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GodKingHarambe 136 points ago +138 / -2

Almost like a worm that eats fractions of pennies....

WATCH YER CORNHOLE, BUD!

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ClownTamer 16 points ago +16 / -0

A tiny fraction of votes that algorithmically scales in direct proportion to how many votes Biden needs and how long the vote counting has gone on.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

AT LEAST I DIDNT FUCK LUMBERGH!

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JasonJubal 7 points ago +8 / -1

We need an Office Space Force!

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skiduzzlebutt 1 point ago +2 / -1

I believe you have my stapler

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Yeeeeeaaaah, we're gonna need you to go back to your basement, yeeeeaaahhh. If you can just pack up your trunalimunumaprzure, that be greeeaaat, mmmkaaay, greeeaaat."

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7.62swinebuster 23 points ago +23 / -0

I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit! I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail

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WalkFastGoHome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't it Monday Morning detail?

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MassRelay 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hopefully they all go to FEDERAL POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISON

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Dirk_Diggler 10 points ago +10 / -0

FPMITAP

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BaldEagles 3 points ago +3 / -0

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