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QUADBRIX 46 points ago +46 / -0

<goes around to all the tables and gathers up the empty salt shakers>

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 14 points ago +14 / -0

We’re gonna need a bigger salt shaker.

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QUADBRIX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Martha Radditz is probably on suicide watch. Someone check in on her.

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Guffman 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Neil Cavuto!

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Reefay 0 points ago +1 / -1

No. Please don't check in on her.

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FragrantDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're gonna need some salt barges for what's coming, and even then it probably won't be enough.

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painfullylogical 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have massive tunnels here under lake erie that could use more salt..

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GontMawr 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're gonna need a bigger safe space.

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Hunni_bee 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oh man, please keep posting these comments! They're awesome

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obamagavemeaphone 21 points ago +21 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA((GASPS IN 'PEDE))HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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2020_DJT_ 16 points ago +16 / -0

Did they ever call it? Trying to find if they did and I can't find anything on it

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novacav 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought they never called it but I could be wrong

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ChocolateEvryday 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is like the 4th time I've seen a post like this. I don't think they ever called it.

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the-fakedonaldtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

No I don't believe they did either. Don't spread fake ne⁣ws.

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FragrantDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't matter, if you're on Twatter, keep pushing the narrative that they uncalled it anyway just so we can watch the salt flow.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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Formerlurker92 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get prepared to cry more bitches

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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Bambarang789 8 points ago +8 / -0

/pol/ saying CNN never called it, nobody did, just your best friend Fox News.

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ChikfilaFan 8 points ago +8 / -0

279 then -10 on Wisconsin .....

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top_eagle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is CNN trying to slide into Faux News spot pretending to be a little based?

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Dumdum 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're neck and neck in the last turn

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T-1000 7 points ago +7 / -0

"What in the world is happening..."

🤣

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Liberty4All 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just a teensy little taste of the salt to come...

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ScrewReddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

#So2020

He forgot to say "Ugh" and "I'm literally shaking".

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cybertygerfire88 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Umm, like, I just can't." - Biden baby

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1andrac3 7 points ago +7 / -0

lmao

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Dumdum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, noes, what we gun do now, master?

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Ace-Hardgroin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Prediction: they retract NV next, since it still keeps Sleepy Joe over 270. That way, they don’t have to retract their projection... YET

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Winner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Without Trump to hate, CNN and MSNBC won't exist. Perhaps this is why they are ever so slightly more objective. Fox is already dead.

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the-fakedonaldtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, CNN never called Arizona; this is fake ne⁣ws. The only major outlets that have called Arizona are Fox, AP, and Politico, and none of them have retracted their calls (although I imagine they ⁣will very soon!)

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TrustingGod 3 points ago +3 / -0

'What in the world is happening'

If they paid attention to us deplorables, she wouldn't be asking such stupid questions...

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Thehonkswamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

And, right on cue, as if by magic to occupy the AZ headlines: https://archive.is/fZx7f ("Coronavirus in Arizona could reach ‘crisis point’ after Thanksgiving, expert warns" courtest of Faux News)

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to go further.

If I had Twitter, I would be following these people just to mine the bountiful motherload of salt that's coming....

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WishdoctorsSong 2 points ago +2 / -0

So even Fox has to accept they need to fire their analyst who came out and kept saying his call on AZ with 2% of the vote in was undeniable right?

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DeusVultPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE

SALT

MUST

FLOW

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AmericanGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is but a tiny sampling of the salt mine, and yet, it's so SO sweet. grabs salt miner

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tacos 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love watching the demos get so happy and then slowly crumble day by day. Reeeee

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeeessss...let the salt flow through you!

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Reefay 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well Matty, what's happening is the adults came home and your team is F***ed.