Have faith.

I work graveyard. Today, I couldn't sleep, and for my job, that's bad. I couldn't sleep because our country is under attack. I was refreshing our feed, shutting my eyes, opening them and refreshing again. Finally the real news started rolling in. Some relief. Because a 'pede recommended it, I downloaded Pluto to watch Bannon, but he wasn't on. I watched The Addams Family, thinking it'd put me to sleep. I started praying to God for sleep, so I could work tonight safely as I would be alone.

The episode airing was about an election in which the Addamses were supporting a local candidate who promised to "drain all the swamps and marshes". I heard this and opened my eyes. They suggested a new party mascot, saying Republicans have elephants and Democrats have donkeys - I'm serious - and brought out their Lion. By this point I was glancing up to my ceiling and saying are you serious, God? Gomez said a line - said that the Lion could finally get some sleep.

The episode ended with Gomez deciding to run for office. Morticia told him to remove every item from his speech as he read it, saying no one wants controversy. The last item in his speech was about draining the swamp. Morticia says "some things are better left unsaid". The show ended. I got a couple hours of sleep.

How do you explain this? There is a God and God speaks to us. God knows what's going on - this is a huge event on the face of the Earth, and each one of us who is faithful has a direct line to The King.

Anyone who wants to make fun of me for this rant, which is outside of my usual style of content - I won't blame you. But I want to record this and remember it. Have faith, guys. God is talking.