"Rounding the back corner it's Donald J. Trump riding No Brakes, clearly in the lead. But Biden is now staggering forward, mercilessly beating his nag You Know-The Thing. Biden's animal, clearly drugged, foaming at the mouth, comes alongside Trump, Biden reaches out like a schoolboy to shove his rival. Entering the homestretch, Biden surges ahead! BUT WAIT! Here comes Clarence Thomas on Righteous Indignation! Thomas, with what appears to be a studded mace in his hand raises the weapon as Righteous Indignation bears down on Biden!"