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Oback_Barama 8 points ago +8 / -0

And start holding "briefings" on what things you plan on buying with the money!

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Princesspilot [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or it’s a winner until you scan the bar code.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

ZeRo EvIdEnCe Of WiDeSpReAd fRaUd

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brainphreeze 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta say, my td.win folder for voter fraud was growing at a rate of 15-20 a day since the fraud election, I'm glad my memes/funny folder is back on track and growing again

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genghiskern 5 points ago +5 / -0

Careful the Big Guy™ will come gunning for his 50%.

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KudzuKing69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should have gone with the power play too :)

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VaNTICAR 3 points ago +3 / -0

On some days, I print myself free one McDonalds meal coupons. Totally legit! /s

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Prayfortrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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tiredofwinning2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY SHIT!!!! You won! Show this ticket to NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN and now FOX... They all will totally confirm you won the lottery.

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Federalist10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been more hard news focused the last few days, but this is hilarious! lol

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Blurpy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pay Me, Bigot!

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two_doors 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even this follows Benfords law

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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johnqpublic864 1 point ago +1 / -0

139,000 of these came in at the same time. Amazing, but not impossible. There's less chance of this than dying from kung flu or Big Chief Lieawatha Warren being an Indian, but... there's a chance.

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Hexagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now you just need to claim to be a lottery winner. Preferably to everyone you meet. Make it real.

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they deny you, they are racists!

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Madman2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a glitch! The guy over there just announced me the winner! I'll start spending my money now!

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CmdrCrunk 1 point ago +2 / -1

Used a sharpie pen. Discounted.

Sorry.

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LastconservativeNY 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn you.

Scrolling through here while on a conference call.

Barked with laughter:)

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GunTottinPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy win

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Banick088 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes!!!!!!

Congrats for winning!

Call them racist if they don’t pay you without question