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CentipedeDemon 526 points ago +528 / -2

He grows stronger!

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JohnBarron 213 points ago +213 / -0

After John Titor returns from the future and re inhabits his past personality President Donald Trump. He attempts to hint to the normies and sheep with simple speak that he is indeed from the future. He as well begins to equivocate the notion that he does not lose, and the Patriots will win, this in turn strengthens their resolve.

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DonJr2032 135 points ago +135 / -0

Trump's tweet here gives me a lot of faith

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 100 points ago +100 / -0

President Trump knows his gut. His intrinsic gut instinct is normally right. I’ll take his gut over that absent minded honeydew 71,000,000 million times.

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Pepe1776_ 21 points ago +21 / -0

He's also privy to more information than us, so he must be seeing some crazy shit.

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BishopofBlackpool 20 points ago +20 / -0

He knows his facts too!

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ZeroDeltaTango 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me too! And, can you recall the last time—or ANY time—when he made a definitive statement like this about something that later turned out to be false?

"There will be a vaccine ready by the end of October!" Oops?

Nope. There was. Of course Pfizer held it until five days after he won re-election, but it was still READY at the end of October. Just as he said. It's not like it was up in the air until just two days ago.

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HockeyMom4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Time traveler Marty McFly approves as well

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BADGERPEDE 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Doctor here, is it too late to join the party?

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Bellababeala 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but instead of "The Lybians are coming!" This time Doc is screaming "the Dems are counting!"

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Steve?

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farstriderr 8 points ago +8 / -0

Interestingly, for the life of me i'm almost positive that John Titor said something about Kiva Systems basically taking over the planet. At the time it was a company that made automated robotic sorting systems for warehouses. A few years later Amazon bought them out and almost every mention of the company is scrubbed from the internet.

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Risingtide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Juicy! Where does one look for more info on this?

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geocitiesuser 5 points ago +5 / -0

The first time I went down the John Titor rabbit whole, if I remember correctly, it was in the late 1990s on a freakin webtv.

Here we are. John Titor is real. Maybe not physically, but immortal and timeless on the Internet.

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Jay1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is perhaps the best comment to anything, that i've read, EVER.

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nimblenavigator0519 7 points ago +8 / -1

I never expected a reference to John Titor here of all places. A+

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TrumpsWall 74 points ago +75 / -1

ALL MY COMMENTS WILL BE ALL CAPS UNTIL GEOTUS STOPS. HOW YOU DOING?

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July_1776 49 points ago +49 / -0

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC, PEDE.

I JUST LITERALLY TORE THE CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT KEYS OFF MY KEYBOARD

IT'S HIGH ENERGY FROM HERE ON OUT, FREN.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ackshually that would... BIDEN WON GET OBWR KT

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CokeOrPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

UNITE NOW REEEEE

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love the fact that President Trump is tweeting like how Gary Busey talks normally.

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2016_memewar_vet 6 points ago +6 / -0

WE SHOULD ALL WRITE IN CAPS FROM NOW ON TO TRIGGER LIBTARDS.

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TrumpsWall 3 points ago +3 / -0

ANYONE GOT MITCH’S NUMBER? THIS IS GOING TO TAKE MORE PERUVIAN MARCHING POWDER!

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Chibooms 58 points ago +58 / -0

Hijacking this comment... We need Trump to tweet the pic of the bellwether counties voting since Reagan. This is the simplest way to prove something fishy is going on. 17 counties that closely mirror the winner at a 90% accuracy. This year Biden "won" 3 of those. And when I looked at the politico details Trump actually won 2 of those 3 leaving Biden a county in Delaware... Which makes sense. Essentially it means Biden forgot to cheat in the bellwether counties.

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kc5ods 6 points ago +6 / -0

the alphabet agencies are not on our side, buddy.

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Indianapede 9 points ago +9 / -0

The fire rises.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump's a big guy