Clearly, with the election being held only three days after Halloween... that must be why we've had so many zombie voters participating this time.

I propose that we start reaching out to our undead pedes, and start a proper recognition of this minority. There's probably some additional things they are seeking... I mean we know of at least 7k of them in Michigan. Hopefully they are more lucid than their Canadian counterparts - the White Walkers. After all, they were all considered US citizens during their lifetimes, and I would imagine that if they could be reached (outside of a séance which has the unfortunately problem of misdialing more often than not), perhaps we could better establish undead rights.

I mean, clearly if at least these 7k voters are able to vote, they must need further rights and attention, so we should look into this undead voting block, and hopefully get them onto the Trump train.

What say you?