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DelrayFitness 65 points ago +65 / -0

“We have investigated ourselves thoroughly and find no wrongdoing whatsoever! In fact, we found out we’re doing so good at our jobs, our analysis concludes we deserve a raise!”

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Sweitzenhammer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Said NY Governor Cuomo, referring to his handling of the pandemic.

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Apersonofinterest [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

The fucking balls on that guy to write a book about what a great job he did when he knows damn well he’s responsible for the deaths of thousands of grammas, grampas, mothers, fathers, aunts and uncles.

If I made a mistake like that, I would resign and work every day of my life to make it up to those families.

But then, I would have never sent them there in the first place because that’s obviously a stupid thing to do.

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MisterClinton 3 points ago +3 / -0

… while VIGOROUSLY rubbing his pierced titties

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

"we haven't seen any fraud, everything went smooth"

"Did you look?"

"No, why would we?"

It's your fucking job to look into this stuff if there are claims of fraud, cover the stories, interview the people that submitted affidavits, interview poll workers in question, see why they did what might be fraud.

The media is indeed lazy. They want to only look at their phone and report what someone said on twitter.