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posted ago by Landslide_2020 +29 / -0

And it's called, thedonald win. I woke up at 6am. The first thing I did was grab my phone and check thedonald. Climbed out of bed, went to take my morning dump. Sat on the toilet. Realized I didn't have my phone. Got off the toilet. Ran back to my bedroom. Grabbed my phone. Sat back down on the toilet. 25 minutes later, I realized I wasn't pooping any more. Still on my phone. Wiped my butt with one hand while still looking at thedonald. Flushed toilet while looking at thedonald. Sat phone down on sink. Washed my hands while keeping my eyes on thedonald. Ate breakfast while looking at thedonald. Ate lunch while looking at thedonald. It is now 8:30pm. My phone is now at 47 percent battery left.. And yup you guessed it. I am still on thedonald.

Do you think I have a problem?

Ah who cares. I am a thedonald.win addict and I don't care.

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AzDesertRat2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

You could have worse addictions. You probably still have most of your original teeth.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Except the ones I got knocked out in a fight when I was a child growing up in the hood.

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AzDesertRat2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sound like an overcomer, Landslide. πŸ‘πŸΌ

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Rushbaby52 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m an addicted too

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12345678A 3 points ago +3 / -0

No problem here!

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Bethybethster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. I can’t stop!

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Landslide_2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I turned a friend on to thedonald a few weeks ago. He texted me saying how amazing this place is.

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intellectual-darkweb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now you need to video yourself looking at TD while banging your wife/SO.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't have a wife. I guess I could rent one for an hour or two.

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intellectual-darkweb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I highly recommend getting a permanent one πŸ‘πŸΌ

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AzDesertRat2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I second that! πŸ’

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intellectual-darkweb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patriot women are the best and hottest women.

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FlyOverCitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe you could think of it as a hobby instead! Everybody needs a hobby!

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Landslide_2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good. But when the hobby becomes an obsession. Isn't it just an addiction at that point? Either way, I don't mind. Hobby? Addiction?

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Landslide_2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. That's why I had to put my phone down.