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BulletsForTeeth 518 points ago +518 / -0

THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!

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Whitedogs 222 points ago +222 / -0 (edited)

Ding

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Buce-Nudo 197 points ago +197 / -0

Dong

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 169 points ago +169 / -0

The Wicked Witch

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Trumpfan1 155 points ago +155 / -0

is DEAD πŸ’€!!!

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cleancutcutlet 145 points ago +145 / -0

Now do AOC

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 35 points ago +35 / -0

No need. I'll do it.

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Doth 25 points ago +25 / -0

Hire me a C-130. I can shit in a shot glass from 55,000 feet!

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JerryJerryJerry 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don't quote me on this, but I think a local source can be arranged.

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KMacsBinder 27 points ago +27 / -0

She is doing so much harm to the party and doesnt have any power to pass anything through Congress. The only people being harmed are her constituents and they literally asked for it. Leave her there, she will eventually implode their entire party.

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ChelseaHubbell 34 points ago +34 / -0 (edited)

She runs dominion, her constituents didn't ask for it. California is red, they cheat every time. You can't say Trump got cheated and think California votes blue at the same time. Quit buying the narrative. This country as a whole is majority conservative. That's why they need msm, hollywood actors, massive voter fraud etc etc etc to try and make it seem like it's not.

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FireannDireach 33 points ago +33 / -0

The harm is done - fumbled the faux impeachment, fumbled the legislative calendar, embarrassed herself on TV drunk off her ass (Good morning! Sunday morning!", and now along with the DNC blew the election getting cuntpunched down-ballot.

If you were a Dem, you'd be saying "Why elect this bitch, she can't get anything done!" too.

I want video of Trump holding up her last physical communication with the White House, and ripping it in half. Because that cunt deserves it.

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DILDO 20 points ago +20 / -0

The party has imploded already. The MSM is faking it to life along with mass frauud. Soon to unravel.

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Foobar1112 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can someone eli5 who is next in line ?

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GodSpeedTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Do it, DO IT!

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SheikFromMozambake 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bitch, bitch, the ding dong is dead!

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Illah88zillah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do the entire fraud squad!

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GodSpeedTrump 38 points ago +38 / -0

It’s midnight in the uk here, I woke up and turned on my phone to have a look and now I can’t sleep as so excited.

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jsnforce 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck dude, you got my hopes up.

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Fecal_Fetus 27 points ago +27 / -0

Bing bing bong bong!

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Jojobelle 18 points ago +18 / -0

you people know a lot about trucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguvSPdtHQ8

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SheikFromMozambake 8 points ago +8 / -0

God, I love this place! Yes, we do know a lot about trucks.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 4 points ago +4 / -0

The scat man made me lol.

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DonJuanDeplorable 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sumting wong

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NarrowboatStargazer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wi-Tu-Low

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shanegame 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ho Lee Fuk!

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sum dum gai

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Mavdick96 19 points ago +19 / -0

The bitch is dead.

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Impressive-Length 21 points ago +21 / -0

Some people did something.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heh

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sjw_injection 25 points ago +25 / -0

Dong

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SarahCartersPuppies 26 points ago +27 / -1

Big Mike?

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 24 points ago +24 / -0

/Michelle Obama enters the chat

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 23 points ago +23 / -0

...with an erection

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Barrys_Butthole 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mmmmmmm yasss πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ©

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Trumperette1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sooo great.

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Guitarscientist 8 points ago +9 / -1

God I love this place

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HeroOfTheImperium 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time I read that name I hear John Ward screaming it into his microphone

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SarahCartersPuppies 59 points ago +60 / -1

Brah, the salt levels are going increase so much from liberal tears we'll all be able to collectively walk on fucking water.

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GrayGhost 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nancy is now drunker than Portland Andy has ever been in his life.

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QUADBRIX 51 points ago +51 / -0

What a world, what a world.

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Impressive-Length 53 points ago +53 / -0

Good morning. Tuesday evening.

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Tomboy_Patriot 29 points ago +29 / -0

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AsianVoter 30 points ago +30 / -0

Who's going to tear copy of State of Union Address in 2021?

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WhoMurderedSethRich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah!

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll just have to print out her own copy to tear.

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kekkk 27 points ago +27 / -0

This alone calls for a celebration.

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Pdjco658 266 points ago +278 / -12

Please be AOC πŸ₯Ί

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America_No_1 68 points ago +68 / -0

Ree heard round the world

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Doth 46 points ago +47 / -1

Can you imagine how much good we can do to secure the republic for posterity with simultaneous control of the executive, judicial, and legislative branches? And with the playbook and proclivities of the enemy laid so disgustingly bare for all to see?

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TheWinningNeverStops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does that mean we could finally repeal Section 230 and much more?!

I can't get anymore erect.

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WopNine17plus1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you say LAWFARE? I that you could.;-) In that scenario you describe we FUCK.THEM.UP. 10x worse than they ever tried against us.

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Ree is going to be so loud that it broke space-time and I can already feel it

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xcvi 62 points ago +62 / -0

Makes you wonder how many states were really blue this whole time as well.

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StarsStripesandGrit 59 points ago +59 / -0

None of them

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ArtLife 40 points ago +40 / -0

so many do not understand how right you are

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always figured they were retards voting for the same corrupt people. Turns out maybe it wasn't in their control this whole time.

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Emper 41 points ago +41 / -0

It's also very possible if real fraud is exposed some dem house members may vote for a Republican house speaker.

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1A2A 32 points ago +32 / -0

THEY FUCKING BETTER! THIS IS AMERICA FOR FUCK SAKE!

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SpaceCadet 11 points ago +11 / -0

Then we do our parts and take back our schools, city councils, and churches. Live the Patriot life our Founding Fathers intended

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TranquilityBased 5 points ago +5 / -0

r/prematurecelebration πŸ˜†

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Italians_Invented_2A 15 points ago +16 / -1

Rudy is now concentrating on 10 swing states for the presidency, because we have a hard deadline of the 8th of December.

When the White House is ours, all attention and resources need to be shifted to find fraud in Congress races all over the country!

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Friendly_B 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why the 8th of December?

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the date by when the states need to certify the election, i.e. the deadline by when they need to select the Big Electors for the president.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

And do the electors have to make their decision on that same day?

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

They decide on the 14th of December.

However the Electors are all party operatives so their decision is just a formality. Hillary will be nominated as an elector in NY, for example.

So it all comes down to whether the Republican legislatures of the swing states decide to nominate the Democrat Electors or the Republicans Electors.

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PaigeAshley 61 points ago +62 / -1

God, NO!

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Pdjco658 104 points ago +104 / -0

nothing would get passed and it would be the most entertaining thing ever.

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WarGreymon77 40 points ago +40 / -0

Screaming matches

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

I’m picturing Babyvoice with the arms flailing saying nonsensical things...

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Thehonkswamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

At that point they might as well have an enraged goose - at least it couldn't do more damage than AOC would do.

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Magafactured 0 points ago +0 / -0

enraged goose

No need to disrespect Rashida Tlaib as some kind of honking barnyard animal. 😑 say πŸ‘ her πŸ‘ name πŸ‘

πŸ˜„

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Thehonkswamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a goose not a goat? So that's why they weren't interested in her back home.

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TheMAGAnificent 24 points ago +24 / -0

Put her even more in the front stage and center for the world to see. Unravel the four horseman of the socialist apocalypse event faster.

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MagaroniNCheese 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Petard" I believe is the correct word, but I do like "retard" more in this context.

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Skabliggum2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Retard works, I'll allow it

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 17 points ago +17 / -0

Gotta admit, it would be fucking glorious to see it all break down under her 'care'...

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captn_crunch 41 points ago +41 / -0

Think about it: A House with AOC as Speaker will be 50% temper tantrums, 45% in fighting, and 5% some random pede in the chamber audience shouting "Show us your boobs!"

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dubler6 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think the proper protocol is β€œBoobs! Or GTFO!”.

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aaafirefly123 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would prefer

β€œNudes or BEGONE THOT.”

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spez_inthe_turdpond 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yes! Keep putting that dumb bunny in front of a mike! πŸ˜†

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Skabliggum2 3 points ago +5 / -2

In front of a Big Mike.

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CNN_IS_TUBGIRL 6 points ago +7 / -1

That's just heterosexuality with extra steps

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MisterGuapo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Absolutely, yes. She would personally destroy the Democrat Party with her idiocy.

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Jeezy1879 37 points ago +38 / -1

Please oh god just anything for AOC to take over.

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chlofefe 30 points ago +30 / -0

Lol apparently at the post-election Democratic caucus when they were all crying and screaming at each other, everyone got hecka mad at AOC and blamed her for almost losing them their races...just amazing

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NarrowboatStargazer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Oh please god, tell me there's a video

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here about four minutes in:

https://youtu.be/0E0jraiai34

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NarrowboatStargazer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren!

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sahMsNt38 10 points ago +10 / -0

Where did you find this? Shit's amazing.

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chlofefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk...Jared Huffman (my representative, unfortunately) tweeted angrily about some of the Dems leaking it to the press while it was going on, and there's some articles floating around about it

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here about four minutes in:

https://youtu.be/0E0jraiai34

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Whoopies_tds 23 points ago +23 / -0

Don’t count out Kevin McCarthy just yet. He may get real close in elections and then flip a few more like JEFF vanDrew

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socal_maga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please stare down the barrel of this baby flintlock.

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Debutante 177 points ago +178 / -1

I thought you were going to tell me she died!

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chieflemons [S] 148 points ago +148 / -0

Although I do not wish death upon anybody, I would not be sad if she died.

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Smubbs 97 points ago +99 / -2

Commies aren't people so this is allowed

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cmonman 51 points ago +51 / -0

This is so much better though. She gets to see.

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PerfectJayDread 21 points ago +21 / -0

THIS

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mntrump2020_SMS 1 point ago +2 / -1

i see this meme. alot. we gotta remember that commies are people, dems are people, the earthly minions of satan are people. thats ok.

murder is wrong, but fighting the good fight is not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_war_theory#Contemporary_Catholic_doctrine

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M25WhiteFeather 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not murder when they're holding a meat cleaver over your heads with the alternative of being a slave to them.

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Sorry but no. Anyone who espouses an ideology that murder untold millions of innocent people and wishes to enforce it here isn't consider a fellow man.

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Hillary_is_Satan 2 points ago +2 / -0

When they are tossed into the lake burning with fire and brimstone, I will dance.

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TennesseePride 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't be like that. Some people need to be removed from the face of this earth. She is one of them.

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undercoverincali -5 points ago +1 / -6

Screw your optics

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M25WhiteFeather 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes sense. If she dies it's just forgotten. If she's jailed, living proof and precedent.

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Pedeville 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yea so when dems win in 24 coz ultra cheat and no trump because gop runs mitt romney they can just release all of them? Better dead so they can do no more dmg

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impera 16 points ago +16 / -0

Shes so juiced up with booze, it would be a while before anyone even noticed.. she'd just be a bit quieter than normal. And wouldnt vote as badly.

How do they reconcile getting whipped in both houses with what they claim is a victory in the executive office I wonder? But rest assured, they are not a demon cult, so they say.. someone has their pants on fire!

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/10/democrats-anxious-after-election-performance-435600

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Psalms 11:10

When it goeth well with the righteous, the city rejoiceth: and when the wicked perish, there is shouting.

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Drgreygoose02 12 points ago +13 / -1

I wish.

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Skabliggum2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, she's basically sentient adrenochrome now, soooo....

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Skabliggum2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Adrenozombie?

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Colorado-Living 129 points ago +129 / -0

So who will it be? What if they go more left with AOC?

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MothershipV 116 points ago +118 / -2

It will just make them look even more stupid.

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Colorado-Living 76 points ago +76 / -0

Yes but if they put in a moderate, Trump can actually get something done.

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NarrowboatStargazer 23 points ago +23 / -0

If you gave AOC a gavel, she'd spend the next hour looking for nails.

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

But if all Republicans vote for AOC, summing up their votes with her squad's, AOC would become speaker.

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Solar24 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it possible that the democrats disagree and say two run for speaker and split their dem votes, would that mean republicans could outvote and elect the speaker of the house?

or does voting in the speaker not work like this...

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HuggableBear 35 points ago +36 / -1

moderate

Democrat

Pick one

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DelveDeeper 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is the kind of matter of fact statement that makes the shills go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haha

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LS_DJ 8 points ago +8 / -0

β€œYou have to convince them, Joe”

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chlofefe 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol....joe complaining about having a republican congress when trump had to deal with a congress that held multiple witch trials of him

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mathteach314159 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great point

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ThFlyOnPence 40 points ago +40 / -0

Watch it be the bald one

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Hunterscrackbaby 31 points ago +32 / -1

don't know it's name, but I know the thing you are talking about.

It will be someone "moderate" the DNC is losing their shit at the real election results. This is assuming we don't flip the house post-fraud investigation.

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PatrickDuffyLeg 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ayanna?! πŸ˜‚

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Hunterscrackbaby 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hey man...I can't even keep track of 33 genders....you expect me to remember all these dopes names? lol. The fly said bald! I made the connection!!!

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PatrickDuffyLeg 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK! Only reason I know the name is because I’m in MA.

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Hunterscrackbaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whew lad...as an Oregonian...I feel your pain.

Wanna meet up in TX and shoot guns? lol

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cuntard 1 point ago +1 / -0

is that the bald chick who blinks way too much?

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Smubbs 15 points ago +15 / -0

The one who let Joe/Hunter diddle his daughter?

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PhilipeNegro 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's the junior senator

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Senator Coons, New Hampshire

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commies0ride0free 8 points ago +8 / -0

Idk, the dems are pretty solidly blaming people hating them on progressives, they may try to appear more moderate

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chlofefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

yeah they tried to throw AOC under the bus...and she is mad

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Pdjco658 31 points ago +31 / -0 (edited)

judging from the leaked democrat conference call AOC has little or no support within the party. She's getting slowly pushed out like a pimple

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Farage_massage 20 points ago +20 / -0

She doesn’t have anywhere near a constituency. On their election wrap up call Dems in moderate districts were giving the party hell for mentioning the words β€œprogressive” and β€œSocialism” as they were coming into way harder fights (and some losing) than they should’ve. They need a β€œcentrist” which by Dem standards right now is somewhere around Mao on a good day I know, but I feel like they’ll adopt someone with more youth if not Pelosi.

Schiff would be the funniest shit ever - a man can dream!

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JohnSpartanSAPD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably Steny Hoyer

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Returningtogod 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hate that asshat.

TERM LIMITS PLEASE

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farangbak 116 points ago +116 / -0

She ain't gone yet, don't have a pre-mature elrection like BiDone.

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Yheymos 89 points ago +90 / -1

I know lots of people are joking about the next one being AOC but I just can't see it ever happening in reality. The majority of the House Dems are FURIOUS with the pandering to the Woke Squad and Woke political religion that rioted for 6 months. They view those idiots as the people that lost them the seats to begin with. I just can't see it happening. Which is amazing!

The sooner the Dems and rest of the left wake up and crush those fuckers the better for all of American and Western society.

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RocksCanOnlyWait 22 points ago +22 / -0 (edited)

The sooner the Dems and rest of the left wake up and crush those fuckers the better for all of American and Western society.

I'd prefer the opposite. Let the radical left continue to be their albatross.

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1in1024th 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, honestly it's a win/win.

They double down on failure and continue to lose supporters.... Or they start working with the most centrist GOP president in a century

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Best_Timeline 12 points ago +12 / -0

(R) and (D) are starting to grow a spine and defy their previous allegiances to support a better future. Ideals are starting to lean towards "Enough Bull Shit!". As every good patriotic American should.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

A Democrat schism is guaranteed.

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RahkeemTheMachine 66 points ago +66 / -0

This is actually bad for us. She’s so hatable

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Smubbs 51 points ago +51 / -0

Yeah I agree. EVERYONE hates Pelosi.

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HuggableBear 34 points ago +37 / -3

She's also incompetent. I shudder to think where we would be if the Democrats fielded someone who knew what they were doing.

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RahkeemTheMachine 35 points ago +35 / -0

I’m not sure about that. She’s an evil fucking cunt but she’s politically dangerous, if for no other reason than most of the country are politically illiterate. All she had to do is nothing and people blamed Trump for everything, like the stimulus.

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spez_inthe_turdpond 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, she’s a straight up gangster. Seriously, she’d have you run off the road, then go out for drinks and laughs.

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covfefe_energy 13 points ago +13 / -0

She comes from a mob family. It's no surprise.

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spez_inthe_turdpond 8 points ago +8 / -0

Absolutely.

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Spicy_Jeans 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good morning. Sunday morning

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Emper 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pelosi is far from incompetent she has held the line against Trump as the de facto head of the democratic party for the last 4 years.

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mathteach314159 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they appoint someone that actually works with Trump and the republicans, I wouldn’t mind everyone receiving an upgraded reputation because that would be a good thing for America.

Lets be real though, we can’t count on the 10 returning members of the house that voted no on Nancy last time to do the same this time. Their hate knows no bounds, and maybe they were able to vote no for political reasons knowing she still had the majority she needed.

When does this vote actually happen?

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leroy1 49 points ago +49 / -0

Good bye wicked witch of the west

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debmaxlola47 45 points ago +45 / -0

Are you kidding, I will not have continually look at the drunken bitches face!!

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fac1 32 points ago +32 / -0

Not yet.

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trozz 19 points ago +19 / -0

Praying πŸ™

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67Vert 21 points ago +21 / -0

Confirmed as much as the Presidential election

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anewpatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asking the real questions here! πŸ‘πŸ»

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JuanTitor 36 points ago +36 / -0

I bet you she dies shortly after. It's like when a workaholic retires, the power to trample on our rights is the only thing motivating her to keep going.

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Doth 7 points ago +7 / -0

When she no longer has power-fucking the country in the asshole to keep her busy, she's going to drink until she converts into vapor.

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ReaganRevolution 35 points ago +35 / -0

Don't celebrate just yet. Nancy is one tough/nasty bird.

If true, though, it does add weight to the claims the Dems are realizing just how poorly they did in the election overall when the fraud machine votes are removed from the equation.

"We actually lost by THAT much!? My god, they hate us."

Yes. Yes we do.

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Doth 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's hard to articulate how much we hate them. Poems and epics and sagas will need to be written. Movies. A decade of reflection and then remakes of the movies. For generations we will be telling this story and for generations new details will continue emerging... We'll mark it with a national holiday, and our friends abroad will celebrate it with us.

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Vulkanian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Orange Day.

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Major_Nutt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remakes of the past decades movies without the forced liberal bullshit would be glorious.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

No kidding. We'll have a new renaissance--a proper Roaring 20s!

FYI, the 1920s technically don't begin until 1921, since the first century began on 1 AD. That's just a quibble but in a logical system like calendar dating there are quirks like these!

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punkindrublic 31 points ago +31 / -0

Best thing I've heard all day. I won't have to watch her play with her goddamn dentures anymore

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GeneralVeers 26 points ago +26 / -0

Not yet. First we gotta make sure Trump stays in the White House.

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Doth 11 points ago +12 / -1

EIGHT MORE YEARS

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GeneralVeers 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll see your eight, and raise you another four.

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PatrickDuffyLeg 26 points ago +26 / -0

Good morning. Sunday morning... <clicks dentures>

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Illuminaughtie 25 points ago +25 / -0

PLEASE MAKE THIS REAL

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thekindlyman555 24 points ago +24 / -0

Can someone educate me, as a non-american, how is the Speaker of the House appointed? Because it seems to me like the dems will hold the House but just with a smaller majority, how will she lose her seat?

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EpicTrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

I think there were 10 Democrats who voted against her speakership in 2018. With the smaller majority this go round if they get 10 to vote against her, it may be enough to deny her the speakership. Would be glorious to get a Republican Speaker while Dems still hold the majority. πŸ˜†

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HuggableBear 18 points ago +18 / -0

That won't happen, but the Democrats may have enough infighting to choose someone different.

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chewsoap 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm pretty sure the opposition party normally withholds their vote but if they want to, they could vote to keep her in. Which would be glorious because she's have to stand in front of Trump and drop the gavel when he begins his second term.

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Doth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, fuck--I never thought about that. If a bunch of Republicans voted for Pelosi and negated her party's choice to remove her. LOL.

We don't want that but it would be saltocalypse!

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kingbird 9 points ago +9 / -0

She needs to have 218 (51%) votes of the House of Representative to be the Speaker of the House. It seems the Democrats are barely holding to the majority, she might need all votes of her party to reach to 218. But Not everyone in her party is happy with her, so she might not have all the votes needed.

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540k-Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dems wont have the majority in the House after the frauds are all cleaned up/out. There's like a couple dozen house seats which are really Republican (even pre2018 Dem cheating), but surely now this Republican Landslide.

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what happens if nobody can achieve 218 votes?

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kingbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good question. My guess is that they will form alliances to get the votes similar to the EU or Game of Thrones (LOL).

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

The party that holds the majority in the House elects a leader which is called the Speaker of the House.

The minority party does the same, but without the majority to push legislation is much less powerful. That leader is called the Minority Whip.

What the Twitter post is referencing is Pelosi does not have enough Democratic House Representative's votes to stay in her position.

But those things can change quick smart so I would put about as much faith in this prediction as I did in the election polls.

I wouldn't count that wicked bitch out until she's gone.

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PANTIFA 24 points ago +24 / -0

Our turtle outlasted their wicked witch. It's a good day for America

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spez_inthe_turdpond 18 points ago +18 / -0

Slow and steady outlasts the bitch.

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

A little cocaine under the gums is better than chugging an entire liquor cabinet before 11AM!

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TearofLys 23 points ago +23 / -0

Here's hoping the next speaker is the guy that thinks you can flip over an island with a military base

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Doth 12 points ago +12 / -0

They need to get that state representative that thinks coyotes are stealing human children and bringing them from Mexico!

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Pedeville 2 points ago +3 / -1

AoC?

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even as a Halloween prank, anon!

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way I want Crazie Mazie Hirono!

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SFgayDude4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fuck you Pelosi!

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General_Safety 14 points ago +14 / -0

Please Take your Seats. The Trump Train Is Arriving...

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Doth 6 points ago +6 / -0

This train has no brakes, so you'd best get on at a full run and hope you catch a handhold before it passes the vanishing point. Before we left Reddit, I think this motherfucker was already speeding across the galaxy.

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AintSeenCrazyYet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Preliminary victory, Pedes! Enjoy it, but keep your eyes on the prize. A GOP controlled house and a second Trump term!

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PatriotChang 11 points ago +11 / -0

WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Eat shit treasonous scum!

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arunlima10 10 points ago +10 / -0

How in the fuck is this good news? There is a risk that she will be replaced with someone who is competent. I would rather have the drunken lady as the speaker as she slowly becomes irrelevant as the months go by.

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Doth 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is a non-zero chance we retake a majority in the house, depending on how recounts and DOMINION investigations and Maidengate and dead people voting and other issues play out.

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OutcastSeal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Question is: Who's her replacement?

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

A scarecrow splashed with whiskey and melted ice cream.

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Pedeville 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dont think republicans will vote for Pelosi

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

We shall see!

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luckygirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

You make a great argument on keeping her. Makes sense.

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MAGAMAN300 8 points ago +8 / -0

DING DONG MUTHA FUCKA!! DING DONG!! THE WIICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS FINALLY DEAD!!!!!

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DeplorableLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

SWEET

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck that bitch

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here2red 6 points ago +6 / -0

yeah, but who will be speaker then?

Speaker AOC?

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EpicTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Data Polls aka Peoples_Pundit is really making a name for themselves with this election. Richard and Laura really know how to communicate the complicated process of polling. I wish them continued success.

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Shaffro 4 points ago +4 / -0

It will be certainly a relief not to look at that slurring, drunken bitch, again.

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FastNFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

The next 4 years will be glorious! Hey Nancy will you concede and transition peacefully?

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theneverman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Schiff in?

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aaafirefly123 4 points ago +4 / -0

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codesherpa 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's the Michael Meyers of house speakers. That bitch is going to get up any second now I just know it.

She really messed up on those down-ticket fraud ballots. That's a colossal failure on her part. That type of incompetence is something that could lose you a speakership. She did do a amazing job with the recent Dominion software patches, but now even that success is looking sketchy at best.

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RobertSparks777 4 points ago +4 / -0

Frens. It's the Democrat Party. It could and probably will get worse without Pelosi if you can imagine that.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

With all these software glitches do we know if any of this happened to down ballots as well? At this point i'm curious if the Democrats even managed to keep the house.

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bothloveocean 3 points ago +3 / -0

😍

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ExecuteOrdr66 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can only be so erect, can we stop winning just for a moment? Oh, who am I kidding?!

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AdeptTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope the neo lib cunt, drinks herself to death. Good riddance and a waste of box wine.

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MAGAMAN300 3 points ago +3 / -0

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JD12 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best part is yet to come once they start eating each other in the face of a defeat.

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Eris 3 points ago +3 / -0

I even saw the lefty redditors shit talking her a few weeks ago, only opened up to her corruption because she was refusing the stimulus. Get fucked, you old crooked hag.

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's gone when she's gone, never underestimate Dem trickery.

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DevilsAdvocat3r 3 points ago +3 / -0

SHE DON'T HAVE THE VOTES!!!

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realMeggah 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now who will be my most hated villain?