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PatriotChang 181 points ago +182 / -1

I can only get so erect. Jesus H Christ

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SpeakEasy [S] 134 points ago +135 / -1

You may not want to click on this then...

https://i.maga.host/xyqp4Xv.png

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Mister_Wonderful 107 points ago +107 / -0

Holy shit...I have to admit that I was doubtful that all of this was planned, but it's starting to look like The Donald set them up for the public butt fucking of all time.

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iamkats 68 points ago +68 / -0

Omg this is unreal. It's about to get crazzzzy

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DeusVultPepe 41 points ago +41 / -0

How effin based is that dude?

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Nameless_Mofo 37 points ago +37 / -0

On a scale of 1-10? I would say BRRRRRRRRRRRR

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1A2A 24 points ago +24 / -0

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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-STIMUTAX- 78 points ago +78 / -0

What if I told you he wrote a book....called. I shit you not.

DARK WINTER. https://www.fantasticfiction.com/t/a-j-tata/dark-winter.htm

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mong04 52 points ago +52 / -0

What the fuck?! This is approaching Trump Time Traveler proportions πŸ˜‚

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DisbandTheCIA 34 points ago +34 / -0

Simulation.

I died in that car crash 4 years ago as I should have that’s why my life is going so well but reality got weird.

Edit: stop... upvoting for my sanity thanks πŸ˜‚

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Reizan878 24 points ago +24 / -0

Too many things lining up lmao

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Donny3Terms 24 points ago +24 / -0

what the flippity fu-

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MAGAWookie 20 points ago +20 / -0

W.T.F.

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Walt_Kowalski 19 points ago +19 / -0

Trump is trolling them.

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Texcellent 18 points ago +18 / -0

No actual fucking way. No motherfucking way.

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Emperorvoid 43 points ago +43 / -0

That shit is giving me a MAGA erection.

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WJKovax 32 points ago +32 / -0

This things lasting longer than 4 more years.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lady boners are real!

The little man in the boat stands tall and SALUTES!

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BigMikesD 6 points ago +6 / -0

its Ma'am?

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IntrepidBurger 28 points ago +28 / -0

HOLY FUCK, SOMEBODY CHECK THE BASED DEPARTMENT WE HAVE AN ESCAPEE

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Nameless_Mofo 24 points ago +24 / -0

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THINK I'M IN LOVE

NO HOMO

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DeusVultPepe 25 points ago +25 / -0

Unbelievably based!

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Alois2121 21 points ago +21 / -0

That one downvote lmao fucking loser

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-STIMUTAX- 41 points ago +41 / -0

https://www.fantasticfiction.com/t/a-j-tata/dark-winter.htm

Wait until you see the book he wrote 😁

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smackdownfletch 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is fucking kek level magic here.

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gogueofreeee 23 points ago +23 / -0

I am one of those 2 heads you are talking about. LOL

I had to check. This is great. He also called Obama a terrorist leader for funding ISIS.

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XxZ3AL0TxX 55 points ago +55 / -0

Holy shit.

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gogueofreeee 49 points ago +49 / -0

This erection is gonna last longer than 4 hours, I can already tell.

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Cakes4077 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's going to last at least 4 years.

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gogueofreeee 21 points ago +21 / -0

8 MORE YEARS!

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smackdownfletch 6 points ago +6 / -0

3 SCOOPS

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Emperorvoid 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tippy top Kek!

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MadMaxUSMC 45 points ago +45 / -0

Sounds kind of like the guy James Mattis was pretending to be.

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ChokingOnARedpill 37 points ago +37 / -0

Sticky this.

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UndercoverCentipede 19 points ago +19 / -0

This isn't gonna get a sticky. Trump talking about ballots all the time is big time distraction, the mods are gonna help out in that effort. Behind the scenes, Trump is preparing something else. Some real shit is about to go down, and it's not coming from Rudy Guiliani.

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Phins360_FL 34 points ago +34 / -0

Tony is a tiger.

some ballz are going to get crushed

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Emperorvoid 16 points ago +16 / -0

TONY THE TIGER IS NOW HIS NAME!!! Heeeeeeeeee's GREAT!

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 14 points ago +14 / -0

Food, Water, Ammo.

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NoTimeToBleed 29 points ago +29 / -0

NOW we're talking. This is what I voted for.

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KeklovesVSGEOTUS 29 points ago +29 / -0

Lol nice tweet i think i like this guy already

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BungoBagginz 22 points ago +22 / -0

Brennans Butthole tightened up when he heard this man got promoted. Lololol

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 21 points ago +21 / -0

. . . OR JUST SUCK ON YOUR PISTOL

FUCKING
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G

BASED
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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 16 points ago +16 / -0

oh, shit. fuck.

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Emperorvoid 15 points ago +15 / -0

Does this guy come equipped with a Sledgehammer? DAMN!

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aveydey 15 points ago +15 / -0

Damn that tweet makes me harder than Hunter Biden at a family reunion!

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jnic815 14 points ago +14 / -0

SCORCHED EARTH

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EpsteinPrisonGuard 14 points ago +14 / -0

Holy Fuck!

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NvJohansson 13 points ago +13 / -0

If that was posted today, how fast would it have been taken down and the poster banned for life?

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Emperorvoid 9 points ago +9 / -0

THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!

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DonttrustChina 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump is making damn sure he has the military if things go sideways.

That way, they won't go sideways.

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Dgilles111 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wasnt the time for this like 4 years ago? Why is Wray still there?

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ztrich007 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's like a breath of fresh air after the Obama PC culture

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stonetears4fears 8 points ago +8 / -0

oooo LAWD

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Mischief_Maven 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fucking based, loaded, and blessed.

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nickybops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Extremely based.

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bothloveocean 8 points ago +8 / -0

My main man!

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SJBHamilton 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anthony Tata is a BEAST on the order of GRENNEL.

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gtrman97 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn for a second I thought he was replying that to joe biden.

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Right_of_Sinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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fac1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tata: "Ta ta, Brennan."

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Saigunx 6 points ago +6 / -0

YOOOO THIS MOFO IS A SAVAGE!!!

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impera 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going to investigate crime -> some random guy panics and is in hysterics.

It didn't even take an investigation for the perps to out themselves, haha.

And the patriots also, https://twitter.com/ajtata looks like he is the right man for the right job at the right time.

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Techsan 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are no words to express my pleasure with that response but I’ll try. 6 to midnight.

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UndercoverCentipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like it

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killacommieformommy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finally, someone who speaks my language.

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Porkchop-express 6 points ago +6 / -0

He’s gonna fit right in

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themaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

3.5yrs ago would have been a little better.

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

giddy hehehehehehehehehe

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Bruno 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just keep in mind: the tweet was from 2018.

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montag 4 points ago +4 / -0

β€”SPICYβ€”

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America_No_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never saw this Brennen tweet - wow so obvious - is he that dumb?

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cornpop30303 3 points ago +3 / -0

The next four years with Trump will be like the difference between a cub and a full grown lion. Time to die.

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RepublicRob 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't find this tweet. Can someone link it please?

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