Lefties don't understand. In their world, power flows from the top down, and people are anointed by their leaders to lead over their lessers. In our world, power flows from the bottom up. We are elevated by our peers to lead them because we have proven our worth to them, and the moment we betray their trust, they'll topple the throne and find a new king.

And now Yurtle the Turtle, that marvelous he, is king of the mud, that is all he can see.