Today on Covfefe News Network, we're live to Denmark, where we're tuning in the the finishing of negotiations between Denmark and the US over the purchase of Greenland.
I say let it die. If Trump purchases it, in 10-20 years he'll pass it down to the kids and if Jared and Ivanka get it its back to being a shitty liberal outlet. Just let it die. Its tainted already.
We should crowd fund and buy it, and turn it into Pepe News Network and fire every motherfucker working there. Hire only reporters who will wear pepe masks.
if he did, there should be no severance packages - just hand them notices that they are the subject of interest in federal criminal investigations and not to attempt to leave the country on pain of being arrested
Jesus, after deciding I wanted Greenland, I thought there was nothing I could want more.
Now I want this more.
I thought I would be tired of winning
Today on Covfefe News Network, we're live to Denmark, where we're tuning in the the finishing of negotiations between Denmark and the US over the purchase of Greenland.
Just to be clear, they’re coming here to sell to us, we aren’t going there to buy from them.
Trump buying CNN would be a really wild ride for future historians digging through forum archives.
FUCK CNN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE - 2020
CNN IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! - 2021
Vince McMahon strut down to the podium.
and they're not allowed to hang up
and they have to take those calls while at their new studio in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska.
Covfefe News Network
"Covfefe hour with your favorite president" occurs on Mondays from 7-9 AM
Now that would be genuinely funny! Maybe a 24 hr waterboarding telethon for every treasonous statement made in the past year.
Just to see all the CNN anchors at the boardroom table as he points to each and says 'You're fired'
Fire everyone but keep some losers like Fredo Cuomo and Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon and make them report positively on Trump all day every day.
I think we could do an entire season of different humiliation sketches
Would be cool if he had a news network, but pretty sure it wouldn't be legal until 2025 when he leaves office
Cuz Democrats follow rules? Let GEOTUS MAGA
I’d pledge $5,000 if I could get to fire one of them myself 👌
Edit: he could make it an auction! Bring talking heads up on stage, highest bidder gets the honor of doing the firing!
https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EgkYwq/has-anyone-else-had-personal-tex/ This is becoming more clear now. ATT up in personal texts.
I love the telethon idea. Include drunk tanks and Nickelodeon slime
A ratings bonanza!
Paging jack bauer to host the event
2025 gonna be crazy.
I say let it die. If Trump purchases it, in 10-20 years he'll pass it down to the kids and if Jared and Ivanka get it its back to being a shitty liberal outlet. Just let it die. Its tainted already.
TNN Make it soo!!!
Or let CNN rot and force at&t to shut it down
Maybe he could buy it and shit it down entirely.
Fuck, we could provide 24 hour a day content, no problem.
President Trump should buy the network and turn it into the Gorilla Channel.
That telethon would clear the national debt and get Bernie another cottage.
The America First Network
Nah just let it go bankrupt. Fuck CNN. If trump wanted to create a news network he could do it himself
This is brilliant! Maybe he could put Alex Jones in charge of their news division. LOL.
Imagine "TNN" to replace CNN!
A telethon of Trump firing people at the Communist News Network one by one would be better than a Christmas present.
We got bigger fish to fry right now
We should crowd fund and buy it, and turn it into Pepe News Network and fire every motherfucker working there. Hire only reporters who will wear pepe masks.
fuck that, let it burn
We should buy it. Make it The Donald Channel. Commercials for My Pillow.
And instead of a Covid counter, we can have a “Pelosi drink” counter.
I would pay serious money to watch Jimmy Acosta cry on national television. What a great idea.
I like the sound of this
He should buy it and turn it into TNN - Trump News Network.
Then bring over Tucker and everyone else who has ever been banned.
if he did, there should be no severance packages - just hand them notices that they are the subject of interest in federal criminal investigations and not to attempt to leave the country on pain of being arrested
-Rename to ANN (America News Network)
-Gut majority of workforce.
-Gut activists like Lemonhead, fredo, blitzer, and all the rest.
-Hire digital warriors and autists (td dot faggots and /pol/tards.
-Hire James O'Keefe and integrate Project Veritas network.
-Break breaking and accurate news long before the rest.
-Watch weaponized autism become the highest rated source of news.
It would be their highest ratings ever!
'Every 1000$ I fire one person at CNN'