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posted ago by cmonman ago by cmonman +5999 / -0

Corn Pop, William L. Morris died in 2016. We need to check if he voted.

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S1000HD 226 points ago +228 / -2

He was probably a conservative Black Man. So yea he’s a bad mutha ...shut yo mouth

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CisSiberianOrchestra 212 points ago +212 / -0

Ultimate plot twist: Corn Pop turns out to be Clarence Thomas.

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MAGABeaver 43 points ago +43 / -0

I believe he will rule fairly based on the constitution, but it’s human nature to harbor a grudge and ill-will when someone puts you through that kind of nasty public persecution, a “high-tech lynching”, as Biden did. It would be justice to see a lawful “fuck you” delivered by the person who deserves to dish it out to Biden the most.

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the-new-style 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you want Justice Thomas to recuse, you have to admit Biden's questions were improper.

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airgag 9 points ago +9 / -0

You and your logic.

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FluhanWu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Washanghai Post actually did it. Article calls for recusal due to 1990.

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HumblePig 16 points ago +16 / -0

He will rule fairly and justly. I have no doubt.

But he will thank God for allowing him to see the justice in his plan during his lifetime.

I'm an atheist and even I must admit this is all so beautiful as to be moving.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's reminiscent of the Tuskegee airmen finally being recognized after 50+ years..

Jim Crow Joe probably hated that.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

With Thomas/Biden it's like this, you're a bouncer at a bar, and you see the guy that was a dick to you in high school black out drunk and causing a scene and you think he's about to smack another patron. You remember all the things he did to you in high school and so you rough him up and throw him out. When the rules are on your side, it's easier to get revenge.

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Sodium_miner 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s too bad that Biden’s to confused to understand what’s going on. Biden walks in and tries to hand Thomas his coat and says here boy take this. LULZ

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mrs. Corn Pop is based!

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Mona1950 6 points ago +6 / -0

It distresses me that the younger generation has not seen this. Everybody should. In fact Sleepy Joe has been laying low for just the right amount of time for people to forget his lying and plagiarizing. I cannot believe people picked this guy.

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MAGANatsFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still think they knew Trump was unbeatable. Biden was just their designated Loser.

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vegaspatriot1776 44 points ago +44 / -0

apparently one of you glitched, and got the comment in first.

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D__1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thomas needs to get a straight razor and a rain barrel and sit out on the court steps banging the razor blade on the concrete steps when Biden brings his case to the SCOTUS

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ObamasLooseButthole 12 points ago +12 / -0

And sitting behind him are Kavanaugh and Alito(his bad boys)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, too funny! Except that's what I'd do, and I'm no Supreme Court Justice.

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S1000HD 14 points ago +14 / -0

Top 10 anime reveals of 2020

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AK1911 5 points ago +5 / -0

That little boy was me!

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zipodk 22 points ago +22 / -0

Can you imagine the media if Trump had said "'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Biden, then you ain't white"?

Biden got a free pass on just absolutely everything, including fake votes

So tired of their shit

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No_Malarkey_Joe 27 points ago +27 / -0

Before the Supreme Court renders it's verdict, with Joe's presidential aspirations on the line, Clarence Thomas reveals that he was Cornpop the whole time before ripping it all away.

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

"America has a right to know... that Corn Pop is a good dude. And y'all cheated, lmao."

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durkadurka 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, not black?

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

But I'm talkin' about Corn Pop!

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OutcastSeal 90 points ago +90 / -0

Corn Pop probably beat his corny ass with a belt

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MustBeTrump 26 points ago +26 / -0

CORN POP WAS A RAD DOOOOOOOOD

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Corn Pop was a tad rude, and he ran a bunch of mad boys.

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Donkeyballs 75 points ago +75 / -0

Joe is corn pop.

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AT_Finn 53 points ago +53 / -0

So Joe was Corn Pop all along.

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Trey50Daniel 42 points ago +42 / -0

Always has been

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

PrayForCornPop

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who would win in a battIe, though.....? Bad dude Cornpop and his band of predators or Joe the-big-guy "hairy legs" Biden? No chains. Or lowblows from the Kamalamala bIast. Base form only.

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CornPopStraightRazor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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meals23 17 points ago +17 / -0

no joe you are the corn pops

and then joe was a cereal

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great fanfic or best fanfic?

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Mr_Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

You ain’t corn pop if you don’t vote for corn pop.

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walls4america 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, he's con pop.

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Unbent 68 points ago +68 / -0

If Corn Pop even exists then It's probably one of the first stories Joe stole

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minttea2 32 points ago +32 / -0

/s but not really.

https://www.quora.com/Who-is-the-gang-leader-Corn-Pop-that-Joe-Biden-spoke-of

Corn Pop was the name of an African American community organizer that Joe Biden threatened with violence during the Civil Rights Movement era.

Corn Pop was attempting to use a public pool, however because he was unable to afford the required swimming cap (a rule put in place to dissuade non-affluent persons from using the public swimming facility), Joe Biden banned him from jumping off the diving board.

In addition to this, Biden also ordered him off of the premises. Corn Pop then peacefully protested outside the facility. Outraged by his presence Biden confronted the young man armed with a chain.

Corn Pop was said to have had a razor blade on his person, however no witnesses have verified this to date.

Joe Biden recounted the incident many years later, describing William “Corn Pop” Morris as a “Bad Dude”.

Joe Biden's allegations of Corn Pop's character were not able to be verified by fact checkers, which caused many to refute the unfounded allegations.

Corn Pop passed away at the age of 73, surrounded by family and love ones who knew him as anything but a “Bad Dude”. He was given a funeral service at Mother UAME Church, in which Joe Biden did not attend.

Corn Pop came from a different world than the world of privilege that Joe Biden enjoyed throughout his life. Based on the brief encounter that Biden had with Corn Pop, he was labeled as a “bad dude” - however some people have criticized Biden for judging Corn Pop by both his appearance and lack of means to obtain an expensive swimming cap.

Some have likened Bidens “bad dude” lable as the product of judging a person by their appearance, rather than by the content of his character.

Perhaps there was more to Corn Pop than simply being a man who tried to swim and was persecuted by a young wealthy Joe Biden. As time progresses, we are likely to know more about this unique individual who lived in a world very different than today's world.

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commies0ride0free 27 points ago +27 / -0

REDEMPTION ARC FOR CORN POP

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DonaldTheWhite 15 points ago +15 / -0

Corn Pop was a good dude?!?!? It all makes sense now

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 19 points ago +19 / -0

This made my fucking day

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Thiswillbeintheexam 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Let's not libel Joe Biden - he's more popular in Illinois than Obama!

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Tejanopede 14 points ago +14 / -0

Colin flaherty confirmed Cornpop’s existence a while back. Check out his podcast, it’s amazing.

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540k-Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who is Joe's dad

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the-fakedonaldtrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who built that JoJo?

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mixednuts86 54 points ago +54 / -0

If corn pop wasn't a bad dude... what about the boys that ran with him??

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darthmatt005 39 points ago +39 / -0

I don't even know what to believe anymore, man.

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Harambe4K 11 points ago +11 / -0

C’mon man

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BoatingAccident 21 points ago +21 / -0

that's because you're a dogfacedponysoldier

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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

lying dogfacedponysoldier

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DarkoPolo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Listen, fat

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the deal

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horsefacestorm 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, we now know that they were a bunch of bad boys.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

It probably took a bunch of coaching to get Joe to say bad instead of black.

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Dtom13 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of them was an addict, ate nothing but cocoa puffs Another was a pedo rabbit who chased after kids Another dressed up in stereotypical Irish clothes, a clear case of cultural appropriation

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it for Corn Pop.

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DeboonkedFact 39 points ago +39 / -0

Corn Pop was a nice dude who beat him at pushups

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Apersonofinterest 21 points ago +21 / -0

And he ran with some nice boys.

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Uncle___Rico 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're a lying dog faced pony soldier!

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

How much you wanna bet I can throw a fraudulent ballot over them mountains?

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CornPopStraightRazor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen fat....

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 29 points ago +29 / -0

The truth will come out that Corn Pop was just trying to protect the kids that Biden was asking to rub his leg hair in the pool.

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, really?

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cmon man!

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man!

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Anastasia17 24 points ago +24 / -0

😂😂😂

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Shakakka99 19 points ago +19 / -0

We need shirts that read:

CORN POP WAS THE GOOD GUY

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cmonman [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

CORN POP WAS A GOOD DUDE

I would buy the fuck out of that shirt.

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Krautistani 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can buy one on Amazon.

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the-fakedonaldtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link?

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philandy 8 points ago +8 / -0

A cereal box shirt with ALLERGY WARNING: MAY CONTAIN BAD DUDE. at the bottom, or in the ingredients on the back, would be the ultimate political sleeper shirt.

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stjimmy92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Corn Pop did nothing wrong

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wavearsenal333 17 points ago +17 / -0

Maybe Corn Pop was just trying to point out that Joe shouldn't be letting kids sit in his lap and rub his leg hairs

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Au_contrarian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doesn't sound like a bad dude. Sounds like a good dude.

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darkhorsereddit3 15 points ago +15 / -0

It wasn’t so much that he was a bad dude he just happened to run around with a bunch of bad boys

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Yeehaw-McKickass 15 points ago +15 / -0

Life long racist Joe Biden ran a black kid out of a public swimming pool with a group of white racists in 1962 for the crime of being black in public. Change my mind....

PS the corn pop story happened a full 7 years before Mr. Rogers shared a wadding pool with Officer Clemmons, and 2 years before the civil rights act was signed ending segregation.

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

And in Joe's version of the story, he called Corn Pop "Esther".... we know that's not the name he called him in reality. Nice setting of the narrative, Joe. No wonder you were 77th out of 89 in your law class.

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cmonman [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Das Riiiiight. Now we need to figure out if he voted.

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hoooooly shit...

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Coat_Confiscator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Corn pop is confirmed a good dude, President Trump has an ad which shows the corn pop clip as a lie.

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Cchipouras 10 points ago +10 / -0

Omg 😂😂😂😂

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Philmor_Tittus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just sayin’ which ones more likely: that corn pop was a bad dude, or lil Joey was pickin’ on some middle class black kid and his friends?

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you don’t rub my leg hairs, you ain’t BLACK.

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OrangeElvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol - damn, that stuck me just right. Impressive delivery!

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cmonman [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks Fren

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stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I find it funny that this bad dude who ran some bad boys lived to a ripe old age. That's not what bad gangsters do. He was probably just a black kid so Joe thought he was a bad kid.

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MemeMagic777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bad kids are just as smart as white kids!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was the prerequisite to Jim Crow Joe endorsing super predators as a concept, and making the incarceration rate skyrocket.

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orange_kek_great 6 points ago +6 / -0

C'mon man!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was probably a normal guy and Biden was intolerant af and instigated the entire issue. It was probably his inspiration for his super predator crime bill.

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fake News. Corn Pop is on the Supreme Court and will be deciding the election.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 5 points ago +5 / -0

C'mon man!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn Pop, or Clarence, as his parents named him, defied expectations and went on to have an illustrious legal career.

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MichaelDenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

And now he will take his revenge.

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leo-bulero 5 points ago +5 / -0

In pre-civil rights Delaware, already a hotbed of racism, Joe Biden, a white man, admitted to threatening to beat a black man with a rusty chain, with the only justification given being the unsubstantiated claim that “he was a bad dude”. Sounds like a hate crime to me.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 9 points ago +9 / -0

He told a story about back when he was a teenaged lifeguard at a public pool that was mostly African American. He talked about run-ins with Corn Pop who he alleged was a "bad dude" and also talked about letting kids sit on his lap and stroke his leg hair.

The whole thing was so cringey it is still hard to believe it's real. But real it is.

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t forget that Cornpop also ran with some bad boys.

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Constitution_jd 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is something stupid that Biden said. I'll link a video in a moment

Edit:

Here's a video where someone took the audio of Biden (unedited), added music, and animated the Corn Pop speech. https://youtu.be/gnOdKYE0Z4k

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RoarkSmiled 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for this.

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FromBilgewater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwahaha. This clip was much worse, in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbE2SmV2bs&app=desktop

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KnoxHarrington 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look Fat!

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h3xAd3c1m4L 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corn Pop did nothing wrong!

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 4 points ago +4 / -0

JOE HAS HAIRY LEGS

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Seanp12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who knows, he may even have run with a bunch of good boys.

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corn Pop Good?

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sleazysaxsolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corn Pop is just a metaphor for Joe Biden. And Joe Biden is a bad dude.

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BoatingAccident 4 points ago +4 / -0

He never called Corn Pop Esther. He used another word.

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Ennius 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is NO EVIDENCE of anyone putting their straight razor in the rain barrel.

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border_humper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe used his white maleness to keep black Corn Pop and his friends in line. Classic Delaware Jim Crow story.

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Alienus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know why.. or perhaps I know why.. but I read "Porn Cop" until I read this for a third time.

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ShiterallyLaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

❌ MOSTLY FALSE: Fact-checkers have shown that while CornPop did run with some good boys in addition to the bad boys as often reported, he was in fact a bad dude who frequently gave others jive. You wouldn't want to run afoul of his crew outside the malt shop.

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mass55th 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember that Joe Biden for years, demeaned the integrity of the driver of the tractor trailer that his wife drove into. He repeatedly claimed the man had "drunk his lunch," when it was officially stated by police in court records, that no alcohol was involved. Instead, we should be asking Joe what he did to his family that would cause his wife to drive into that tractor trailer with their three kids inside.

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holliday50 3 points ago +3 / -0

Orville Redenbacher was the OG Corn Pop

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GodEmperorUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe said it, so it's unlikely to be true.

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PopCornWasAbadDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was my twin brother. A good man. It was me that was a bad dude.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cant be any worse than a pedophile.