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r_u_srs_srsly 39 points ago +39 / -0

Jesus, after deciding I wanted Greenland, I thought there was nothing I could want more.

Now I want this more.

I thought I would be tired of winning

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Lurkers4Trump 23 points ago +23 / -0

Today on Covfefe News Network, we're live to Denmark, where we're tuning in the the finishing of negotiations between Denmark and the US over the purchase of Greenland.

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SkitShowPhrenia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just to be clear, they’re coming here to sell to us, we aren’t going there to buy from them.

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SneakyDD 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trump buying CNN would be a really wild ride for future historians digging through forum archives.

FUCK CNN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE - 2020

CNN IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! - 2021

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Sixty2ndAssassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vince McMahon strut down to the podium.

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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jennyfrutex 14 points ago +14 / -0

and they're not allowed to hang up

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hotdogsforsale 11 points ago +11 / -0

and they have to take those calls while at their new studio in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska.

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Brandon33 13 points ago +13 / -0

Covfefe News Network

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Covfefe hour with your favorite president" occurs on Mondays from 7-9 AM

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Haji_Hunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now that would be genuinely funny! Maybe a 24 hr waterboarding telethon for every treasonous statement made in the past year.

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Gatsby2x4 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just to see all the CNN anchors at the boardroom table as he points to each and says 'You're fired'

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aveydey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fire everyone but keep some losers like Fredo Cuomo and Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon and make them report positively on Trump all day every day.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we could do an entire season of different humiliation sketches

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testingonetwothree 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would be cool if he had a news network, but pretty sure it wouldn't be legal until 2025 when he leaves office

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuz Democrats follow rules? Let GEOTUS MAGA

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SickIcarus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d pledge $5,000 if I could get to fire one of them myself 👌

Edit: he could make it an auction! Bring talking heads up on stage, highest bidder gets the honor of doing the firing!

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AnthraciteCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EgkYwq/has-anyone-else-had-personal-tex/ This is becoming more clear now. ATT up in personal texts.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the telethon idea. Include drunk tanks and Nickelodeon slime

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DataDonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

A ratings bonanza!

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NoMoJoe2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paging jack bauer to host the event

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havemydata 1 point ago +1 / -0

2025 gonna be crazy.

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deathcat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I say let it die. If Trump purchases it, in 10-20 years he'll pass it down to the kids and if Jared and Ivanka get it its back to being a shitty liberal outlet. Just let it die. Its tainted already.

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r0nin 1 point ago +1 / -0

TNN Make it soo!!!

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ShakeNBake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or let CNN rot and force at&t to shut it down

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The_Him 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he could buy it and shit it down entirely.

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ronaldcamillo123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck, we could provide 24 hour a day content, no problem.

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RussianBot_23198a 1 point ago +1 / -0

President Trump should buy the network and turn it into the Gorilla Channel.

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Rererefreshing 1 point ago +1 / -0

That telethon would clear the national debt and get Bernie another cottage.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 1 point ago +1 / -0

The America First Network

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darkliz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah just let it go bankrupt. Fuck CNN. If trump wanted to create a news network he could do it himself

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SevenThunders 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is brilliant! Maybe he could put Alex Jones in charge of their news division. LOL.

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AdamBomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine "TNN" to replace CNN!

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Hurricane 1 point ago +1 / -0

A telethon of Trump firing people at the Communist News Network one by one would be better than a Christmas present.

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Oda_nicullah 1 point ago +1 / -0

We got bigger fish to fry right now

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GravityBounce1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should crowd fund and buy it, and turn it into Pepe News Network and fire every motherfucker working there. Hire only reporters who will wear pepe masks.

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rastren 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuck that, let it burn

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NYC_4_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should buy it. Make it The Donald Channel. Commercials for My Pillow.

And instead of a Covid counter, we can have a “Pelosi drink” counter.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would pay serious money to watch Jimmy Acosta cry on national television. What a great idea.

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Mediaqueen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the sound of this

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Monny 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should buy it and turn it into TNN - Trump News Network.

Then bring over Tucker and everyone else who has ever been banned.

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christosgnosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

if he did, there should be no severance packages - just hand them notices that they are the subject of interest in federal criminal investigations and not to attempt to leave the country on pain of being arrested

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • Buy CNN.

-Rename to ANN (America News Network)

-Gut majority of workforce.

-Gut activists like Lemonhead, fredo, blitzer, and all the rest.

-Hire digital warriors and autists (td dot faggots and /pol/tards.

-Hire James O'Keefe and integrate Project Veritas network.

-Break breaking and accurate news long before the rest.

-Watch weaponized autism become the highest rated source of news.

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SickIcarus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be their highest ratings ever!

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Pedeville 0 points ago +1 / -1

'Every 1000$ I fire one person at CNN'