Uhhhh... Did we all just get jobs at the Pentagon?? Reporting for duty, Sir!
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Why? You don't like the veggie omelette AKA the vomellete?
soy levels must be reduced!
Reporting for duty: All rejected SJW idea submissions simply reply: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
So glad they got rid of that one
Do you at least still get the packet of skittles with the omelette?
Mike Obama wants you eating very large eggplants
Oh fuck yes!
I think picking random people on this board would be better than some of Trumps picks in his first term. At least we’re all maga and not swamp creatures with ulterior motives.
He should find out who the mods for TD are and higher them. They know all about booting shills!
Maybe he did, we'll never know.
That would be great for him and the country but what would become of this site?
Perhaps that was part of his play - to root out the swamp creatures.
True and he probably based his picks on info we’re not privy to. Some could just be straight up distractions like the mooch
Yup. Very stable genius.
I missed the memo, what’s wrong with Sriracha?
wait why do they hate tabasco so much? civilian here
Just for shits, I tried to look that up to see what you chose to put.
It doesn't exist, the closest is just Article 6 itself which is about Judge Advocates and legal officers assignments etc.
I missed the little bottles. I used to drink them to help stay awake in MCT lol
Ranger eyedrops for 36+ hour raids.
How the fuck did you guys ever get it out of that tiny ass bottle?
Tyra Banks?
The bottle is screaming!
No food is bad if you can't taste it
Gimme more skittles!
Sir, I have the runs!
Eat an MRE and stop goldbricking
Motrin and water!
I never pranked enlisted, but my baby brother runs his contracting outfit and sent an apprentice to go find powdered water. Kid tore apart the supply shed, freaking out looking for it because he didn't want to disappoint the boss. Meanwhile, lil bro and his construction capos were rolling in the office trailer
We always ask boots to go find batteries for the chem lights.
Hunter prefers M&Ms
Minors and miscreants?
Hunter created dick flavored M&Ms
Double production of #10 please, Chile & Mac
Maybe I missed something... but doesn't every president try to have loyalists around them. President Trump had a huge disadvantage of not being a creature of the swamp, so he didn't know who was loyal. Looks like he is figuring it out.
lighten up we are the loyalists he speaks of LOL
Trump's major impediment is having to trust the GOP so we get this constant stream of swampies into the cabinet and undersecretary positions.
REEEEE TRUMP ISN'T SURROUNDING HIMSELF WITH TRAITORS AGAIN!!!
Literally what they're complaining about. Fake news is so obnoxiously dumb.
He gave them all a chance. Second term - No mercy.
Orange Man Bad, so him having people that don't undermine his every step is bad, mmkay?
I could use a change of scenery.
Dude, you do not want to work in DC and you sure as shit don't wanna work at the Pentagon
Ya know, I never really was one of the guys who dealt with the nerves with fidgety, or bad jokes. I just kinda always went blank. But the first time I walked those halls I felt a cold sweat. Can't explain it, but the place always felt off.
Biden is China.
If Trump has to go there. He has to go there.
Im just a dumb dad, husband, veteran. But at this point we need to burn down the bureaucracies and the traitor dems, at every level. To want to eliminate the Bill of Rights is treason.
What? You don't want your neighbors arrested for "hate speech" because they said it wasn't right for companies to discriminate against white people? What are you, racist?
thanks for your service
Its an honor to serve.
What does trump have to lose? The media are the enemy of the American people. He gonna get sad because they are upset he defends America from domestic and foreign threat and report him as a bad man? 71 million say they want him and trust him and want to know the truth. The other side says fuck the truth, just trust. Not good enough.
Sign me the fuck UP.
Welcome to the meme-warfare command center, private BakedBlunts!
I get the nuclear button!!!!
Just promise not to nuke Trudeau.... yet.
Do I get a cute uniform?
I really hope you're a Female asking this question lol
I am. ;-)
Oh thank god lol well since we are on the subject, what kind of outfit we talking? lol jk
Well I really do love military chic. I don't know exactly but I think it should be very smartly tailored, like maybe with a pencil skirt. And I want lots of shiny buttons and a Sam Browne belt. And a cute little hat, like maybe a Garrison cap. It could be like a sleek updated WAAC kind of uniform.
lol that is quite detailed, I'll let Trump know you are the Girl for the job!
Sailor MAGA maybe. ^_^
I am the president elect of the pentagon somewhere in the building there's gotta be a desk for me
20 years ago I was excited because I did a project for the US Navy and thought I was going to the Pentagon to give a presentation. Unfortunately I found out Al Gore had moved the office to his home State, so the meeting was in Memphis, TN. So I didn't go to the presentation. Did it by phone.
yup we are on the MAGA list remember, alot of winning going on here
Thank God he waited until possibly the last month and a half of his administration to hire people that are patriots and would help drain the swamp! Sorry it’s my only criticism. If several key positions were filled like this even 8 months ago, the election fraud may not have even happened on this scale and we would not be fighting for electors.
But then it would happen again next time.
I have never in my life had hope that the rigged election system would be FIXED until now. If this shakes out correctly, Donald J Trump will not have merely won an election, he will have restored our republic. Every future election will be a whole new America.
I agree, everyone will be upset with the elections, so we might just have a chance at fixing it. It's quite the gambit, but if it works out it will be worth it.
Yep, fine time to do it now
The Un-Cuckening begins !
"Ultra"? why not Super Duper "Ultra"? Watch them like a hawk GEOTUS!
Ultra mega chicken
Shh no he is legend.
Arise, chicken
Shitposter First Class (and President-Elect) Russian Bot 23198a, reporting for duty!
I'm in
We are the Pentagon.....oh, and the media!
Sign me up!
I am on board! I would work for the President in a second!
I think he's interviewing lawyers through this election fraud bullshit for spots at the DOJ because he's going to do a mass turnover. Soon.
I would love to work for the Trump Team. 😀
Never heard any of Obongo’s people, like John Brennan, called ultra-loyalists.
I think you mean Patriots who are ultra-loyal to the constitution.
Since apparently we can make up government jobs now (see Biden’s Office of the President Elect), I want to be Secretary of MAGA
My resume? Why yes i my user name is buckley508 on TD , feel free to check it
Can I work in weapons testing? I want to blow stuff up for a living.
Is there affordable insurance? Who's or H.R. Rep?
Fucking GREAT. I was offered a job there and near there. Im in MN. I went there and couldnt stand the talk. Even the people I had looked up to where fucking brown nosers.
People who dont undermine him at every turn, which is what he had, are now deemed "ultra loyalists".
Get outta here with that shit you dirty fucking commies.
WTF does the Daily Mail expect....that Trump install Haters?
Ridiculous!
I mean, most of us are more qualified to become officers than Hunter Biden under the Direct Appointment Program. Heck, we won't even need waivers for drug use.
And, we won't get kicked out after a year because we can't stay away from the nose candy.
Department of Memes of the United States
"Rekt em" - DoMotUS (So close to rectus dominus)
Has anyone seen my stapler? I think someone stole my stapler....
Act like a banana republic, become a banana republic.
Ewwww how do I become an ultra-loyalist. Sounds so powerful. How about an ultra-mega-super-loyalist?
These "writers" are morons.
D'oh.
Obama gutted the military over several years and promoted loyal to him... or some cause or another.
LOL they’ll act like we do the coup
If we did, I want a payraise. This covid has me makin jack sh*t
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Lest we forget, China grounded the USS Theodore Roosevelt through Vietnam, who is also known as Covid Winner. Esper's party met with the Viet Congs last November and became real friendly.
Which is why when Vietnam struck the USS Roosevelt, Esper stayed mum. Not only that but they denied that the covid came from Vietnam. They tried to blame it on incoming supply planes from the Phillipines.
It wasn't only until 3 months later that they admitted that the carrier got covid from Vietnam (covid winner).
The Chinese and vietcongs have been high fiving each other since then.