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Kekistan_United 49 points ago +49 / -0

jokes on them. canadia-pedes looking to file for asylum in the US

to rid themselves of cucknadia once and for all

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j4ckp0t 14 points ago +15 / -1

Canada is compromised. I'm trying to clean up my US credit now so I can move. Some one has been using my identification fraudulent for loans. FrAUD dONt hAPpEn.

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AngrySerb1 5 points ago +5 / -0

How do I apply?

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek Day of the Rake it is then

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endcensorshipnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

can confirm! fuck Trudeau that slimey piece of shit.

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dankai420 40 points ago +40 / -0

Actual Canadian military wouldn't comply to orders of invading the US, they're not stupid, crazy or p*ssy libs either, they're patriots.

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ArticleISection10 26 points ago +26 / -0

Not to mention they've been in war games with the USA and know how quick they'd find out

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PMSocks 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's where you are wrong ... the military has been being indoctrinated for a decade.

Harder left NDP ideology is openly supported.

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holytrpbatman 22 points ago +22 / -0

In all fairness, it will probably be the chinese soldiers stationed in canada doing all the 'rescue operations'

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thunderpussy 22 points ago +22 / -0

OHHHHH I'm shaking in my boots when Bullwinkle the Moose and Rupaul come to extract the Canadians......

You've got to be kidding.

Peak Clown World.

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WishdoctorsSong 8 points ago +8 / -0

Qubec really is beautiful, I really wish that whole province would get their shit together. America had to suffer two terms of Obama to get Trump, it wouldn't be the most un-Canadian thing ever to be 8 years behind America in the progress of history.

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AngrySerb1 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is so true. We're behind but I don't think it'll take 8 years. Everyone is laughing at our country. It's just a big vagina. I want to be American

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WishdoctorsSong 4 points ago +4 / -0

screw that, Make Canada Great Again!

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AngrySerb1 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can't. It was never great to begin with. Canada never broke away from the queen.

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AngrySerb1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao yup

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Madhax47 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is this real?

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magnokor [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Which part?

Chrystia Freeland, yes, she was big in the Soros group. Was going to author his biography for him, then was put into Canada's parliament, and then after the past election was put second in command. As Moron Trudeau is away on drug benders, she runs the place.

Real.

The "security and contingency plans" and how Canada will “be there for Canadians” who live in the United States, the quotes are real.

Not sure what they thought they could do. But it is real.

The moose and transgenders?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/14-wing-greenwood-raises-transgender-flag-for-first-time-1.5625786

That is real.

Except the moose.

They probably have a moose, somewhere.

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Madhax47 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just asked because there was a fake story going around where Trudeau declared war or some shit.

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magnokor [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Trudeau Family have been at war with English-speaking Canada, especially Alberta, since the 1960s.

There was also this:

Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has threatened to "go to war" with Canada if the country doesn't take back tons of trash a Canada-based company had shipped to Manila several years ago..

That world conflict was averted last year:

A six-year struggle between the Philippines and Canada over trash which was shipped as "recycling" is finally ending. Canada has agreed to take back its trash.

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esheki808 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wtf trash wars lol

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a moose in my freezer. Mmmmmm

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PeaceThroughStrength 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny, we saw a lot of this being reported in /pol/ during the debates and we were being dismissive.

Tbf we're still being dismissive. At best, the Armored Mountie Division invades Rochester and Detroit before finding out how quickly Americans unite against a foreign invader.

Day of the Rake will be a defensive war Kek.

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eyejack 11 points ago +11 / -0

A rifle behind every blade of grass.

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magnokor [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

From the end of the story in the link:

Another factor Canadian officials are keeping close watch for is the potential for civil unrest or protests as a result of the outcome, or in the instance of potential instability prompted by lack of a clear winner.

Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland told reporters on Tuesday that the government will respect the choice made by American people but Canada stands ready to “be there for Canadians” who live in the United States, should violence break out.

“We'll be there for them,” she said.

Freeland said she has spoken with Canada’s Ambassador to the U.S. Kirsten Hillman and wants to assure Canadians that “our government is absolutely ready and we have thoughtfully prepared for all eventualities.”

“I really want to assure Canadians that, you know, just as we were ready when we came into office in 2015, just as we were ready in 2016, we are ready today,” Freeland said.I

In an interview during CTV News’ U.S. election special with Chief News Anchor and Senior Editor Lisa LaFlamme, Hillman said the embassy has “security and contingency plans in place that we will deploy if we need to.”

“But you know these are plans that we have in place for a variety of different things that can happen here or anywhere,” Hillman said. “But yes, absolutely we're prepared.”

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Debutante 8 points ago +8 / -0

Called it! I knew that slimy SOB couldn't be trusted. Let's say we build a wall on the Northern border when this is over with..

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skatestraight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please do, but let me through first. I'll help build from the good side

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Debutante 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me help you pack!

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AngrySerb1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just let me in first!

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Kfc_and_Watermelon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like we might have to liberate our Canadian brothers....

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the-new-style 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is why you don't want to wish for a Hot Civil War.

Canada is just sending the message that the Globalists will bring their friends.

Even assuming The Republic wins, it will be awful.

The only thing worse than a battle lost is a battle won.

Arthur Wellesley, Aftermath of the Battle of Waterloo, 1815.

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Zanesapphire 6 points ago +6 / -0

They’re up against the U.S. military, every patriot, and Mexico literally said they’re ready to offer military service to Trump should anything happen. I think we more than would be enough. But hey now We the people see who really shines through and who really is 2 faced.

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pindleskin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't wait for Trump to destroy their airplanes and give them a 50B offer for new ones.

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Talkingpoints 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have trained the candians . Lol u guys come and I will kill u all and take ur precious sugar tree

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Strings_Pulled 4 points ago +4 / -0

A few patriots in pick up trucks would be enough to bring Canada's entire military to its knees

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PMSocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jokes on them ... there are a number of Canadians waiting to take back our country

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AngrySerb1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm ready!

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BuyPepe 4 points ago +5 / -1

10th Mtn out of NY would stomp Canada trying to come across.

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tiredofwinning2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch out everyone, The sorry police might invade us and profusely apologize while doing so.

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bigchubby 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Democrats and the Liberal party of Canada have the same handlers. George Soros has his hand up their asses. The only way the left gets votes these days is through immigration of gib me dats. The US should annex western Canada.

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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only real threat is the mooseys

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jackwerntz 3 points ago +3 / -0

The kicker is that the moose is transgender and identifies as an eagle.

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ShakeNBake 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least this would be a good time to overthrow Trudeau!

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Tophat9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the hell go to Canada?...Canada its the same Social Justice Socialism of Steroid.. you might as well move to Portland Oregon

Mexico would be a way better choice... If you got a little money you can live the life

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AngrySerb1 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHA Canada is a JOKE! Believe me, I live here :( the only people invading you will be Gun loving Canadians ready to fight the commies! Canadians stand with President Donald J. Trump! Fuck our faggot PM

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Freyjaschild 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's an act of war to violate our sovereignty. I always said id keep moving north if canada wasnt in the way.

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firestorm117 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't Hitler do something like this? Like more than once?

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2a4life 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome, just awesome. That is the best summary of the Canadian military ever.

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neck_beard2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please invade us Canada. Please.

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Right_of_Sinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welp, looks like it time for WALL 2.0

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freewillsetstruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

To all the leafs that visit this site. If you live in America, you are no longer Canadian, eh!

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Dgilles111 2 points ago +2 / -0

These billy badasses talking tough about a civil war that you are NOT even grasping the scope of the situation. NATO, Canada, US military, billionaires, deep state, corporations, media, banking, are all against you. You cant launch a serious force if you cant even grasp who your enemy is. The situation must be handled in a special operation style. Not overt. Everyday subversion for instance. Run on banks, 401k's, loan defaults en masse. It takes false reports, false congressional submissions, be a thorn, be a sociopath. Get night vision. Conservatives are the glue that hold the country together. Sometimes a fire is necessary for the good of the forest.

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superdeluxe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does that mean we could turn around and liberate Alberta from the cucks?

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to be a unique and special kind of retarded to be in Canadian govt and give even the slightest, tiniest hint of some shit like this

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AdeptTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try it you maple guzzling cancuck.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I remember correctly we also borrow more than half of our military from you guys, making this even more awkward. "Hey Trump, we're looking to invade your country, can we borrow some stuff? Hello?"

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ColludingWithAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

The White House hasn’t forgotten her burn marks. Do it maple fags

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cajun_robear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Second wall, second term.

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dannydrak 2 points ago +2 / -0

snort

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Tseliteiv 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a Canadian, I hope we invade the USA and then the USA just annex us.

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BasedYooper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha that's a good one.

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Former_Libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m pretty sure that if a Canadian wanted to go home, they could just leave. No one would try to stop them. We’re not at war with our brothers to the north, we’re about to sock it to our Siamese twin who forgot who he is.