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RedCoast31 17 points ago +17 / -0

If I was down by 30 in the 4th quarter. Took a time out. And then came back at 3am - 4am and scored TDs without the other team present. Do I win?

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KRM944 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can I stand 10 feet away and try to verify the numbers?

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

“What the hell is bingo?” -Zoomers

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glow-operator-2-0 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like keno but without food

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okayfilet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only if CNN and Faux News officially call your Bingo.

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adigregorio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only if you, and your friends, double check the results without letting me or my friends verify you're not a bunch a filthy commie liars.

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NewtonsThirdLaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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ItsOKtoVoteTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. Sal Vulcano tried it multiple times. Didn't work

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We_Are_Inevitable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course, and I would expect you to believe me when I beat you at a hand of poker winning the most powerful seat in the world with a royal flush but reshuffled the deck before you had time to confirm my hand. It's just one of those things you've got to trust me about.

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Alfapike 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been using this example for days🤣