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Badstate 180 points ago +180 / -0

He always does. he always wins.

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jafit 76 points ago +76 / -0

He's a time traveller.

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rebuildingMyself 62 points ago +62 / -0

Barron keeps him updated on tomorrow's news.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 23 points ago +23 / -0

In between training the White House raccoons to attack cuck reporters

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LittleRedRidingPills 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd pay SO much money to see that. lol

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DelrayFitness 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why he’s “The Expert”

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TimeTravelTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s entirely possible...

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any day now I'm expecting him to come out with some fancy gadget on his head and announces time travel abilities, then I'll blink and the whole world will be completely fixed(and the fight would move to who we thank for fixing it all, because it couldn't have been orange man)

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tragician 23 points ago +23 / -0

He said he caught them all the fake news everyone a few weeks ago in a press statement.

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tragician 6 points ago +6 / -0

No it was one of those quick briefings where he stopped to talk

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Marine Force One big dick press beating

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna need a link on that one, I missed it

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GodDamnedEngineer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes he does. Its 4-D chess. He hung his queen, and told them not take it. Like children they lurched forward captured the queen and rubbed it in his face "HAHA I GOT YOUR QUEEN, SALTY TEARS!"

Then bam, its checkmate in 3, no queen needed.