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1andrac3 [S] 132 points ago +133 / -1

The night before the election you're patching your voting machine???? WTF!!! No FUCKING WAY!!!

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mixednuts86 103 points ago +104 / -1

As a software engineer that deals with a lot of money movement, I'll just tell you that our team always does major updates the night before a release. QA is really actually overrated. Especially when it comes to something unimportant like voting.

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popton 50 points ago +51 / -1

Had me going for a second there.

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permissible_missile 29 points ago +29 / -0

If you aren't firing up vim on the production server and editing things in real time, you aren't living. Version control is for suckers!

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H0rse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why aren't you guys using nano?

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an_original_username 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just died a little inside.

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TheHolyMonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

vim, nano, emacs? wtf? vi forever baby.

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H0rse 1 point ago +1 / -0

hissssss

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permissible_missile 7 points ago +7 / -0

I use vscode most of the time, all complaints and criticism of the tools I use to work can be forwarded to my bank account :p

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Fresh-Squoze 7 points ago +7 / -0

this was DEV env for sure

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 6 points ago +7 / -1

You just unintentionally described Microsoft's approach to Windows Updates since 2017.

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CrazyMountain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Microsoft expanded their QA team, to everyone. You opt-in automatically.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Obamacare Mandate of the IT world.

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Based_psychologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just switched to Linux.

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CrazyMountain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I guess not everyone....

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1andrac3 [S] 75 points ago +76 / -1

Voting Machine were on the fucking network??? WTF

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chopz 41 points ago +41 / -0

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp anyone.... from any state.... or from any country.... can select our leadership. Awesome huh? :D

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Big_cunt 24 points ago +24 / -0

did you see the other story about the machine in michigan being connected to the internet?? sworn affidavit from poll worker in wayne county.

link

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acasper 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yup, the Wayne County Michigan machines were apparently networked as well but on election night itself (11:00pm November 3rd is what I’ve been hearing).

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an_original_username 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course. Now, they can blame the Russians for sending the update.

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hodlmybeer 54 points ago +54 / -0

They had to turn up the siphoning percentages because Trump was running away with it. Hand counts will catch all this.

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Barbs 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yep.

The President was far more popular than they expected. Not only was he getting 98% of the Republican voters, he was picking up 20-30% of the Democrats.

That’s why he says he “won by a lot.”

Their algorithm worked by skimming random votes off Trump’s total and giving them to Biden, only Biden was losing so handily that he couldn’t catch up even with the extra votes.

So they had to shut everything down and add a bunch manually, where the algorithm could then stay just ahead of the expected counts. Those infamous graphs we’ve all seen.

Our great-grandchildren will learn about this in history class. The time the Democrats tried to cheat a hugely popular President out of office.

29 states use those voting machines, GEOTUS’ vote total should look like Biden’s.

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1andrac3 [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

the polls from nate silver wasnt wronf, bc they too were in on the fraud.

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ca18det 10 points ago +10 / -0

It depends. One way Dominion cheats apparently is by printing your vote as a barcode on the ballot that it reads in the tabulator.

But according to researchers, that’s a problem, as “voters could end up with printouts that accurately spell out the names of the candidates they picked, but, because of a hack, the bar codes do not reflect those choices.”

“Because the bar codes are what’s tabulated, voters would never know that their ballots benefited another candidate,” the report adds.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/11/08/researchers-question-reliability-of-dominion-voting-systems-election-systems-software/

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turdinthepunch 28 points ago +28 / -0

I shit you not. Watch bidens election night speech when he talks about picking up unexpected votes in GA. That shit ratting grin...

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CEO_of_Muslims 10 points ago +10 / -0

Duper’s delight

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TheGunFairy 25 points ago +25 / -0

i wonder if they use memory with the ability to go in and isolate the applied patch in the voting machines firmware- even better get the service provider to supply the IP addresses that connected to the machines during the update timeframe and get a warrant to search the originating address.

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terrapin11 20 points ago +20 / -0

Part of me thinks these "glitches" are just these fraudsters panicking at this point simply trying to save their ass. They'll change the votes back to avoid prison.

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Refugee 14 points ago +14 / -0

Too late for that now

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CEO_of_Muslims 11 points ago +11 / -0

They shouldn’t go to prison.

Treason is a hanging

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CrazyMountain 5 points ago +5 / -0

I truly believe Trump was giving them enough rope for them to swing from the trees. The case for insurrection is being built, not finished though.

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AtariArtist 19 points ago +19 / -0

Glitch? Funny way to spell 'Voter Tabulation Fraud' ... perhaps it's an acronym?

Getting

Legitimate

Interstate

Tallies

Cucked

(to)

Hell?

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SoldanoSlo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Twitter : This claim of widespread glitching has been disputed

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KingSweyn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah it's currently being disputed which is why twitter has no business editorializing.

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_deleted_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

And I'll just bet that glitch helped out one side. And I have a feeling I know which side.

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Salacious_B_Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Last time they fixed the glitch, Milton stopped getting paid and eventually burned down the whole place.

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Comanche_Moon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh? What happened to the leaking toilet story?

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chipitin 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re not supposed to be connected to the internet - if they can send an update - it was connected to the internet

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Donald4thewin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ho Lee Fuk

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chopz 4 points ago +4 / -0

need a meme format of plumber.

they were just fixing the burst water pipes that's all - pay no attention

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alienjesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean they updated their biased machine algorithm? Makes sense.

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Allyourbase 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT'S NOT A GLITCH IT'S A FEATURE

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pithys 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the Georgia guy said the machines had no problems today...

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Kckroosian 2 points ago +2 / -0

What?? Since when did updates stop causing glitches (sarcasm). That never happens. Things govt is involved with always fuck up. This is Hillary server level negligence.

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ikuyas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can a chip embed wireless something to have the internet anyway? If the place has a wifi without password, the machine can automatically connect to the network.

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Sum_devil 2 points ago +2 / -0

They literally think that it's fair that a state can just decide to count ANY AND EVERY vote they find. Doesn't matter where or how it got there, or when for that matter. State has oversight and they disagree with Supreme judge.

Is that what I'm understanding here?

That they think its all kosher if a state decides you gotta stand 20 feet away with binocs and try to verify that we're doing the job right cause of covid?

These people are insane.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the payload from them Russky hackers!

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ButteryFumes 1 point ago +1 / -0

These pathetic, wicked people and their sad, transparent lies. 🙄 It’s like a child caught with chocolate cookie crumbs all over his face saying his brother is the one who ate the cookies.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 1 point ago +2 / -1

How the fuck aren’t there agents right now at the offices? Arghhhh