“It's true... everybody knows it. You’ve got to have uptime - you don’t have uptime, it’s not good, how are you going to get your message to the people? Not on CNN or Fox, I can tell you that much… But our uptime is something that we are very, very proud of. Absolutely tremendous job... You know Doggos...” <a couple ‘woo-hooo!’s from the crowd> “Doggos, where are you?”
<Takes a step back from podium, scans crowd, points at Doggos, and gestures him up>
”Get up here… Get him up here... Doggos!”
<to Secret Service> “let him come... <The president steps to the podium again as Doggos makes his way through the crowd> Uptime... got to have it. If your site‘s not up, well - That’s not a good thing. Maybe Doggos could give the Democrat party in Michigan a few tips; I hear they’re having some problems with their voting computers... <audience laughs>
“On second thought, we'll let them find their own Doggos...”
“You know, Don Junior, Eric - they said ‘Dad, you have to look at this website.” I’m just a little busy, they want me to look at a website <rolls eyes> Then my son Barron, he tells me 'you should check out this website' - at this point they’re ganging up on me, what am I gonna do?”
“so we’re on Air Force One, and I pull it up, and it’s 'The Donald,’ is that a great name, or what? - The Donald Dot Win... That’s what we like, winning…
“Here he comes, get him up here... tremendous, tremendous job...”
<The president is clapping while Doggos clambers onto the stage. He shakes Doggos’ hand, and puts a hand on his shoulder, leaning in to speak quietly>
“Don Junior has told me what an absolutely fantastic job you’re doing... that’s terrific stuff, very important. Especially with the fake news how it is. You guys are gonna love what we have coming, I can’t get into it right now, but I think you’ll like it.”
<President Trump straightens up and presents Doggos to the crowd to wild cheers>
“Doggos!,” <The President encourages the crowd> “We’re going to get him over to the White House later this year, maybe in the summer...” <The president mouths the words ‘thank you!’ to Doggos, and give him a thumbs up. Doggos is beaming as the crowd cheers, and he returns the thumbs up and moves to stage right, getting a few high-fives from the crowd. The president resumes his speech...>
"We have the best mods, we have the best admins, and our servers are very, very powerful. Very good up time."
== OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT==
“It's true... everybody knows it. You’ve got to have uptime - you don’t have uptime, it’s not good, how are you going to get your message to the people? Not on CNN or Fox, I can tell you that much… But our uptime is something that we are very, very proud of. Absolutely tremendous job... You know Doggos...” <a couple ‘woo-hooo!’s from the crowd> “Doggos, where are you?”
<Takes a step back from podium, scans crowd, points at Doggos, and gestures him up>
”Get up here… Get him up here... Doggos!”
<to Secret Service> “let him come... <The president steps to the podium again as Doggos makes his way through the crowd> Uptime... got to have it. If your site‘s not up, well - That’s not a good thing. Maybe Doggos could give the Democrat party in Michigan a few tips; I hear they’re having some problems with their voting computers... <audience laughs>
“On second thought, we'll let them find their own Doggos...”
“You know, Don Junior, Eric - they said ‘Dad, you have to look at this website.” I’m just a little busy, they want me to look at a website <rolls eyes> Then my son Barron, he tells me 'you should check out this website' - at this point they’re ganging up on me, what am I gonna do?”
“so we’re on Air Force One, and I pull it up, and it’s 'The Donald,’ is that a great name, or what? - The Donald Dot Win... That’s what we like, winning…
“Here he comes, get him up here... tremendous, tremendous job...”
<The president is clapping while Doggos clambers onto the stage. He shakes Doggos’ hand, and puts a hand on his shoulder, leaning in to speak quietly>
“Don Junior has told me what an absolutely fantastic job you’re doing... that’s terrific stuff, very important. Especially with the fake news how it is. You guys are gonna love what we have coming, I can’t get into it right now, but I think you’ll like it.”
<President Trump straightens up and presents Doggos to the crowd to wild cheers>
“Doggos!,” <The President encourages the crowd> “We’re going to get him over to the White House later this year, maybe in the summer...” <The president mouths the words ‘thank you!’ to Doggos, and give him a thumbs up. Doggos is beaming as the crowd cheers, and he returns the thumbs up and moves to stage right, getting a few high-fives from the crowd. The president resumes his speech...>
This is a masterpiece.