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TDaccount841 55 points ago +56 / -1

Always was

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Bogey 50 points ago +51 / -1

Yup. He allowed it knowing he would let them show themselves.

Mike from Poolhall Junkies: "You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is."

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CSI_Tulsa 18 points ago +19 / -1

Somehow, the lion knows who is leading the hyena pack.

BTW, it is always a female.

Hmmm.

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Sodium_miner 8 points ago +8 / -0

And the females have dicks. To many similarities.

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CSI_Tulsa 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL.

Name something that starts with the letter Z Johnny.

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Sodium_miner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, like a faux dick, a large percentage die during birth because of the narrow birth canal. Either the mother dies, the pups die, or both sometimes.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is."

He Who Greets With Fire.

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldnt have the patience. God bless GEOTUS

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iamherefortheluls 24 points ago +24 / -0

Trump was a relative stranger in government on day 1.

How do you expect a complete outside to dive head first into the swamp and know who to trust.

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T__X 17 points ago +17 / -0

That was the other part of the first 4 years - letting all the masks drop and true colors come out.

Now he knows who to build into his team to git er done.

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Pedeville -1 points ago +1 / -2

Thought he was recruited by military intelligence le Q, wouldnt they know who to trust?

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Methodmapper 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's the closer!

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Thiswillbeintheexam 4 points ago +4 / -0

95% of Washington voted for Biden.

That's the recruitment pool.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +5 / -1

When do you shoot your annoying neighbour? When he steps on your lawn, or when he steps inside your house where you have cameras and matematical laws to prove you were allowed to shoot him?

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CookingWithJack 79 points ago +79 / -0

um hello, based department?

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richmomz 23 points ago +23 / -0

“This is the Secretary of Commie Deportation - how may I help you citizen?”

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Yeah, I ordered a surplus UH-60 Blackhawk from you guys, I think I the sales associate's name was Pablo... Pedro... no no, it was Pepe. Anyway, I just received it today and all of the doors are missing."

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richmomz 14 points ago +14 / -0

“Yes sir - that’s actually a ‘feature’, not a flaw - makes throwing out the commies much more convenient. For an extra $10,000 you can even upgrade to the “Limited” edition which includes a side-mounted commie catapult and extra cupholders. Let Pepe know if you are interested and he’ll draw up the paperwork.”

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Oh, ok. That makes more sense now. As long as the catapult can be configured to launch upward into the rotors, let's add that package."

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Pedeville 3 points ago +4 / -1

Do you want a sun roof without the roof so you can do upside-down deportations as well? It comes free of charge with a go-pro so you can relive your greatest deportations!

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fortisetliber 8 points ago +8 / -0

📞 Accept

📞 Accept

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iamkats 72 points ago +72 / -0

I want to believe some intern showed GEOTUS this tweet and he was like, "hire that man"

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Sixty2ndAssassin 19 points ago +21 / -2

I hope there was a tab bit more vetting in my opinion but I like how you think.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep your enemies close has to play into this.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah like with Bolton

'Behave or I'll listen to Bolton' kek

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 2 points ago +2 / -0

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the Bolton again

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Pedeville 2 points ago +3 / -1

Seen the scene but not the movie, whats the deal with the lotion? Why does the woman have the lotion? Whats going on????

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Chaylar 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's part of the Resumè process

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Banick088 45 points ago +47 / -2

There is no way this is true.....

This guy is in the pentagon and is saying this?

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Banick088 52 points ago +53 / -1

This is amazing, holy shit this is really happening

I’ll be loading my armor piercing tonight

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yup. Game on....

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Isolated_Patriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

That is an amazing resume, I never thought I would say this, but thanks for the endorsement politico!

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KS-76- 7 points ago +7 / -0

They did our vetting for us.

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MooseKnukl3 13 points ago +13 / -0

Where did you read this?

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kekkk 19 points ago +19 / -0

HOT DAMN BOYS ITS REALLY HEATIN' UP!!!!!!!!!

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RussianAgent13 19 points ago +19 / -0

:O

I wouldn't be surprised if Alex Jones is the next appointment.

Let's GO!!!

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wish there was a way to get General Flynn back in.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know but I want to see my fellow Rhode Islander get his revenge too.

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RussianAgent13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just pardon him.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is a complete disgrace, it's disgusting that leftists still want to punish the man after all of the exculpatory evidence has come to light.

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SproutGod1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alex Jones should be head of the HHS since he has experience in improving the health of millions with Super Male Vitality.

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KS-76- 4 points ago +4 / -0

2nd Amendment Czar.

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RussianAgent13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Office located at 1776 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +2 / -1

"It is absolutely ridiculous that you are a nominee for any job that involves defense or intelligence. Luckily you won't be there for very long. My advice is that you don't do/say anything this stupid again in order to have ANY hope for a career afterward."

Dudnt age well lol, my advice is to keep posting and he'll be president

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permissible_missile 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at the date

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sully 44 points ago +44 / -0

Well, I'm sold. Lol

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had to double check and pinch myself. It's real.

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Trumpology 40 points ago +40 / -0

You guys realize what’s happening right?

Trump is quite literally gearing up for war.

When he starts to make arrests of high up politicians from the Democratic Party, the media and left are going to CRY out that Trump is imprisoning his political opponents and that he’s becoming the fascist dictator they always said he would become. That’s going to incite LOTS of violence, and he needs people who don’t take shit and love this country to help put those groups out.

Shit is about to get real. The writing is on the wall.

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arkylady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think what you want about the whole Qanon thing, but it sure as hell did get a lot of normies plugged into how deep the swamp really is and reading/watching alternative media. The normies aren't nearly as in the dark as they would have been without Qanon.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost all the trigger-pullers and dirt-movers in the military wouldn't hesitate to put millions of leftists into mass graves.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that constitutes as dictatorial then I welcome our new dictator overlord orange man.

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-STIMUTAX- 32 points ago +32 / -0

He is a writer too. https://www.fantasticfiction.com/t/a-j-tata/dark-winter.htm DARK WINTER! Meme magic is real

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IHeartMyDoggy 22 points ago +22 / -0

I don’t even know what dimension I am in any more. This is so freaky!

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Isolated_Patriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Holy keking hell. Today has to be a dream. There can't be this much winning in a single day....

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Cacciali_Via 15 points ago +15 / -0

Didn't Biden say it was going to be a dark winter?

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-STIMUTAX- 8 points ago +8 / -0

He did indeed.

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AynRand 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unreal.. i am positive time travel is involved..

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GreatBambino 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy Shit. Praise KEK. No way all of these things are a coincidence.

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Cyber1776 26 points ago +26 / -0

John Brennan is a commie. And Im not saying that in the bullshit right wing name calling way, Im saying that he himself admitted to supporting the CPUSA

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1776-or-1984 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hes a commie, and allegedly a Mussie

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ChilledCovfefe 23 points ago +24 / -1

Where was this 2 years ago sheesh

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +7 / -1

We're only at halftime pede. Second half is gonna be epic

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LiveFree2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Awesome!

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Based_in_Space 21 points ago +21 / -0

holee fuck!

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8bit_mixtape 20 points ago +20 / -0

Is this a real tweet?

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Sixty2ndAssassin 15 points ago +15 / -0

From 2018, but yes.

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forindooruseonly 13 points ago +13 / -0

That makes it even better. Guy clearly hated brennan back then, its not like he is a johnny-come-lately to the trump train.

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Heli_Rides4_Commies 18 points ago +18 / -0

HAHA, I like this guy. Man, I wish he had him in this position earlier.

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fasterth [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I believe the reason he didn't is because if he cleaned the commies they would call him a dictator for "locking his political opponents" and possibly hurting his 2020 chances.

To me this shows Trump already knows he won, he's not worried about re-election anymore (like we are), now he's gloves off getting ready to clean the country.

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richgoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

taking the gloves off and getting dirty is the only way yo overcome the fraud and false narrative

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aaafirefly123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brennan and Comey swaying from a tree!

H-A-N-G-I-N-G

First comes trial, then comes arrest Then comes conviction and being put to rest.

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deplorable-sc 15 points ago +15 / -0

NC school system did this man, Tony Tata a great disservice. Wake County school board flipped Democrat and Tata was pushed out.

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SarahCartersPuppies 10 points ago +10 / -0

whats the sauce about this dark winter stuff?

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Pedeville 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or he prophezised that he would get fucked by the dark winter?

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kekkk 13 points ago +13 / -0

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Trumpman1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn! Gonna be the Shock & Awe show for Christmas. Trump on steroids.

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SBOJ_JOBS 11 points ago +11 / -0

He had me at "firing squad".

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incogneato 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've noticed that they all do that. It's deliberate.

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workingman 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a term of art. When they say democracy they mean the status quo.

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theeyeshaveit 10 points ago +10 / -0

YES, YES YES!!!!

I feel like Meg Ryan in that restaurant scene.
(I'm a Lady Pede)

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20MagnusKonrad20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy shit!

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Bogey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Traitors shouldn't get to choose their death.

The choice of execution is reserved for men of honor. To show that even though they must pay a penalty, they're allowed to meet it dignified and on their terms. Traitors don't get that. They get turned to rotten meat.

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richgoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

idk, generally I agree with your take, but I like the choices Tata gave fuckface on this one

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AnointedVisions 7 points ago +7 / -0

More of this please

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E-dantes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone please tell me this is legit!?!?!?

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E-dantes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean his appointment to undersecratay of defense? Or whatever position....?

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek. Now maybe some commies will get the attention they need.

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richmomz 5 points ago +5 / -0

100%. He knows commie scum when he sees one.

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E-dantes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this Rocky vs. Drago part 2?

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 5 points ago +5 / -0

TONY TATA BIG DICK TONY TATA.

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AdeptTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

No quarter, let God sort them out. Better dead than red.

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WhiteTrashJesus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Offering a life sentence as an option isn’t hardcore enough

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MrOrangeHorseman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit, this man is based.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 4 points ago +4 / -0

You could at least post the link to the tweet as well.

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coderdude6598 4 points ago +4 / -0

F yeah! Somebody with some balls. Take down these arrogant pricks who think the law doesn’t apply to them. And somebody file anonymous FBI report on Brennan against Trump.

If the victim is a federal employee, intimidation in connection with all elections is prohibited (18 U.S.C. § 610).

https://www.justice.gov/usao-nh/pr/federal-election-fraud-fact-sheet

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Myzlplix 3 points ago +3 / -0

WOOOOOO!! That is some motherfucking high energy!! Jumped out of my chair fully charged when I read that!!

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me-no-likely 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is gonna be the trustworthy guy to get into intelligence logs on programs like HAMMER and SCORECARD.
Just a guess

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

You gotta go at night and use a flashlight if you're hunting Swamp Things.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

HE HAVE HUGE TATAS!!!

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we get some laser eye portraits asap

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Sodium_miner 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the way.

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking based

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rplgn 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a flesh hound! I hope that Trump get's these people tamed if we win so hard that no Dem will be raising a fist in 2021.

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Kingfrog54 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can one man be so based.

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richgoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

yo Tata od'd on Viagra or what?

that is the the rhetoric of a man who's dick is hard as ICE

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

setting up the cabinet positions for Noem/Jr in 2024

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would rip and tear through hundreds of thousands of leftists on Trump's orders.