we did get Johnny Rotten. He's amusing at least.

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Whitedogs 7 points ago +7 / -0

:-)

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, and we're keeping Churchill's bust!

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Whitedogs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fine, but please make Harry pay TAXES in America. Then its a deal.

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 9 points ago +9 / -0

He has to earn an income in order to pay taxes ;-)

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Themustardtiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe the queen will Diana that skank.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel bad for him though, please take him back to his mom to straighten him out. hes the simp of the century. it should have never happened.

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UnbowedUncucked 7 points ago +7 / -0

He was never popular in the UK. His accent is a bit Brummie but somehow even more irrating/grating than usual.

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namaste_trump 46 points ago +46 / -0

what an asshole to compare a fake victory to 9/11?

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Pepeinfinite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Archive for future salt yields

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 11 points ago +11 / -0

To be fair he probably celebrated for both.

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literallyMikePence 32 points ago +32 / -0

faggot

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GodSpeedTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

We don't want him back, send him to Canada with Harry (I will not say prince) he lost his title when he became the biggest cuck.

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Themustardtiger 10 points ago +10 / -0

We don't want them...send them to Australia like they used to send their criminals.

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KnightsofReee 8 points ago +8 / -0

All communists and globalist shills should be returned to their natural habitat-the People's Republic of China.

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lofac28 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck off with sending your trash here, we've suffered enough.

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M25WhiteFeather 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send hin into the sun.

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brownguy 11 points ago +11 / -0

There are certain things you don't joke about.

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TruthVelocity 9 points ago +10 / -1

Well John, you're about to experience your own 2016 x2 here soon. Fuck you, John, you unfunny piece of shit.

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Alois2121 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stocks going up when the lockdown candidate wins doesn't seem very rational.

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Brownwaterboys 8 points ago +8 / -0

isnt this that whinny little faggot that dared trump to run for president.

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WishdoctorsSong 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean, muslims were cheering both times, so it's kinda the same.

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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been to children's funerals that are funnier than this guy and his show.

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oof.

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flounder69 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's a TWAT, but I feel sorry that he didn't see the opportunity just to be a funny independent like a Clive James figure. He could have had a real good career. The pressure in his circle must be so high to conform to orange man bad that they can't deviate and be edgy. It's sucked the humour out of comedy at the moment both sides of the pond. Still its a great opportunity for a young innovative comedian not scared to be controversial or a new group of comedians ready to break the mould, The Brits used to be great at this. Isn't he a sewage works.

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flounder69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too. Perhaps he was scared of losing the limelight and the money. That Australian guy also sucked but I can't remember his name.

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gogueofreeee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well to be fair, John Oliver is a faggot, and a "reverse 9/11" is getting rammed in both holes by some black dudes on meth in a night club bathroom.

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gogueofreeee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah. Sad!

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T__X 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course it was.

9/11: people expecting peace and calm, surprised by massive death and destruction from terrorists

Biden's "win": people expecting massive death and destruction from terrorists upset at Trump's win, surprised by peace and calm from people upset at Biden's "win"

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greatgonzochops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was it now? I hope someone breaks the rest of his teeth.

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NoatakTheWiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ironic for this bitch to say that as pedophile-"elect" biden would bring back the patriot act, and fund another ISIS that would lead to more war as well as terrorists attacks around the world.

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ChicagoMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wanker.

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Clavis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't wait for 9/11 again, when Trump gets reelected

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CommanderJehu 4 points ago +4 / -0

So when Trump wins it will be like reverse reverse 9/11?

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LetMeBeFrank 4 points ago +5 / -1

His face is like textbook cuck. It's the face I see when someone utters the word.

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LadyPede23 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because the dead came became alive to Vote for a day?

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Meatbank84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait till he gets the bad news SOON

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x-irradiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reverse 9/11 eh? You mean it starts with allegations of fraud and ends in a big shock?

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FuckTheOtherSide 4 points ago +4 / -0

This faggot can get fucked

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TheSunkenDutchman 4 points ago +4 / -0

D-d-d-did he just use the worst terrorist attack in US history for political gain?

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Berkeley 4 points ago +4 / -0

since when do we care about what british tards like this think? Based british people, you'd better come to the US !

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Waitafriggingminute 4 points ago +4 / -0

There isn't a more punchable face on television right now....

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aveydey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nothing funnier than a 9/11 joke, right guys?

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QueMalaHarris 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dont know who I loathe more, this prick or Trevor Noah.

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sideOfBeef2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of all the fucking images to invoke... bad taste.

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Flptplt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love how all these lefties like to invoke 9/11, as though they give two shits about Islamic terrorism. Guarantee all of these lefties want to see as many Muslims as possible moved into america, from the absolute worst, most backward places. Because that would prevent another 9/11, wouldn't it?

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Leknerd 4 points ago +4 / -0

This Jabroni has Trump Derangement Syndrome so bad his show is called TDS.

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clara__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!!

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UnbowedUncucked 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brits couldn't stand him, either. He was on the first/second season of Mock the Week occasionally about 15 years ago, then he disappeared from TV only to weirdly re-emerge in the US.

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derangedswamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

The unmitigated level of cucky faggotry from this ponce can never be underestimated.

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Kojote 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh fuck him with everything there is. Jesus I can't put into words how much I can't stand him.

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Moebius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Except that instead of people just dying horrible deaths, the dead arose and voted (D)...

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the-fakedonaldtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Eng;and sends people, they're not sending their best.

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luketheuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

The salt though is going to be so good when it goes the other way. A+ grade uncut Himalayan pink.

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CowboyLogic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly don't even get how people can watch this guy. He's so pathetic that I cringe just from seeing clips of his show. There are a lot of left-wing entertainers that I hate, but this guy is just so pitiable.

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LostInTheMix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he meant that both were an inside job?

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spursgojinglejangle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reverse 9/11. So... a terrorist act against New York performed by New Yorkers?