Just wanna give a big shoutout to all the sheep who allowed Big Tech and the mainstream media to gaslight them into believing that a half-senile kid-sniffer ever had an honest chance at winning this election! Had you any actual working knowledge of the electoral process laid out in the Constitution, or eyes to see the incredible support this President had from patriots all across the nation, you might have seen this coming. Alas, you chose to be misled by the secular priests on TV and social media instead.

I am pleased beyond words by your inability to recognize Facebook, Twitter, and legacy news as nothing more than the propaganda wing of the Democratic party, and I want you all to know that your collective lack of capacity for independent thought led DIRECTLY to the juiciest of election betting odds, and a cool 13 grand in this Trump supporter's pocket. So here's to four more years of liberal tears! I can only hope that you enjoy looting and burning down your own neighborhoods, because YOU EARNED IT! Never change! We love you just the way you are...brainwashed and politically ignorant.

Somewhere, the fattest of ladies is singing her heart out.