Not so fast. Their entire talent pool is affirmative action hires. Ours is merit based. They're big headed ideologues, we're peaceful centipedes. We are the sleeping mongoose, they are the creeping cobra.

Some of them are smart, but all of them have a sneering imperiousness that repels decent people. We just gotta get ours woken up, and we'll shrug off this Lilliputian menace.