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FredRedd 48 points ago +48 / -0

I'm adding "Presstitutes" to my list of great new words, right after adding "the Leftwaffe"

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undecidedmask 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm going to steal Leftwaffe from you two and not give y'all anything in return. Suck it losers :)

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FredRedd 6 points ago +6 / -0

I live to serve. May we come out of this nightmare with an entire new lexicon!

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GeneralVeers 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Leftwaffe"............

Omigod, that's brutal. :)

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't disparage the awesomeness of the German Luftwaffe by comparing them to Democrats. Those guys were magnificent. Democrats are just slime.

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obamagavemeaphone 30 points ago +30 / -0

He didn't win. And he knows it. They have no footing.

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Mad_Maximo 27 points ago +27 / -0

He's putting a lid on America.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I don't need you to win" Correct, because you'll never win.

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stormcloud 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep -- a vision of what it would be like under this shitbird.

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obamagavemeaphone 17 points ago +17 / -0

(HE WON'T)

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RoarkSmiled 15 points ago +15 / -0

Love when the Left eats itself.

waka waka waka waka...

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knightofday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really though. They’re destroying our country.

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uvontheterrible 10 points ago +10 / -0

The fact that he hid in his basement through most of the campaign season should have tipped them off.

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Mintap 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is the way it should happen. Let Biden pretend to be president and do things like get foreign policy advice from Dick Cheney, deny press access, threaten to shut down businesses and mandate masks for everyone everywhere at all times. Get people to have a lot of voter remorse and then Bam court rule states overturned and Trump wins!

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Tbaron 6 points ago +6 / -0

It'll be like covering Puxatawny Phil on Groundhog Day...every spring the reporters will wait outside the WH bunker and wait to see if Biden pops his head out to issue a proclamation of another "Dark Winter" for another year.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Look out, it's COVID-24"

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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uhh.......taking a wild guess here, but possibly the reason there's no free press access to Biden is because he can't string five words together coherently until after he's had a dose whatever cocktail of psychoactive drugs they loaded him with for the debates.

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Nancy ever mention her proposed changes to the 25th amendment? I'd wager it's about removing the president before inauguration day

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

They may not even bother to change the 25th in order to punt Biden out. Nancy, and her fellow D's, and the fake news media, have already told so many blatant lies to the public face that they might just go "oh, this is what the 25th really means" and roll the dice on whether or not the Supreme Court will go "nope".

(keep in mind that certain people in PA have already openly defied direct orders from the Supreme Court; unless those people get bitch-slapped by the SC, Nancy is likely to get bold)

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americafirst1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are they surprised? Trump gave the press and the people unprecedented access to his administration, while Biden hid in his basement the entire campaign. If Biden became President (which he won't because Donnie doesn't know how to lose), he would never actually speak to the press. All public appearances would be him speaking from a teleprompter, and the only questions he would answer would have been fed to him already...and he would still respond to those with a teleprompter.

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juliushorst 3 points ago +3 / -0

No worries, they'll have Trump back soon enough :)

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Useful idiots.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump babied them.

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Datodd37 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Biden is changing nothing from his campaign. Why didn't Lizza complain about it then?

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

These reporters are fucking morons. They spent 4 years bitching a trump while he had briefings every fucking day, tweets and rallies literally keeping them in business.

Biden was AFK for 80% of his campaign. They would literally be going broke covering the Biden presidency with nothing to say and nothing happening.

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Magus_Strife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course! They have been pumping him full of chems to get him across the finish line. They can't have him giving up the game and showing everyone Kamala is the actual President (in their minds) yet!

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Morokei 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting she refers to Biden as “the candidate.”

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those lucky bastards are gonna be SOFA KING HAPPY when they realize they will get FOUR MOAR YEARS of 24/7 FUCK YOU from GEOTUS!!!

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's cuz he dead and/or a robot now

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not aware of any traditions regarding all illegal and self proclaimed president elect usurper

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TheNewRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because it’s all charade...Biden will be transitioning into an old folks home set aside in gitmo.

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Tcrlaf1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sooooo..... Why would they start doing this now? The press has let him get by without questioning the whole year, why would they expect now to be any different?

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG, even if it was an obvious win for Biden, it would be too fucking early for any of this transition shit at that level.