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Uhhhh... Did we all just get jobs at the Pentagon?? Reporting for duty, Sir! (media.patriots.win) 🖕FUCK CHINA🖕
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– TheNewRepublic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Motrin and water!

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– HeavyHebrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

I never pranked enlisted, but my baby brother runs his contracting outfit and sent an apprentice to go find powdered water. Kid tore apart the supply shed, freaking out looking for it because he didn't want to disappoint the boss. Meanwhile, lil bro and his construction capos were rolling in the office trailer

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– TheNewRepublic 8 points ago +8 / -0

We always ask boots to go find batteries for the chem lights.

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