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muslimporn 116 points ago +120 / -4

If you know they're going to swing back...

Personally I've been making all kinds of spikes that I can just raise and they will impale themselves upon.

Look at Rittenhouse. They all jumped out of the plane and sky dived one his gun.

All I need is a sword. I don't need to be a swordsman.

I just need to hold it out and they'll fall on it like lemmings. They skewer themselves so all we need is an endless supply of skewers to meet their endless supply of jumpers, fallers, whatevers.

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thunderpussy 61 points ago +61 / -0

They're not the brightest crayon in the box, that much is certain.

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muslimporn 33 points ago +33 / -0

They shit crayons.

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ChewyBass 9 points ago +9 / -0

More like tide pods.