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Atlis34 205 points ago +207 / -2

Ya gotta be quicker than that! Ohhhhh!!!!!

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BladderBeerPoopin 115 points ago +117 / -2

Switch the dollar with a bag of yuan laundromat change.

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BurnedExperiment 75 points ago +75 / -0

Or a 8 year-old girl's hair.

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KasichEatingDadAss 54 points ago +54 / -0

Again, I ask: Why isn't this being talked about more?

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El_Magarino 65 points ago +65 / -0

Apparently, for the American Left, a child sniffing pedo isn't a deal breaker.

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KasichEatingDadAss 27 points ago +27 / -0

It is, they just don't care. Fuck, the GOP barely cares.

Trump is change. We need change. NOW!!!

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not that they don't care, they are trying to normalize it. It's a goal for them. They want to be free to predate upon our children.

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MAGANatsFan 16 points ago +16 / -0

They really have zero morality. The reason we don't understand their thinking. Is the same way we cant understand why our cat does strange things. They are too different for us to be able to understand them.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Poor children sniff just as good as white children

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RallyinStJohnsWood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black children are for adrenochrome and sacrificial torture.

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Thenorthelevator 16 points ago +16 / -0

Someone on Reddit said they didn't think this was pedophile behavior but that he was just a "touchy grandfather." Yikes

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Dashmoomoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yikes indeed.

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augustinius 16 points ago +16 / -0

"B-B-B-B-B-BUT DRUMPFFFFFFF HURT MY F-F-F-F-F-FEEEELLINNGGGGGGGS"

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unicornpoop 12 points ago +12 / -0

I bet if a crack smoking pedo...oh.

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BurnedExperiment 11 points ago +11 / -0

We've been talking about this forever. The MSM are the ones that openly support and condone that shit by sweeping it under the rug.

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KasichEatingDadAss 11 points ago +11 / -0

I visit Brietbart and they don't report it. But I'm a newfag so bear with me

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augustinius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Breitbart inches ever closer to controlled opposition these days.

They do, however, report on the zillions of child trafficking stings, which is almost the same thing to the MSM.

I'm sure Tapper and his ilk break into cold sweats whenever someone mentions them.

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redhot_alex 10 points ago +10 / -0

when joe is a 100% certified pedo (literally almost everyone saw joe being a pedo lmfao)

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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gallows

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TheOneWhoKnocks 18 points ago +18 / -0

Joe wasn't in on the election theft. Joe doesn't even know where he is half the time. He thinks he's skipping down the yellow brick road with Dorothy and Cornpop. The ones stealing the election are the a-holes who just need him in as a puppet. And, in a way, that's even scarier.

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workinating 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can you imagine the State of the Union speech with sleepy at the wheel?

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TheOneWhoKnocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

He'll be wearing turtle necks all the time to hide the shock collar.

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mathman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfortunately, he could meet the Constitutional requirement with an address from his basement, even taped and edited. Joint sessions of Congress would be scarce under the Harris/Biden regime.

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HillarysClothRag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pelosi will drunk-read his speech for him before the joint session as it will be past Joe's bedtime. On the plus side, speech won't get torn up this time.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just read “sleepy at the wheelchair”

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LunaC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like Bush with 9/11

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Shitposter69 6 points ago +6 / -0

I caught'cha a ballot!

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kmillz 18 points ago +18 / -0

How'd I do? You know...just in case!

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JewtryingtoKAG 12 points ago +12 / -0

Very similar to mine!... just in case of course

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kmillz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also very good! Well if it happens they will both be very fun to share!

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JewtryingtoKAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed! Can’t wait for all of those delicious salty tears too

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kiza 18 points ago +18 / -0

The flag reversal was a nice touch.

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GoldwaterVoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Physics. Cloth is not rigid. VERY nice detail!!

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Cole_Dedhand 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was thinking about them all day.

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svartifoss 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come on, maan!

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sn01no 119 points ago +121 / -2

he wont know the difference. Just build him an oval office in his basement and feed him pudding. But not banana cuz that shit slaps.

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ChrisSuperDude 77 points ago +78 / -1

I offered a compromise to the commies, they put Joe in a fake White House and don’t tell him, that way he can pretend to run the country and we livestream it Truman Show style. That way Trump can be President but they can still see what a Biden Presidency would entail.

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ChillBlinton 32 points ago +32 / -0

I guarantee you if they actually did something like this, there will be a sect of people who insist on accepting THAT reality over... real reality? and call themselves Biden Believers or whatever, and they'd pretty much LARP in public that Biden is real and Trump is the TV Show.

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RussianAgent13 16 points ago +16 / -0

In fact, how do we know that won't happen?

President-in-Exile Joe Biden.

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ChillBlinton 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man, I hope so. I remember after Trump won 2016 some exceptional individuals put together a website on an alternate reality where Hillary won, and I guess t just sort of... blogged about how presidency as time went on.

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ChillBlinton 1 point ago +1 / -0

http://www.hillarybeattrump.org

I'm having trouble loading it, though.

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is reality anyways

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sn01no 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben Rhodes said in the coming days he will announce cabinet members. We will be able to see what we avoided at least.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since the media declares Kaumala Harris vice president elect she should automatically lose her position in politics because after all can't hold two things so that when Trump wins someone else gets her spot

Then we can see what we are dodging, and also get Kaumala out of the government

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

we livestream it Truman Show style.

In homage to past media "callings" of presidential races, we could call it The Dewey Show.

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MissoulaWes1776 20 points ago +20 / -0

what was that movie years ago about the guy whose life was a tv show and he didnt know it.

I would watch Biden thinking he was president in a similar tv show.

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Ithrowawaay 25 points ago +25 / -0

“Truman Show” starring TDS patient numero uno: Jim Carrey.

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labajada 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fun Fact: It was a rip off of a 1989 Twilight Zone episode called "Special Service" .

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DairyBoy 10 points ago +10 / -0

That was a fun fact, very cool

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Bigpandas1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Truman defeats Trump

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

And now declares this land “Trumania”.

Or is it Trumpania?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +6 / -1

He was always a bit off, I'm sure the STDs didn't help.

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maga2020yeet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Truman Show with Jim Carrey

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Alexius_von_Meinong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Couldn't we just build a presidential simulator for those who want it so badly?

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excellente_magnifico 19 points ago +19 / -0

I almost feel sorry for Joe because dementia. But the evil he has done and continues to do makes it very difficult to have compassion for him.

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Jimmy33 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think it's faked dementia half the time, like Mueller. It's an out in court.

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excellente_magnifico 8 points ago +9 / -1

I'm not a doctor so can't say. I pray Joe's end is merciful and SOON. He and the rest of those old time segregationist assholes now posing for equality can't meet their destiny soon enough for me.

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maga2020yeet 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll pitch in to this fund

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ChrisSuperDude 71 points ago +74 / -3

Joe Biden will never step foot in the White House again in my life time and bad news JoePedo, I’m a 23 year old in the best fucking health of my life.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Joe never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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AK94 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's a goddamn hot-house flower. That's his problem.

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DonnyJr2024x 1 point ago +1 / -0

God I’m lonely

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Cphoenix85 9 points ago +10 / -1

Was hoping

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Ninki333 9 points ago +10 / -1

Its not too late.

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Granite_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well we haven't flipped the states yet...

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Granite_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean officially. I totally agree, we will prevail.

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BehindTheLines 47 points ago +49 / -2

c'mon man

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Genericwhitemale 12 points ago +13 / -1

Look fat, you wanna do pushups for the presidency?

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KasichEatingDadAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Contest! Now! You want to do this right now? I'll do this right now... Let me just hop on the floor and keep going Up and Down WHOOPS

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MAGAA2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chump.

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spanglevision 28 points ago +29 / -1

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, it's gone.

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Infidel 21 points ago +22 / -1

I think the left imagines a civil war to be that cape shit scene with avengers on each side running at each other. The left are practicing their Potter spells with the plastic Disney wand and the right are cleaning all their guns like they do every week before hunting.

They watched young Kyle shoot down 3 commies from his back with a loaned gun, but they think they can win against vets, former LEOs, militia members, gun nuts, hunters, etc.

The left should really tone this down. Im sure they felt powerful burning down their cities when all the Dem mayors made their Police stand down. Pickup a starbux on the way to the riot ... burn down a few places, sing with friends, go home and Tiktok it up.

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PatrickHangry 8 points ago +8 / -0

The problem is, Obama "quietly" replaced a ton of top military brass with politically aligned officers. It made people uneasy when it happened, but things still felt too stable for many to understand the purpose.

Now it's more clear: They know that subjugating the American people will eventually provoke blowback somewhere at or before the concentration camps stage, and they want the military to be globalist-controlled when that happens. That's why they're pushing SJW stuff through the ranks to filter down to the enlisted: They don't intend for vets to fight Antifa morons. They intend for vets to fight active duty with crew-served weapons...who will guard the movers and shakers.

This whole thing is turning into a game of chicken. It's imperative that we get the upper hand legally, so the radical left are the ones who do all the violent escalation. There's a much higher threshold for cracking down on them than on us due to their blanket institutional support, but it will eventually happen if they go insane enough. Besides, we're the ones who actually want to keep America.

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Kienan 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't even need the military, where the shit to hit the fan. It would be better and cleaner, but we don't need them.

Who were the Japanese scared of (allegedly), that stopped them from invading in World War 2? It wasn't the military, it was Americans as a whole.

That said, I want to be clear I'm not advocating for anything. I'm with you, we should do everything the legal way. War is to be avoided if at all possible and, if unavoidable, should be started by the other side.

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AOC_ISNT_HOT 1 point ago +2 / -1

You don’t think the left won’t use what the Taliban has? Bombs, vehicles, etc? I’m truly frightened. Yeah, we’ll win. We have patriots. But they have nothing to lose. And that’s terrifying.

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KasichEatingDadAss 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen folks I'm being serious

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KasichEatingDadAss 8 points ago +8 / -0

WHERE IS THE GIF OF RON PAUL

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 2 points ago +2 / -0

no they didn’t. It was never called.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this confirmed?

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Genericwhitemale 7 points ago +7 / -0

that’s my wife, this my sister! They switched on me!

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Kienan 2 points ago +2 / -0

that’s my wife, this my sister! They switched on me!

"And here's my dead son!"

Shit is sad, honestly.

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Crudzilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh please someone make this clip! Biden confusing wife and sister, but its the Whitehouse and an old peoples home... "They switched it on me!"

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FreeKyle2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

BUT FOX NEWS TOLD ME IT WAS A SURE THING! DON'T THEY DECIDE??

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asparaghosi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ol' Joe doesn't really care about anything except his nap and whether or not he's earned his afternoon pudding.

And smelling and touching little girls. That's also on his list.

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BloodyWolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

In fairness, for all we know their shampoo might be REALLY good. :)

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CommanderJehu 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fact Check: Mostly False.

Through extensive research we have found that an accurate title would read "Sorry Kamala".

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Bedminster 11 points ago +12 / -1

Real Clear Politics has taken away Pennsylvania from Biden!! The put it back as a toss up! This is very good news! Biden camp and dems are freaking out. HAHAHA!!

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Supersaiyanbroly737 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is it true that they took it away? Twatter shills are saying they never called PA for him. Either way, if Biden sitting at 259, then why is he president-elect?

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/elections/live_results/2020/president/

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DixOut4Donald 10 points ago +11 / -1

Because the media are comprised of hacks

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Bedminster 7 points ago +8 / -1

Because the media say's he the president elect. It's all gas lighting right now and they know Biden is not going to win so get the Trump stole the election gassed up and ready to go! Oh, they also called MI,WIS,NV for Biden but those all might be heading back to toss up. Trumps people are all over those states just like PA.

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Brave1884 1 point ago +1 / -0

PA is greater then 98%. Dudes trolling, RCP is showing only 97% when more then 98% has been counted. AP called it at 98% and the only reason it’s not 100% is the post mark shit. PA voter commission already said the votes received after the deadline aren’t enough to change the election.

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s not true. RCP already debunked it.

Many of you need to realize that spreading rumors is extremely harmful to the cause. It’s a distraction when we desperately need to focus our resources. And it makes us look bad.

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 0 points ago +1 / -1

RCP never “took away” PA.

They just never called it.

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yPree 9 points ago +10 / -1

Would be amazing with Biden in it.

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HillarysClothRag 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Dial Joe 1600 Pennsyvania...I'm from Scranton..."

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MAGALogic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Notice how the Dems are not talking about unity now? The momentum shift is clear and it favors President DJT!

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Supersaiyanbroly737 7 points ago +7 / -0

Time to re-cap the champagne, Dimocrats.

No need to vomit the champagne that you already drank, though. That's just gross.

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ryvrdrgn14 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like how the flag flaps the other way when it moves.

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Magadeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey hey, ho ho, pedo joe has got to go

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spezisacuckold 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can some more talented patriot recreate the Obama Semen Receding into Bush Portrait but with Biden?

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newSpezAccount 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll play you out, bye bye!

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just when we were about to see what “trunalimunumaprzure” actually meant.

Shame.

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catsrulelibsdrool 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that the hedge from Obama's presidential painting?

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Pelayo 5 points ago +5 / -0

His ECV count has dropped from 290 to 279! Via CNN ECV map, no less. Keep the pressure up GOP you have this👍

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DixOut4Donald 5 points ago +5 / -0

“We have the best meme smiths, I’m telling you. Tremendous work ethic, millions and millions of ideas. Absolutely incredible”

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Missed it by THAT much

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Whizzper134 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get Smart...Missed it by that much

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snoopy3210 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sperm artist did it again

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z89101 5 points ago +5 / -0

Say goodbye faux 46; no sperm under skin Pedo Hiden painting for him!😄😄

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KajensAngel 5 points ago +5 / -0

At this rate they will setup a Marquee on the lawn and insist that it’s the White House 🤷🏼‍♀️

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KajensAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re capable of this. 🤣

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Jsmitty112 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek!

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Fatfucker 5 points ago +5 / -0

B-biden bros i thought you told me it was a sure thing!

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bluewhiteandred 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was only a dream...

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MAGAKAG202020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys, Trump has gone from 8c to 18c on predictit. ITS HAPPENING

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DogFacedPussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

need the gieco fishing pole meme whitehouse

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rockettails 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, Joe would probably sundown into the Capitol Building every night trying to find the West Wing.

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seattle_exile 4 points ago +4 / -0

RedPilling Opportunity! Getting word that Real Clear Politics removed Pennsylvania after previously projecting Biden win. Anyone have a source for RCP calling it?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/11/breaking-real-clear-politics-pulls-pennsylvania-call-biden-withdraws-electoral-votes/

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Emhunter7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t get over confident! I think that brings bad luck

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pedeypete 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's be fair, he may be a senile senior citizen but even he couldn't actually believe this shit would work.

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daneinmaine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Biden looked disgusting -- Dementia protruding -- in his address to the nation. Very, very disrespectful!

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Jay1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now, make a prison pop out of the hedge!

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Jleinf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, Biden telling me what to do- Ain’t never going to happen says half of America that’s armed, based and competent