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Uhhhh... Did we all just get jobs at the Pentagon?? Reporting for duty, Sir! (media.patriots.win) 🖕FUCK CHINA🖕
posted ago by BakedBlunts ago by BakedBlunts +4986 / -0
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– Aclothorsomething 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gimme more skittles!

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– HeavyHebrew 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sir, I have the runs!

Eat an MRE and stop goldbricking

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– TheNewRepublic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Motrin and water!

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– HeavyHebrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

I never pranked enlisted, but my baby brother runs his contracting outfit and sent an apprentice to go find powdered water. Kid tore apart the supply shed, freaking out looking for it because he didn't want to disappoint the boss. Meanwhile, lil bro and his construction capos were rolling in the office trailer

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– SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hunter prefers M&Ms

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– Fourtyandfourtyfive 5 points ago +5 / -0

Minors and miscreants?

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– I_no_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter created dick flavored M&Ms

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