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aqua27 34 points ago +34 / -0

They will be arresting the janitor who works in the building where the votes are counted because he stole 4 trash bags and used them at home. Wray has signed off on the arrest telling the agents great work I will put you in for a promotion.

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swimminginthoughts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait until they show a picture of the noose he tied to the loading dock doors to pull the doors down. Explosive!