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CaptainChrisPBacon 127 points ago +127 / -0

We have the best Gays Folks belive me! Scott is so hard MAGA.

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PepesCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

The mask will officially be the new TSA.

You’ll never leave your house again without wearing a mask.

Mask my words.

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PurestEvil 9 points ago +9 / -0

I said it. People love this mask faggotry too much. It will never end. It's like a new fashion trend, and if you don't wear it, not only are lame, but also criminal now.

Oh... I remember... there was something else... some flu or whatever, but who cares about that.

Anyway, wear a mask forever, bigot!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Local news this morning reported the CDC has stated the mask stop the virus, both ways and cloth masks are the best.

If true, I now have CDC backing for not wearing one. I am not scared of getting China flu, in fact I want to be exposed so I can build antibodies.

If you are scared of China flu, you put your mask on. CDC says it stops the virus. Don’t force your beliefs on to my body!

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have the belief that whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.

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zwiebelsaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn right you do.

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esheki808 1 point ago +1 / -0

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