I wouldn’t put a mask over my mouth and nose. I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’m not playing this game.
I was down for a little though, and then I realized, I have work to do. Back to fucking exposing this fraudulent election with my frens.
Kek
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Don't worry fren, Costco gonna have a real good time crying when all the truck drivers go on strike at the end of the month.
There goes the toilet paper!
Admit it... you also decided not to wear pants 🤣
Don’t get lost in the details!!!
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LOL!!! We need more humor around here! Thanks!
So now there's also a pants mandate? Screw 2020!
They only said "No shirt. No shoes. No service." It's implied that pants are optional!
Fuck Costco! Don't fucking put your mask on for anyone! You did the right thing brother!
Thanks bro. Thanks.
I got into it with the pet store employee, the guy at fed ex and the girl behind the counter at Jason’s deli all in one day.
The funniest though was the fed ex guy. I was only dropping off a package with postage already paid. The lady asked if I needed a receipt and I said, “Well, sure. Might as well.” As she was doing her job the other guy stopped what he was doing and made this hysterical gesture with his hand up and down in front of his face. I ignored it and made a wtf are you doing face so he finally said, “will you put on your face?” I pulled it out if my pocket and said, “this?” Continuing to stall knowing it was just gonna be another moment. I slowly opened it up and picked out a little piece of dirt then inspected which piece goes over the ear and simply never got it in front of my face. I then turned back at the only person in there, 10 feet away mind you, with a befuddled look like I can never figure these mask thingys out. She was covered to the hilt, but was chuckling and grinning about my antics.
By the time I got into position to maybe get it on the receipt was ready so I put the mask down to grab the receipt and left the mask on the counter. 😂 I could feel the eyes burning me in the back as I strolled to the car.
Hahahaha I love it man. It truly is the little things!!!
I’m not putting one of these things on dude. I’m a fucking proud American man. I’m not fucking doing it. Anyone’s whose pride isn’t worth that is free to disagree. Mine is.
Nearly got kicked out of a restaurant today. You have to wear a mask to order but not to sit down. There is no logic behind this.
Why won’t you just comply!!! Comply!!!!!! COMPLY!!!
Because... science :)
On the contrary, I just let a fix-it guy in my house and the first thing I said was, "Feel free to do what you want in terms of masks; we don't care." :)
We are with you! I never wear a mask & I force the lemmings to confront me about it so I can make them feel uncomfortable and spur debate.
Yep. It makes a difference. Don’t give up.
5 FUCKING WORDS. LEARN THEM
“I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION”
Tried it. Been using it all year effectively. This wasn’t enough.
What about religious exemption? Unlike other religions, I am not allowed to cover the face God gave me...I might try that one
Yes!!
Good for you. I had a biden voter open his big mouth to me yesterday at Aldi's,. I called him a sheep and if he's too scared stay home, or go outside until I'm done. He left the parking lot before I got out. I had more to say to him that I didn't want the women in the store to hear~!
Yep. I’m done playing around. They act as if demanding you to cover up the areas you breathe out of is something small. Next time they ask I’m going to say “can you please get better fitting pants then?”
Me too but these ppl have even decided that isn’t enough. They’re omniscient and omnipotent, you see
Funny you say that. I’m not a small dude, but I think it’s because I’m young. Everyone thinks they’re my father and mother I guess
So smart. I wish I did this
FWIW, I had about $350 of food in my cart at that point. Much of it frozen. Makes me feel a little better.
Their mask mandate came out a week before my membership expired. Guess what I did? ;)
lol mine won’t ever get a chance to expire 😂😂 but the eggs in my cart probably are by now 😂😂😂