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saintitchief 285 points ago +288 / -3

LMFAOOOO FUCK TWATTER!!!

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Cakes4077 89 points ago +89 / -0

That would be the ultimate mic drop if Trump tweeted that when it happens.

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esheki808 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone send him or his sons the idea! 🤣

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ks212 -9 points ago +5 / -14

This is literally what I am praying for. Even if Trump has to leave in Jan, he can do that NOW in the 72 or so days he has left.

Not just to Twatter too, Fagbook too deserves to burn.

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ks212 9 points ago +10 / -1

Of course he isn't. I just want to know why he doesn't fuck over Twatter/Fagbook RIGHT NOW coz they're clearly attacking him.

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murdockberk 5 points ago +7 / -2

Patience, gotta let them fall all the way in the trap first

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WhoMurderedSethRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen

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Stylishman 0 points ago +2 / -2

EVEN IF HE SOMEHOW DOESNT, ITS NOT OVER. WE CAN STILL FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS. WE JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE re FORTITUDE

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ks212 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, true, gotta give em enough rope to hang themselves even further.

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Histrionic_Answer 87 points ago +87 / -0

Don't trust a "platform" that is being lead by someone who looks like a homeless jihadist.

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GoldwaterVoter 18 points ago +18 / -0

BIG :)

REALLY BIG!!

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Stylishman 10 points ago +10 / -0

YUGE!

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JollyPop 6 points ago +6 / -0

BEST ANSWER EVER😂

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bobdole776 41 points ago +41 / -0

Jack Dorsey is a massive faggot and I wish him and his butt buddy spez would just fuck off.

Yea I know Zuck fuck is bad and all, but Dorsey and spez are way more of an issue anymore...

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mothrasvineyard 22 points ago +22 / -0

i would’ve said the same thing until i heard bannon talking about all of the cash zuck has infused into these districts that are currently shenanigan central

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

The googlefag is Shemp

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jubale 6 points ago +6 / -0

This claim about social media CEO character is disputed.

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BigMikesBlackCock 5 points ago +6 / -1

Jack dorsey should be hanged for treason

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SmokeyMeadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jam all the luminaries of Big Tech into a weighted shipping container and drop it over the Marianas trench.

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ks212 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kike Dorsey already said he was going to ban Trump from Twatter when he's no longer prez... I have no idea why Trump doesn't literally just attack Twatter NOW before he gets banned.

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ChelseaHubbell 19 points ago +19 / -0

If I commit murder and dispute it will social media label every post made about my killing "disputed"?

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Sting 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you kill conservatives - yes.

I have no idea why these traitors haven’t been crushed yet. None of this makes sense. I’m tired of hearing about patience and setting traps and giving them enough rope. For all the “traps” we’ve been told to be patient for, none of them have ever been sprung.

Enough of our enemies freely attacking us. Enough.

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Davito2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lads, let us not forget that this is unconventional warfare: there are no battle lines. Use their own platform against them! Make them work for it!

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 31 points ago +31 / -0

YAAAAAAAAAY!

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T-1000 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sweet 'Black Sails' reference.

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Casey Kasem voice and up next on WTDW we have a special request to Jack, from the Pedes fighting the meme war over at TheDonald.win. Keep kicking the Commie ass boys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj1muqpEDQI

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am Jack’s shrunken scrotum.

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diCenturion 85 points ago +86 / -1

Jack Dorsey is a lying sack of shit. CHANGE MY MIND.

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nukiebear 49 points ago +49 / -0

! This claim that the shit was contained in a sack is disputed.

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol. oh stop.

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Psyentist20 2 points ago +2 / -0

! this claim is known to be mostly completely, almost absolutely false .

Jack Dorsey was found to be a talking barrel full of fecal matter

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disputed!

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But I'll allow it. Just once though.

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ks212 1 point ago +1 / -0

! This claim that the shit was a lie is disputed.

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ChrisSuperDude 14 points ago +14 / -0

Snopes rates this statement mostly falste: Jack Dorsey is a Satanist, he is a cannibal, and he is a Communist. However Jack Dorsey is attracted to boys who are 14 therefore he is an Ephebophile and not a pedophile. Snopes rates this claim: Mostly False.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a lying pony faced soldier!

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Trump-For-Life 23 points ago +23 / -0

I mean, hiding Hunter's laptop just led to the Streisand effect. You think they'd learn, but that would involve them being human. If they were, they'd know better than to vote for Biden though, so...

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darkhorsereddit3 20 points ago +20 / -0

You’d be surprised how many conservatives don’t know about the laptop. The extent of the debauchery.

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BidenMumbling 13 points ago +13 / -0

When all this evidence started unfolding and all of these different individuals started coming forward, they were suppressing their speech HARD. I was shocked when I saw them suppressing Philly GOP. I could not believe my eyes. I was like, "is this seriously my reality!?" I never imagined that I'd live through some kind of authoritarian/technocratic reality. Not here, not in my good ol' US Of A.

It seems like Twatter has either chilled out with the suppression, or they can't keep up with the sheer volume of people coming forward and retwatting. I still see those little suppression notices, but not as often.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 54 points ago +55 / -1

Shit is dank

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economy_voter 45 points ago +46 / -1

"I didn't do it."

Joe Biden in a month or two.

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Dravous 17 points ago +18 / -1

in fairness he probably didn't. man doesn't even know where he is half the time, the idea that he's the one who pulled this is highly unlikely.

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NoatakTheWiser 11 points ago +11 / -0

No he's as complicit as all of them as evidenced with him pulling his shit on General Flynn. He's a fucking fraud that conspired along with all these traitors, and having dementia doesn't change that.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’s a corrupt pedophile. He’s been corrupt and dirty for 40 years. He definitely fucking knew.

Just because he’s half senile now doesn’t mean he’s not a bar person.

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jsmith81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Umm, as a liberal, I'd like to let you know that was you just said is highly discriminatory. "Pedophile" is an outdated & derogatory term. Joe Biden is pedosexual, it's a sexual orientation supported by the LGBTQP movement.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 0 points ago +1 / -1

How many lashes do I get??

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jsmith81 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. In other words, 1 for each gender.
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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 0 points ago +1 / -1

Seems fair. Deserved.

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economy_voter 7 points ago +8 / -1

Of course not. He's as puppet as puppet gets.

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Bigpandas1 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I'm too stupid to be involved with trickery this deep. You know it. I know it. Come on man, everyone knows it"

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ks212 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I didn't do it"

Joe and Hunter pleading not guilty to being pedophiles.

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AtticusDenzil 2 points ago +2 / -0

when he finally gets a kick and realizes he is out, he will state that he will step down due to possible election fraud that has unfairly favored him

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Chad_Dudebroski 44 points ago +44 / -0

I really can't wait to see him getting dragged out of his office by his al baghdadi beard on his way to Gitmo for conspiracy to overthrow the legitimate government of the United States

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sun_wolf 6 points ago +7 / -1

As a trap, this was brilliant, because now the Democrat coup is no longer theoretical or metaphoric or symbolic or in any way under question. It’s the literal legal definition of a coup. The Democrats have lost their ability to hide behind their bullshit weasel subjective perceptions. “Oh we had to wiretap Trump Tower cuz maybe there was a Russian staying there. It was an honest mistake!” Now they are fucked. There is no, “We had to rig the vote because too many Americans voted for Orange Man Bad! We had to rig the vote to preserve democracy!”

They are fucked.

The other beautiful thing about this trap is we don’t have the problem that the Biden Laptop had, where sharing the evidence of the Biden incest and pedophilia required us to break the law by possessing something so illegal and disgusting. I told a few people I know about it - people who already opposed Biden - but it was difficult to introduce any of that to normies. I mean you start going into detail about Biden pedophilia and child porn videos and normies don’t want to hear it.

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Anon1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's brilliant!

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TheNewRepublic 29 points ago +30 / -1

Drumpf is finished 2.0

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leakmouth 12 points ago +12 / -0

More like 200.0

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GreenPrivilegedFren 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'm excited for when The Don gets his second term soon and the media will be exposed for providing inaccurate coverage and Twitter will be exposed for trying to cover up for the dems.

Many new frens inbound.

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ks212 5 points ago +5 / -0

The lamestream media have really overplayed their final card this time. They've overplayed so hard by being so blatantly biased and onesided that they no longer have any claim to neutrality.

They have to know that they're well and truly fucked if Trump gets in, hence why they're so desperate to try to make sure he doesn't. Them, and big tech are all completely fucked this time for real.

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Eyedaed 20 points ago +20 / -0

Rubs face.... THE MEMES

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leakmouth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Got any more? Yo, I need a fix!

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Eyedaed 5 points ago +5 / -0

KeK be with you.

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BeefChucker 19 points ago +19 / -0

I basically read it as truth flag.

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HHornblower 10 points ago +10 / -0

Absolutely. Wherever you see it just know that what is above it is true.

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Orange_hamster 19 points ago +20 / -1

It's almost a badge of honor at this point

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only the cool kids get censored.

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Metapod 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fuck Jack

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um_ya 12 points ago +12 / -0

THINGS ARE HEATING UP BOYS

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NotSorryLuvTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is why we can't just jump to Parler. Besides the fact that I don't trust when a bunch of R's are saying "we should all leave!", there's NO GOOD taking the fight to an echochamber.

We leave twatter when Trump tells us to leave or when 230 changes destroy the platform.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard someone say that links to this site are banned on Parler but it may have been shills trying to undermine the site.

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BigPanda71 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were at one point. Supposedly this site was caught in Parker’s spam filter and the problem was fixed.

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Porkbut 8 points ago +8 / -0

Excellent

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GalaxyDelta9 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like we give a flying pepe

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve been trying procure a flying pepe for 4 years. Very rare indeed

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ks212 2 points ago +2 / -0

All you need to do is floor it through a ri--... I mean peaceful protest. Lots of flying pepes then.

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Trump-For-Life 8 points ago +8 / -0

"This claim about election fraud is disputed" is my favorite meme! Play it again!!!

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TotalSchism 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jack Dorsey is a terrorist.

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Strike_Eagle784 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL FUCK JACK DORSEY AND HIS JIHADI BEARD!

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Snipthetipandsip 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amazing.

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Str16x 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jack Dorsey is a cuck and probably buys wayfair cabinets, change my mind

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

After Trump wins re-election...

"Trump Tweet: Still your president for four more years!"

"( ! ) This tweet contains offensive and inaccurate material. See our guide on how to overthrow governments."

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Anon1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps he is already there!

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting.

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

😄😄😄😄

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filament 4 points ago +4 / -0

TWATTER SUCKS

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boony_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

nah, i just made twatter and parler today to run ops. fuck em.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 3 points ago +3 / -0

All the fucking money in the world and at the end of the day you have to look in the mirror and you're still Jack Dorsey

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magadds 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. Also 1,000 upvotes in 10 minutes... damn we’re fuckin lit up here!!

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Mr_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Parler users: is this some sort of censored joke I’m too free to understand?

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jack Dorsey goes to bed at night knowing that somehow, somewhere there is some intellectual retard who will dispute clear evidence and facts.

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

HANDCUFFS NOQ

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oorahcreamedcorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

this one got a good laugh out of me haha

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circusmonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA!

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YeDragonEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone plz make a compilation of all banners such as these across Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, and all other platforms. Would make for some spicy memes!

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Facebooks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey MODS unban the TWITTER parody account lawd bring me back already.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jack is a synonym for Twat

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steeldrivnman 2 points ago +2 / -0

The “Disputed” wall on twitter is amazing. I view and like the blocked tweets at a 3/1 ratio. The only purpose of the wall is to highlight the good tweets.

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Pilotaaron1 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a dedicated thread of screenshots of funny tweets that set this off.

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuuuuuuuck you!

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zero electoral graphics on any MSM. Maybe this is why? https://twitter.com/re5iGam/status/1326320786060308480/photo/2

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ks212 1 point ago +1 / -0

This fraud about election claim is disputed.