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CerebralPimp 28 points ago +30 / -2

Snitches get glitches

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GeoG85 11 points ago +11 / -0

Liches get witches.

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CerebralPimp 9 points ago +10 / -1

Witches get wiches

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Bidenisapedonehundo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Your a Wizard Harry.

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TennesseeScorpio 8 points ago +8 / -0

C’mon man

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ArcticDark 5 points ago +5 / -0

If if if if if if if if you can swish and flick....you didn't cast that.... then you have to chew soap harry... okie dokie?

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Rathma85 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're a harry wizard Hagrid

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BullyFrog67 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol perfect timing

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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JohnnyWolverine 13 points ago +13 / -0

And wind up in ditches - CornPop, probably

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Kornpop33 7 points ago +7 / -0

CornPop is out for revenge!

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AngryCanary 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like they learned how to program after all.

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whatisgoingonin2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol I really wish I had the reaction buttons on here like on Facebook because I want to laugh at that lolololololol

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TheJake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glitches be bitches!

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usuck911 47 points ago +49 / -2

MSM new narrative, "yes there was fraud but was not widespread enough for Trump to take the lead"

Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly is already taking the position of this new MSM narrative to condition us to accept the election fraud.

DON'T LET THIS NEW NARRATIVE TAKE HOLD. HOLD THE LINE!!!

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drewsilla2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fox is dead to us...with the exception of Lou Dobbs and Greg Gutfield who we will watch when they dump Fox

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kazimiera 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not listening to the man. I trust President Trump to have this chess match won. His opponents just don't know it yet

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ed_shaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

The list of forced errors is growing.Truth be known, they pre date that fateful afternoon on FOX in 2015

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inspoken 3 points ago +3 / -0

He always was a campion in hard ball. He always was so incredibly brilliant in using his opponents moves against him. However, let us not just roll back complacent that he will win. He needs our constant prayers. Always....

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Joebagofdonuts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Link to Tucker Carlson saying this ^^^^. I find it hard to believe.

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GEOTUSMAGA 10 points ago +11 / -1

It was in last night's show. He started off by thanking the viewers for watching, "We know we fucked up, and we'll try to be more trustworthy from here on out."

5 minutes later...

"Sure there was fraud but it's not that widespread. Trust me guys."

I fucking loved that guy but I'm not watching that tripe anymore. Pure horseshit.

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Joebagofdonuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

I stand corrected. You’re right. How can Tucker say it’s not widespread until all the audits and investigations are done. And as of today it is becoming more widespread by the hour!

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GEOTUSMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm sure he got the smackdown from the bigwigs at Fox and they tightened his script to fit the narrative.

Or maybe, when the CIA rejected him, it was only on paper, and he's always been a controlled opposition mockingbird.

He's a registered Democrat too.

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CheekyBastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

GA, NC, PA, MI, WI, AZ, NV. I'd say it's pretty widespread.

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inspoken 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe he hasn't seen enough fraud yet to justify it yet. I'm sure there is more on it's way & he'll let us know when he sees it

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Found Tucker's account, guys!

Jk maybe you're right.

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usuck911 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://banned.video/watch?id=5faa2a020ad7422090a538b5

I can't remember the timeline but try watch all of the video I think he said it somewhere in the middle or near the end.

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GEOTUSMAGA 6 points ago +8 / -2

Tucker fucking pissed me off last night. I was already off the rest of Fox for years, but it's 100% now. Fuck Tucker Carlson.

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usuck911 6 points ago +7 / -1

looks like Tucker is only allowed by Fox to talk about the election fraud if he follow the new MSM narrative that the fraud is not widespread to change Biden lead.

And that was what Tucker did last night https://banned.video/watch?id=5faa2a020ad7422090a538b5

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GEOTUSMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

If he doesn't jump ship, his rep is completely ruined.

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whatisgoingonin2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Super annoying for sure

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IsrorOrca 4 points ago +4 / -0

They WANT insurrection, that leads to raitings.

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10gauge 27 points ago +27 / -0

Joe himself will glitch out soon.

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LongboardPro 15 points ago +15 / -0

And like all the glitches so far, this one will be intentional too.

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RLections 16 points ago +16 / -0

Coming soon: cocaine mitch vs fraudulent glitch

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TheJake 4 points ago +4 / -0

No its Robinette! How ghey is that?

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raptoris 11 points ago +11 / -0

KekW

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PrimoVixere 10 points ago +10 / -0

Beautiful

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Liberty_Prime 9 points ago +10 / -1

Beep boop Biden

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AT_Finn 8 points ago +8 / -0

foreach(vote v in Trump.votes)

{

 Biden.Total++;

}

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joeshairylegs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe Biden's presidential campaign was the glitch itself.

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Knowbody 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they programmed Joe Biden incorrectly, that would explain a lot of things.

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kazimiera 7 points ago +7 / -0

Of course. They are ballooning the win of their people so when everyone folds under the fraud investigation and we get 4moreyears.... The msm can raise the battlecry of "look! racist woman hater" denied the first black woman VP her rightful place in history. YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE THEIR SPIN... they are so predictable. It's like watching reruns of roadrunner cartoons. No matter how elaborate and expensive tgevtrap is, it ALWAYS FAILS.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 7 points ago +7 / -0

'If you want to see something really impressive, hang around till 4:00 am, truefraudunderpressure!' - Joe Biden probably.

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RogueLeaderX 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder how many more forms of voter fraud there are to uncover?

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Knowbody 4 points ago +4 / -0

All of them.

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DJT_JR6544 8 points ago +8 / -0

Owners of Dominion: "This person has hacked our code, and therefore this is not a glitch on our part, but a hack since we have been caught." Twitter: "This is hacked material and must not doom the Democrats."

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clueless_expert 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glitches?!? How fucking hard is it to program a computer to count?

Democrats need to take their own advice: Learn to code!

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Chad_Dudebroski 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its a little harder when you want to ensure one variable gets a higher count

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inspoken 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's more difficult than you realize. It not only has to count, it had to add in a certain cheat factor in a way that it's not noticed & the same time deduct that from other candidates, etc etc

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the problem, they did. Now we have to prove it. I am feeling good about it. Trump has already won.

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Undervoting 6 points ago +6 / -0

"It's not a glitch, it's democracy."

  • Sleepy Joe, probably
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OlafRustle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glitch [ glich ] noun Slang 1. "Oh shit we got caught cheating"

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Grond999 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want to see hefty prison sentences. Radical and old fashioned I know!

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whatisgoingonin2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real!!!

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

After years of watching swamp swim freely........I want something different for Christmas!!!

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whatisgoingonin2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heck yes!!! And it is only fair!!! One of the first things I asked my friend yesterday was "who is getting locked up and for how long" - you know if it was me or you, we would be goners for years.

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Grond999 3 points ago +3 / -0

The lack of locking people up for this shit has to stop. It is ALL that counts, and the only measure to deter swamp creatures...except a death sentence.

The vote counters should be stamping and signing every vote they count, and if there is fraud beyond a couple of mistakes, they need to go to prison. Every vote counter should be under hi def camera surveillance too. The whole system needs a massive overhaul (I'm no expert).

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whatisgoingonin2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh absolutely...something needs to be done for sure. If they just keep getting slapped on the wrist and really do not have any repercussions for their actions, they are going to keep doing whatever they want. But one of us, oh hell no, we would be serving big time. There has been a lot of crime in my area and that is the problem here, too. They do not make them serve hardly any jail time, they just let them back out. Well duh, they are just gonna go out and shoot whatever they want, again. It is seriously tiring to deal with.

And yes, the poll workers need to have some kind of repercussions for their actions, as well. I am not sure if I would say prison time because a lot of them are volunteers and they are following the instructions of their supervisor....however, something needs to be done. And the repercussions need to escalate in severity for subsequent issues. Maybe end in prison after X amount or something. I am not sure.

I will tell you what, though. I have seriously lost a lot of faith in humanity and the whole election process. I cannot believe what is going on. It is just crazy to me. Makes me not want to be an American right now.

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I'm not American. I was born in New Zealand and live in Australia. That said, tons of people over here know that western civilisation is on the line, and Trump is holding the fort. I met a Pakistani? shop owner I've never talked to before two days ago. Out of the blue he said "Trump needs that" as I purchased an ice-cream. I made a quick remark about Marxists....and he seemed to be on track.

The way I see it, Trump is a speed bump on the path to a leftist dominated planet. The RepubliCANT party is too compromised and too 'business as usual'. Trump would need to be replaced with another Trump figure to keep the ball rolling down the track. I shudder at the people like "Lion Ted" as a party leader. He is NOT capable enough! These people are cancer for those who want America to stay America.

If Trump pulls through, he needs help hiring true patriots. There is no time for Boltons, Barrs and Wrays. It is time for operations at a faster pace with actual patriots involved.

Don Jr gets it. Kristi Noem is the only Republican I like, but I don't know enough about her. Republican is a dirty word to me TBH. I'm here for Trump.

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whatisgoingonin2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am not a Republican and I am not a Democrat. What I am is a scared American that is wondering what the hell is happening and going to happen to my country. I will be the first to tell you I do not love Trump, I do not think every word out of his mouth is gold, I do not agree with some of his actions, and I have different views than he does on some issues. However, first off, I cannot in my right mind support what the left wants to do to my country and I do not know if the people that voted for Biden/Harris really comprehend what is going to happen. Second, while I do not love Trump, I do respect him. He is 74 years old now, 78 when he is done with his second term. He has lost over $2 billion of his own personal money being our President. He does not take but $1 of his paychecks and donates the rest. What this tells me is that this is a man, though he can be crude and he speaks his mind, this is a man that wants to make changes to this country that are in the best interests of the American people, not himself. He does not have a personal agenda like the left does. He gets so much hate spewed at him by the people he is trying to make things better for. I truly believe he simply wants to make America great again. Sure, he gets to be the President, he gets to be in that spotlight, but that is not why he ran in the first place nor is it why he is running now. He is crude and speaks his mind which is why a lot of people don't like him. But you know what else he is? He is a man that does not have a political background, did not grow up in politics, and is bringing to light the corruption that we have been fed for years by our government. And that's the reason the rest do not like him, including the Democrats in office right now. People are so blinded by their hate for Trump that they are not seeing what this country is going to turn into if Biden/Harris gets elected. Biden is just a pawn, Kamala is the one the Dems want in that chair. Goodbye to everything we know and how we live in this country if they succeed.

You are definitely right and Trump is a speed bump on the Dems path. They want to turn this country into a shit show and we will be the laughing stock of the world. Trump cannot do it on his own and I honestly do not know who can be trusted anymore. I pray that all of this fraud and corruption that is coming out and is the Democrats doing, is enough to make sure Democrats do not get into office for a long time after this. Anyone or any group that wants to change America, the land of the free, from a democracy to a socialist country needs to be stopped every time they try, and the American people that are snoozing need to wake up before this country is unrecognizable. I do not want to live in a socialist country and I do not want America to end up like Venezuela. I am nervous but I know Trump will not give up and that he will be the one inaugurated on January 20, 2021.

Sorry for the book lol wow I didn't realize I wrote that much

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

A picture is worth a thousand words.

A glitch is worth 100,000 votes for your corrupt candidate.

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AtticusDenzil 3 points ago +3 / -0

code looks messy :D

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Emhunt_77 3 points ago +3 / -0

For prison!

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DMFT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t get this post sorry guys I’m a bit slow

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Conor330 2 points ago +2 / -0

2020/666 = 3.0330

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KagaDancing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! Yes supply me with memes if you can’t come there! Appreciate you!

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PA_Energy 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Sealith 2 points ago +2 / -0

If your code looks like what it does on the right there then no wonder you have so many bugs

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

text 'glitch' to 3 oh..... 3........... 3 oh

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KeepAZRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish we didn’t keep calling it a software glitch. It’s a feature.

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FraudianComplex123 2 points ago +2 / -0

As in movie Prometheus, glitch, turns to bleep then aliens come off the ship

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Based_in_Space 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michigan tourism board Visit Glitchigan!

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8JOZZyP/visit-glichigan-/c/