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IncredibleMrE1 35 points ago +36 / -1

"He's gonna fire me, Mitch. You better not allow a patriot to replace me, or everyone's gonna find out about your dealing with China."

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Sf_2468 9 points ago +10 / -1

👆🏼This exactly!

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TedCruzAteABoogaloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mitch's head emerges from his shell. Nose completely covered in the purest cocaine.

"I already negotiated my pardon deal, bitch."