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DemsFuckKids 558 points ago +558 / -0

please let that be the name of it when it get's discovered!!! please Lord! i'll never ask for anything ever again

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JKillen 12 points ago +13 / -1

This guy gets it. ☝

I took one JAVA class and I'll never program again for as long as I live.

(I'm also the type of student who does better focused on ONE subject. Read: Autist)

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SordidPontification 9 points ago +9 / -0

Your OP does remind me of a CS joke.

There are only two hard problems in CS: Cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

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d_lock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many programmers strongly encourage kepping lambda calculus and side effects mutually exclusive.

You could say they're advocates for the separation of Church and state.

...I'll show myself out.