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IsrorOrca 118 points ago +132 / -14

Juan can come too, he’ll just be talked down a lot

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foxhound 45 points ago +45 / -0

And no brakes!

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Liberty_Prime 8 points ago +8 / -0

no pizza.

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Cyer6 36 points ago +37 / -1

Bring him along as a Piñata.

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e_pluribus_unum9 17 points ago +17 / -0

Great idea, pede. I second this😄

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

He usually is a bitter, angry Piñata on The Five.

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't know he was latinx

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StrangeLilFella 3 points ago +3 / -0

"REEEEEEEEEEEE DRUMPFERS ARE RACISSS!!!!"

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Zwinxy 25 points ago +25 / -0

lmao we need juan so they can shit on him for the ratings xD

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Major_Nutt 16 points ago +17 / -1

"White TV hosts brutally assault black man while live on the air"

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CA-Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

His mic would always have issues and never work. It could be a running gag for years!!!

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fucktheleft 22 points ago +22 / -0

He's like the court jester. You jut laugh at him when he talks and enjoy seeing him get abuse from Watters and Gutfeld.

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SloOlePede 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's an actor paid to play a part

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

Designed to evoke a chemical response in their (former) viewer base, so that we could subsequently be relieved by the sweet nectar of simple common sense.

What a racket.

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Commiessuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're exactly right! The Book of Revelations addressed this in Chapter 3:15-16.

I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

Personally, one of my favorite Bible verses. Stand firm by your convictions!

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RedPilledPreacher 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd cautionn about using the Laodicea reference in this context. Jesus is specifically talking about a tepid church that well of themselves but were way worse. Don't forget verse 17:

Revelation 3:17 ESV — For you say, I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing, not realizing that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked.

This is not a passage to be applied to the worldly non believer. This is a call out against shallow Christianity.

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Commiessuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

I see no Issue conflating politics with religion. We are in a Holy War. There will be no unity without a Christian revival. Biblical affirmations are not necessarily restricted to religious context. They exist to enlighten future generations on what humanity is capable of and it's destined for

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife said that to me. I just reminded her that:

"whores spit, ladies swallow"

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RedPilledPreacher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol no way man. Juan is paid to say the stuff he says. I don't even think he believes most or any of it. He looks high af most of the time probably because it's the only way he can deal with the bs he's paid to shovel.

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MisterClinton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Juan is there to represent the "other side", and to prevent the Five from becoming an ideological monolith. He is there for the same reason Meghan "landwhale" McCain is on the View, and he certainly does a better job than McCain.